Wierd kids at your school.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-05-10 07:40pm

The Genius- Don't ask how, but its my label. In any class but a math type I pull correct answers out of my ass to the point where I get told to shut up. I also act like a complete and utter moron.

Silver Jedi · Post by **Silver Jedi** » 2003-05-11 12:33am

Mr. Peebody- at a JROTC drill team lock-in, got up in the middle of the night and took a piss. On the floor. In the middle of the room. His only excuse was "I couldn't find the door".

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-11 12:44am

Horseback Riding Girls The upper-class Jersey High School I attend has about a dozen girls who love horses more than life itself/ They spend months out of school at riding competitions, and they sometimes smell like horse crap. They focus their lives around large, smelly, four-hooved animals.

Alien Invader Chick A fairly regular looking girl, until you realise that her face has only ONE expression, a wide, sunny, plastic smile, and that she acts like a programmed device. She walks like an automaton, and displays a very limited range of emotions (happy, smiley, perplexed.) Besides this, and stalkerlike tendencies to one guy in my class, she is nice enough. Scary, though. It is generally assumed that she is in fact an alien invader, scopin our planet out as a potential target for invasion.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-05-11 01:46am

Tasoth wrote:The Genius- Don't ask how, but its my label. In any class but a math type I pull correct answers out of my ass to the point where I get told to shut up. I also act like a complete and utter moron.

My Version of The Genius The same. People don't ask me anymore. I just blurt out the nswer when near them. I begin talking about how my IQ is higher than your's and why Germany should have invested in Panzer IV Fs. Then I begin hitting the sound button onhe chess the chess clock and solving linear equations. Goes by the Battlefield 1942 Username - Mr. Dumbass

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-11 06:25am

Me!

Seriously, I'm the only one at my school who:

1. Owns CDs by Dissection, Finntroll and Bal-Sagoth.
2. Reads stories by H.P. Lovecraft.
3. Frequently references obscure B-Movies no one ever have heard of.
4. Writes 20-page essays when the teacher only request them to be "longer than 5 pages."
5. Can distinguish between Black Metal and Death Metal!!

6. Bears a striking resemblance to what John Lennon might have looked like as a teenager.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-11 08:10am

Rye AKA "is that a boy or a girl" AKA Goff = myself. Lazy. Unpredictable. Good at drawing. Decidedly witty. USes irony extensively, no longer sure what's real and what's irony. Dangerous.Nice person to be around when chatty.Appears antisocial, when in truth, just very lazy and poor.

Shit on me! A Hacker AKA SoX AKA-Tony=cool guy, unfortunately likes the club Atlantis.

Goff group A = the group that stay in "faggot lady's" side of the common room (2 rooms, one with faggot lady, the other with no supervision) generally prefer a quieter more relaxed approach to life.

Goff group B = the group with the drunkards,druggies and jackass wannabes. Fun to be around. Can get irritating when they wont stfu.

the UNIT = all the most fucked up kids of the school in a few groups. Always get their food before us. Irritating. Think it's good to call me when they're in the freaking unit. Crazy kids that get cranky and put windows through, and go on trips all the time because they're too weird to have around school. Extensively townie scum.

the fat guy who runs the UNIT = big fat man that has been theorised to just be a kid who hasnt got out of the unit yet. Irritating, fat and stupid, once had a conversation with ivan as follows :

Fat: "do you know what time it is?"(we were early for dinner, and the UNIT kids were getting their food)
Ivan: "No, we're retarded and can't tell the time. Maybe we should be in the unit."
Fat:...

MICHAEL ENGLISH: made of sterner stuff. Once jumped out of a second story window to get out of a boring lesson. Landed and walked off without scathe.

THE TROY: Vehemently smelly, antisocial king of irritation. At recent leaver's do was quoted as saying "these potatoes are smaller than my testicles" in a serious manner, not trying to be funny.

