Men and Women in the shower..

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » 2003-05-15 01:29am

Blowing your nose in the shower should be punishable by death. It is so damn disgusting to get in a shower after someone else has done that.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-05-15 01:31am

I guess this kinda shows where the gay part of me comes in... There are a large number of parts from both of those lists that apply to me... Lol...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-15 01:31am

Starscream wrote:Blowing your nose in the shower should be punishable by death. It is so damn disgusting to get in a shower after someone else has done that.

Wait until you live in a college/dorm and you have people having sex (messy sex at that) in the showers before you.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-15 01:42am

Hyperion wrote:I guess this kinda shows where the gay part of me comes in... There are a large number of parts from both of those lists that apply to me... Lol...

ROTFLMFAO.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » 2003-05-15 01:44am

weemadando wrote:
Starscream wrote:Blowing your nose in the shower should be punishable by death. It is so damn disgusting to get in a shower after someone else has done that.
Wait until you live in a college/dorm and you have people having sex (messy sex at that) in the showers before you.

Haven't experienced that joy yet.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-15 01:51am

Me:

1. Take off clothes in bathroom
2. Get in shower
3. Start water
4. Set water to right temperature
5. Piss
6. Soap up pits, crotch
7. Sit on table and scrape dead skin off feet
8. Stand back up and scrub body
9. Wash hair
10. Get out
11. Go to room and get dried and dressed
12. Sit in front of fan for thirty minutes

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-15 01:53am

Must admit, that I have only had long hair (realitive) for about 8 months. Have had a good close shaved head for over a decade.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-15 02:10am

Geh, what's with all the peeing in the shower? That's almost like the one guy who pees into his sink all the time--almost.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-15 02:12am

Shinova wrote:Geh, what's with all the peeing in the shower? That's almost like the one guy who pees into his sink all the time--almost.

Nothing of the sort. Peeing in the shower is not that big of an issue, consider all the other shit that gets washed down the drain in the shower.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-15 02:29am

Knife wrote:
Shinova wrote:Geh, what's with all the peeing in the shower? That's almost like the one guy who pees into his sink all the time--almost.
Nothing of the sort. Peeing in the shower is not that big of an issue, consider all the other shit that gets washed down the drain in the shower.

I still won't use a shower that someone peed in. That's why they made the toilet. But, I have no problem with using a shower someone had sex in, as long as I was that someone.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-15 02:32am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Knife wrote:
Shinova wrote:Geh, what's with all the peeing in the shower? That's almost like the one guy who pees into his sink all the time--almost.
Nothing of the sort. Peeing in the shower is not that big of an issue, consider all the other shit that gets washed down the drain in the shower.
I still won't use a shower that someone peed in. That's why they made the toilet. But, I have no problem with using a shower someone had sex in, as long as I was that someone.

It's a matter of perspective I suppose. I have seen some nasty, smelly mother fuckers in my life that I would not take a shower in the same facility that they used. However, noting that all showers are used to wash nastey shit off of said person, whats the big deal about piss?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-05-15 02:39am

Knife wrote:It's a matter of perspective I suppose. I have seen some nasty, smelly mother fuckers in my life that I would not take a shower in the same facility that they used. However, noting that all showers are used to wash nastey shit off of said person, whats the big deal about piss?

Umm.....it's extra-nasty?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-15 02:44am

My shower:

1. Stumble to shower, fumble while taking clothes off
2. Get in, play with taps for a minute till just right
3. Stand idle for a while, pee
4. Fart really loudly
5. Do the soap thing
6. Shout "I'm getting out soon" when Mum bangs on the door.
7. Wash hair
8. Get out, realise I've forgotten a towel.
9. Stick my head out the door, ask for a towel
OR Do a naked run.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-15 04:10am

My shower time seems to increase proportionally relative to my hair length. Odd, that

Of course, I'm usually running late when I have to shower, so it's basically in, scrub as rapidly as possible without falling over, out, dry off and dress in one shot, run to gather books...

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-05-15 04:15am

innerbrat wrote:*reads links*

Yep, I'm androgynous all right. *sigh*

You pee in the shower too?!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-05-15 04:20am

Shinova wrote:
Knife wrote:It's a matter of perspective I suppose. I have seen some nasty, smelly mother fuckers in my life that I would not take a shower in the same facility that they used. However, noting that all showers are used to wash nastey shit off of said person, whats the big deal about piss?
Umm.....it's extra-nasty?

But it's all going down the drain anyways.

As for me, my showers go:

Turn on water
Let heat up while taking off clothes
Get in, wash body
Piss
Shampoo
Let hot water beat on my back for about five minutes
Realize I'm running late, swear
Shave
Scrub dead skin off of feet.
Exit.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-15 04:22am

Alex Moon wrote:
innerbrat wrote:*reads links*

Yep, I'm androgynous all right. *sigh*
You pee in the shower too?!

Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-15 04:26am

innerbrat wrote: Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-15 04:30am

XaLEv wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!

Sorry, XaLEv, but anyon'es who's ever kept rats knows about their bladder control ability.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-05-15 04:40am

Peeing should be aim for drain hole and do figure eights around outside.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-15 04:41am

innerbrat wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!

Sorry, XaLEv, but anyon'es who's ever kept rats knows about their bladder control ability.

Or lack thereof.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-05-15 04:45am

1 - stagger out of door, across hall, all of 2 feet to the shower cubicle
2 - wrestle door shut
3 - spend minute cursing at small and ineffective lock on door that doesnt work
4 - get undressed, hang clothes on numerous broken wall hangers, in the vague hope that they wont fall and get soaked in the puddles on the floor
5 - pick clothes off floor, attempt to rehang on hooks
6 - swear
7 - spend a minute fine-tuning the shower
8 - get in
9 - get out again, make temperature slightly less close to human skin boiling point
10 - wash body
11 - shampoo, condition, consider shaving, usually don't
12 - turn water to as hot as skin can stand and stay there for a minute or two
13 - attempt to turn shower taps off before water turns icy cold
14 - towel, roman toga style, dressing gown
15 - wrestle with door somemore, stagger 2 ft across hall way...

J · Post by J » 2003-05-15 01:04pm

Early morning swim practice does wonders for shortening up my shower procedures.

1. Put the clean clothes I'm going to change into on my bed
2. Take off all my clothes and dump them on the floor beside the bed
3. Put on bathrobe, grab towel, head to shower
4. Turn on shower, adjust temperature, remove bathrobe, step into shower
5. Shower, lather, rinse
6. Dry self with tower, put on bathrobe
7. Head back to bedroom, put on clean clothes, Done.

Total time: 15 minutes or so, because I don't want to get up any earlier than 5:30 in the morning.

Since I don't have morning swim practice these days, my shower procedure had grown a few steps. Mostly the same as above, but with this:

6b. Brush teeth, fix my hair a bit
6c. Still in my bathrobe only, make breakfast
6d. Eat breakfast while talking to other family members
6e. Lounge around the house a bit in my bathrobe
7. Head back to bedroom and change into my clean clothes.

Steps 6-6e have been known to take up an entire morning at times.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-15 01:16pm

Good grief, don't any of you guys rinse before getting out of the shower?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-15 01:19pm

You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."