This has GOT to violate the Geneva Conventions

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Knife wrote:Fuck it, if they resist, bring on the Disturbed or the God smack and if all else fails, Britney Spears.

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.
A) Godsmack is one word, dear.

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But then, I suppose that would be a bit harsh. Dave would probably get tired after a while.
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I can see it now....

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And they said that IRAQ used weapons of mass destruction! Not that people ever pay attention to the Geneva laws......
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A) Godsmack is one word, dear.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

In my opinion, playing loud rock music is okay to force opponents into surrendering. Once you get to the boy bands and Britney Spears, that's a war crime.
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*tsk* Is that all they can do? If you want a real psychological effect on enemy troops, play one of these three songs while approaching an enemy fortification:

1) Sympathy for the Devil
2) Paint it Black
3) Ride of the Valkyries
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Sorry about posting a thread about this in the politics forum. Anyhow...

if the situation was reversed, what would the Iraqis use?

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Post by Shinova »

They should've had large screens displaying Britney Spears music video one right after another.


But then again, they could probably start enjoying that by oogling Britney's body so maybe not.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:3) Ride of the Valkyries
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Guys, it could be worse....

They could be playing songs by Heart..... *shudders*

Or even worse than that! Rap 'music'! *shudders even more*
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If all else fails we could charge in there with "Faith of the Heart".
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Yogi wrote:http://www.msnbc.com/news/914527.asp
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The U.S. military is using Metallica and the ?Barney? theme song as instruments of coercion in Iraq

May 26 issue Your parents aren't the only ones who hate your music, some Iraqis hate it, too. U.S. military units have been breaking Saddam supporters with long sessions in which they're forced to listen to heavy-metal and children's songs. "Trust me, it works," says one U.S. operative.

THE IDEA, says Sgt. Mark Hadsell, is to break a subject's resistance by annoying that person with what some Iraqis would consider culturally offensive music. The songs that are being played include "Bodies" from the Vin Diesel "XXX" movie soundtrack and Metallica's "Enter Sandman." "These people haven't heard heavy metal before," he explains. "They can't take it." Few people could put up with the sledgehammer riffs of Metallica, and kiddie songs aren't that much easier, especially when selections include the "Sesame Street" theme and some of purple dinosaur Barney's crooning.
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