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2003-05-11 08:18am

the UNIT: as per school inspection all the kids that are likely to: set fire to something, injure themselves or someone else, start fights, smash windows and generally do nothing good are rounded up and shipped off to do something more fun than school. Rewarding the un-ruley as it were.

Faggot lady: A woman that just sits at the back of the room pretending to be "mother". As a retort from ivan once confirmed:

Faggot Lady: "Turned it down or turn it off!"
Ivan: "Yes... mum."

Talbot: Ate a razor blade, cut himself,,, did it again, cut himself again. nonce.

Scott Henderson: Burnt down the school kitchens.

Johnathon: Probably a nice person, but a fundie non the less, reported as telling his entire physics class "they were going to hell" because they believed what the teacher told them.

Slow-Norris: "Why doesn't the egg float at the bottom?", a genuinely nice person but so incomprehensibly dense.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-11 08:29am

Leon Selva: Got pissed off at being made to give up his place in the dinner line. His response: punch through reinforced glass.

A conversation between faggotlady and myself:

FL: "No games in here, if you want games, go in the other room."
I survey the area, noone's working.
Rye: "anyone who cares about clarkie playingo n his laptoip please raise your hand"
noone raises their hand
Rye:"anyone who cares what this woman says raise your hand"
noone raises their hand
Rye:"so why should he go in the other room? This room is for us, and we don't care"
FL: "because i say so"
Rye:"So what if you say so? This is our room, and we don';t care"
FL: "But i care"
Rye:"so, your argument rests on "because i say so" even though noone else cares."
FL:"yes, now do what i say"
Rye: "no"
i sit down. So does she, behind her desk, as always. She reads her book. She does nothing ALL FUCKING DAY.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-05-11 10:44am

Tom (AKA. Tompsa, AKA. Tomppa)
A total whackjob. Got suspended from school while in the first grade for urinating on his desk. Arrested numerous times while in elementary school for various missdemeanors (shoplifting, destruction of public property Etc.). Suffered a near fatal alcohol poisoning in the seventh grade, whit permanent kidney damage, and he got hospitalized once for drinking antifreeze. Finaly got kicked out of school in the eight grade for crapping in another students backpack. I could fill a couple of pages with his antics, but I think that all I have to tell you is that he is currently in prison for an attempted homicide and drug smugling, got nine* years if I recall correctly, to make it clear what kinda of a person were are talking about.

*EDIT* It was seven years, according to my brother. *EDIT*

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-05-11 10:49am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Me!

Seriously, I'm the only one at my school who:

1. Owns CDs by Dissection, Finntroll and Bal-Sagoth.
2. Reads stories by H.P. Lovecraft.
3. Frequently references obscure B-Movies no one ever have heard of.
4. Writes 20-page essays when the teacher only request them to be "longer than 5 pages."
5. Can distinguish between Black Metal and Death Metal!!
6. Bears a striking resemblance to what John Lennon might have looked like as a teenager.

DUDE. Fintroll and Bal Sagoth own! And one who can tell the difference between BM and DM? You make me happy indeed!

GonK · Post by **GonK** » 2003-05-11 12:40pm

Hmmm thinking about it there really was a lot of weirdos at my school...

Kenneth fat special ed kid apparently he got brain damage when someone dared him to jump between a moving car and caravan. He would follow girls round with his tounge out adn try to kiss them.

John he really had some serious issues... people would wind him up untill he lost his temper at which point he would lose it and start banging his head off the desk. Friends tell a story of getting him really pissed at a party then covering his head in shaving foam intending to shave his head but they couldn't find a razor so they just stuck sweets into the shaving foam. When his dad came to pick him up they carried him out to the car, head still covered in shaving foam and sweets all his dad said was "John, disgraced yourself again"

Frank great laugh but definitely had a bit of a fucked up family, his stepfather gave him a note explaining why he was late for school and the reason given was that they had had to chip his dick off from the sheets cos he'd been wanking off too much...

