My thoughts on masturbation and stuff

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-05-15 09:02pm

and on a completely off topic note, what are the little star deals?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-05-15 09:02pm

Nathan F wrote:Hmm... Superman strikes me as the fellow who brags about getting some all the time, but that is all it is, unsubstantiated bragging.

Who's to say? Whether he's getting it from someone else or just from himself, he's still getting it.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-05-15 09:05pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:Falling out of bed while fingering your own ass is something you don't want to contemplate.

You finger your ass?
Oh goddammit, I shook his hand when we met at the movie theatre! I think you did too!

You didn't accept any chocolate covered pretzels from him did you?

J · Post by J » 2003-05-15 09:11pm

Thank you for sharing...I'm gonna go get sick now...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-15 09:11pm

Who's to say? Whether he's getting it from someone else or just from himself, he's still getting it.

Amen Brother!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-15 11:04pm

<walks in with gun, shoots Superman in head, and announces> THREAD HIJACK!

<starts spraying bullets around randomly>

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-15 11:10pm

Its about time someone shoot Superman.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-15 11:41pm

aerius wrote:No I don't finger my own ass you assclowns, I saw the ass fingering thing on an amateur porn video I screened at Customs. In the video, a bunch of guys were having a gay orgy in bed and one guy was perched near the edge fingering his ass and doing some other stuff. Somehow he got knocked off the bed and he fell ass first on the floor with his own finger stuck up his bunghole, you fill in the rest with your imagination.

Do you happen to recall the name of that movie???

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » 2003-05-15 11:52pm

Nathan F wrote:and on a completely off topic note, what are the little star deals?

See the announcement.....

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-05-16 12:21am

Question: What do strong persistent headaches during mastubaton entail?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-16 12:26am

BrYaN19kc wrote:
aerius wrote:No I don't finger my own ass you assclowns, I saw the ass fingering thing on an amateur porn video I screened at Customs. In the video, a bunch of guys were having a gay orgy in bed and one guy was perched near the edge fingering his ass and doing some other stuff. Somehow he got knocked off the bed and he fell ass first on the floor with his own finger stuck up his bunghole, you fill in the rest with your imagination.

Do you happen to recall the name of that movie???

"Gay Guy Getting His Finger Lodged In His Rectum 5"?

Anyway, I have a question regarding masturbation:

Is it possible to run out of sperm from constant orgasming?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-05-16 12:28am

Superman, exactly which slimey pit did you spawn out of?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-16 12:53am

Bob McDob wrote:Question: What do strong persistent headaches during mastubaton entail?

High blood pressure maybe? Dunno.

As to this thread, I was going to ignore it, until I saw who the author was. Then I had to see. Superman threads are always interesting one way or another, even if they're usually interesting in the, "Well, there's an image I'm never getting out of my head," sense. As usual, Kal-El does not disappoint, with some good advice from aerius thrown in.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-05-16 01:03am

Yeah, whenever I need to laugh at a 16 year old mysogynist jock with more balls than braincells than he knows what to do with, I just read one of Superman's threads.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-16 01:33am

AH-HEM! I've Hijacked this thread. The least you all could do is look a bit panicked or something.

<sprays more bullets around randomly>

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-16 02:17am

Superman; If he were any lewder he'd be the board average.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-16 02:24am

Connor MacLeod wrote:AH-HEM! I've Hijacked this thread. The least you all could do is look a bit panicked or something.

<sprays more bullets around randomly>

::::: Pulls out twin 9mm handguns and begins returning fire while running for cover :::

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-16 02:26am

Superman wrote:Yeah, I made a quick list of my thoughts on masturbation and what not. I like to write them down as I think of them. Feel free to add to the list.

You're bizarre.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-16 02:30am

Rob about the headaches: I'm guessing it's your Mom whacking the back of your head with a baking bowl. I myself have a headache when I DON'T masturbate.

And to the guy who wants to know if he can run out of sperm: Read my quote I posted! Here: " Believe me, God knew. He gave us digits on the hand, an arm long enough to reach the genitalia, and the ability to produce 7 billion sperm a day. Plus, he recently invented pornography. No doubt he anticipated that we'd go for the junk." The point is that your sperm is not a limited resource. It's not like fossil fuels. Whack away with the confidence of knowing that old faithful will always be there, my friend.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-05-16 02:31am

Bob McDob wrote:Question: What do strong persistent headaches during mastubaton entail?

You're squeezing the wrong head.

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-05-16 03:16am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"Gay Guy Getting His Finger Lodged In His Rectum 5"?

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!

I couldn't help it.

-- Joe Momma

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-05-16 03:22am

IG-88E wrote:
Superman wrote:Yeah, I made a quick list of my thoughts on masturbation and what not. I like to write them down as I think of them. Feel free to add to the list.
You're bizarre.

Nah, he's just immature.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-16 03:27am

There you go again spankster; putting the B.O. in BORING once again...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-16 03:28am

Every time Superman posts an unusual thread it's an even bet whether or not Spanky or some other weak-willed weenie will come in and throw a fit.

Thread locked.

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