I suppose I ought to include myself as well the quiet, smart kid who will forever be know as "the one with the long red hair" mainly because I had grown my hair down to my shoulders and I looked something like a mobile ginger hedge. Didn't help that I was one of the few people at school who knew who Jimi Hendrix was and listened to 60's rock or that my dad was a Church Of Scotland Minister while I really wasn't religious.
On one occasion I had to give the Depute Rector my name for some reason and his reply was "Oh I should have guessed from the hair". In fact to this day when my sister has to explain who her brother is to someone from school she just says the guy with long red hair and they know who she's talking about...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-11 12:58pm

Dalton wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:I'm trying to remember the movie it was in but I have this line stuck in my head.

Shopkeeper: Missy, look out there's some weird ones out tonight.
Teenage Girl: Mister We ARE the weird ones.
The Craft?

Yes, that is "The Craft."

As for weird people, there was Crabnuts, (his last name was Crabtree) who was one of the few skaters in my high school in Roswell, NM. He was a weird one then because he was a skater (end of story). Greg, sometimes called "The Quiet SKater Dude" was pretty much the same way. Ironically, both of them were in orchestra, playing viola and violin, respectively.

Near graduation, I was one of the weird Goth kids at school in Albuquerque. But moreso than myself was someone named Soo-song (although I'm not sure on the spelling). He was *the* Goth of the preppy school that I went to.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-11 01:02pm

Also as far as that The Craft quote goes it's a Bus Driver talking to the girls. How do i know? My wee sister is a Wicca Wannabe and watches that movie once a day.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-11 01:04pm

Darth Pounder wrote:Also as far as that The Craft quote goes it's a Bus Driver talking to the girls. How do i know? My wee sister is a Wicca Wannabe and watches that movie once a day.

[so is not touching that]

Yes, it is a bus driver talking to the girls on their "field trip" after pulling one of them (Sara?) away from the football field.. That is, if I remember right.. It's been a bit since I've seen it, a few weeks, at least.

CRUCIBLE · Post by **CRUCIBLE** » 2003-05-11 07:02pm

The four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse:
Their attitude resembled the original ones. All four coming around the corner marching towards an unlucky fellow meant imminent doom for him.
Either they brawled the person to submission or attacked one verbally till they ran out crying.

The Gambler:
He took any bets, no matter how stupid they were. Confirmed sighting: ran across the floor with a spoonge stuffed in his ass due to a bet (pants were down of course).

The Lesbian Teacher Slut:
The girl had numerous sexual relationships to teachers, all were indeed female teachers.
Note: Out of 52 teachers at our school, were just 12 female and 18 male teachers heterosexual!

The Never-make-him-pissed-off-guy:
Well that was my "title" after an incident. I found out that my GF at that time cheated on me. I talked to her, words were called, she ran away crying. 5 minutes later her lover approached me. He talked shit, threatened me (his 2 friends backed him up) and was an utter asshole. I was known to never loose my temper (he thought that too). Well the day ended with him in the hospital, his friends beaten up beyond recognition and myself suspended for 2 weeks from school.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-05-11 07:50pm

Johnathan BreidbordComplete moron. One of the biggest outcasts at my high school, although the popular crowd allowed him to hang around with them just so they could make fun of him. Could talk normally, but decided to portray himself as a retard by stammering, talking slowly, and taking oddly timed deep breaths in the middle of speech.

BlockheadSome guy at my university. He's a complete nerd who dedicates himself totally to studying, although he's still stupid and gets poor grades. Completely cowardly and unable to stand for himself, especially to professors and TAs, who he treats with fearful respect. Has no friends, and seemingly no hobbies or interests outside of studying. Still lives at home, which is not far from school. Once told me that before summer vacation, he hoped to steal someone's organic chemistry book and completely memorize it over the break. Known for speaking in wierd voice impressions from time to time, and for giving everyone stupid nicknames. He called some guy in his physics lecture "The Ghost" because he didn't go to class a lot, and some other guy "10 to the 87th" because that's the answer he gave to some problem involving atoms. He callled me "Steel Balls" because he was sooooo impressed by me telling my lab instructor that the goggles he gave me didn't fit.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-05-11 10:01pm

G-Sides - This towering hulk of a man is famous for going to the dining hall in his trenchcoat and making massive soft-serve ice-crem towers, which he then proceeds to eat...in every sense of the word.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-05-11 10:28pm

Wow. And I thought that my school was bad.

Unfortunately, the only types of people my school has are the smart people with various degrees of smartness, the "pot-head genius" types that are always stoned, and claim get insanely high grades brcause of it, the stupid people (yup, morons are everywhere) they are just morons, nothing special about them, however. Finally, there is the football theam and their ilk, but this is common to all schools.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-11 11:42pm

fgalkin wrote:Wow. And I thought that my school was bad.

Unfortunately, the only types of people my school has are the smart people with various degrees of smartness, the "pot-head genius" types that are always stoned, and claim get insanely high grades brcause of it, the stupid people (yup, morons are everywhere) they are just morons, nothing special about them, however. Finally, there is the football theam and their ilk, but this is common to all schools.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

There's a few potheads at my school, but I don't know if they're actually stoned or just like being like that to annoy people. They claim they never fail because of it too, and I bleieve them, as they probably get all D's or something. And, besides the punk kids, my school is pretty normal. Or, it just appears that way because I'm in mostly honors classes, and all the sane students are in those classes.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-05-12 01:13am

Thirdfain wrote:Horseback Riding Girls The upper-class Jersey High School I attend has about a dozen girls who love horses more than life itself/ They spend months out of school at riding competitions, and they sometimes smell like horse crap. They focus their lives around large, smelly, four-hooved animals.

You DO know why girls love horseback riding don't you? If you don't, I have nothing to say to you. I enjoy the sport because it relaxes me to take a ride out into the hills, girls enjoy it for a completely different reason (if they're not scared of riding in the first place).

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-12 01:28am

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2003-05-12 02:17am

The dumbass smart guy: This guy from my highschool had skipped a grade in middle school because he was good in math. He one of those types who have book smarts, but not street smarts. Nobody at the school liked the SOB, not even some teachers. He tried to hang out with the "cool" kids, and they ended up makeing a total ass of him. Man that was a beautiful day.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-12 06:07am

"Suzy Q": Err, If a high School girl could be a succubus that would be her. She was in Band, managed sexual relations with 2/3 or our High School, and with at least a dozen people from every High School that the band visited. (She was completly bi) and didn't care about age or whatever. Strangely, she never caught any diseases, or pregnancies, but all the people she *Fucked* wound up having wierd shit happen to them...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-12 08:32am

That dirty kid He doesn't really have a nickname, and isn't as well known as Flowmaster, but he's in normal classes. What makes him stand out is that he masturbates, at school, a lot. He masturbated during the TAAS(texas standardized test you have to pass to graduate), and blew it all over his hands from what people in the class have told me, in the 8th grade, a friend caught him in the middle(not in a stall, standing in the middle) of one of the bathrooms jerkin' it, he's also been caught doing it in this room where the slightly mentally challeged kids go to take test. I've also heard a lot of other stories of his public masturbation, but the seem questionable if they happened or not. He also pics gum off the bottom of desks in class and chews it.

I really admite this kid, you know? I really do. Do you know how many times I wanted to just drop trou in high school, whip it out and start to masturbate? Must have been at least every day. But I never did. I always thought they would call my parents, the police would take me away, or something. Not this kid. He just says, "screw the world, I'm doing what feels good, man." Wow. We need more public masturbators like him. I salute him. With my penis.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-12 08:43am

Me and my friend Moses:

We plotted the world's demise. The entire thing revolved around the implementation of the use of lead sporks.