How old are You?

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply

How old are you

0-10 Years Old
0
No votes
10-13 Years Old
1
1%
14-18 Years Old
20
29%
18-25 Years Old
35
51%
25-30 Years Old
5
7%
30-35 Years Old
7
10%
35-40 Years Old
0
No votes
40-45 Years Old
1
1%
45 + Years of Age
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 69
GoneCrazy
Village Idiot
Posts: 88
Joined: 2002-09-07 11:02am

Post by GoneCrazy »

i'll get my license next year!
Mess with the Best,
Die Like the Rest
Top
User avatar
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Ruthless Imperial Tyrant
Posts: 5755
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:11pm
Location: Canada

Post by Grand Admiral Thrawn »

4+8-2+9x2+1-2+7-10 eh?


Do the 9x2=18.


4+8=12-2=10+18=28+1=29-2=27+7=34-10=24. / 2 then 12.


You obviously did

(4+8-2+9)x2+1-2+7-10

(4+8=12-2=10+9=19)x2=38+1=39-2=37+7=44-10=34. / 2 17.
"You know, I was God once."
"Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died."
Bender and God, Futurama
Top
User avatar
Andrew J.
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3508
Joined: 2002-08-18 03:07pm
Location: The Adirondacks

Post by Andrew J. »

Sea Skimmer wrote:But if you wish for it to be arbitrary quantified, mortal, 4+8-2+9x2+1-2+7-10 then devide by two
So, it's a long math problem whose answer is (intended to be) 17? Have you ever read The Phantom Tollbooth by any chance?
Don't hate; appreciate!

RIP Eddie.
Top
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

Post by HemlockGrey »

Seventeen!

I can't understand where I went wrong...



At 13, I appear to be the youngest incarnation of pure, buttery Satanic influence at this site.
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Top
User avatar
thecreech
Smasher/Devourer
Posts: 3478
Joined: 2002-08-12 08:39pm
Location: New Mexico... and yes it is a state , Go look at a fucking map of the USA
Contact:
Contact thecreech

Post by thecreech »

How old am i? old enough to sleep with women
Top
User avatar
Mr. B
Jedi Knight
Posts: 921
Joined: 2002-07-13 02:16am
Location: My own little corner of Hell.

Post by Mr. B »

Cyril wrote: Seventeen!

I can't understand where I went wrong...



At 13, I appear to be the youngest incarnation of pure, buttery Satanic influence at this site.
Holy Fucking shit. Thirteeen, you are way too fucking young to be fucking here. People fucking swear all the fucking time and there are motherfuckering buttfuckering child molesters like fucking darkstar here. He is a total asshole motherfucker, and deserves to be fucking shot. The fucking bastard motherfucker.

I'm fucking kidding. Fuck, I swore more than this when I was fucking 13.
"I got so high last night I figured out how clouds work." - the miracle of marijuana

Legalize It!

Proud Member of the local 404 Professional Cynics Union.

"Every Revolution carries within it the seeds of its own destruction."-Dune
Top
User avatar
fgalkin
Carvin' Marvin
Posts: 14557
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:51pm
Location: Land of the Mountain Fascists
Contact:
Contact fgalkin

Post by fgalkin »

17.
Top
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

Post by HemlockGrey »

Mr. B: Fuck you.

:wink:
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Top
Antediluvian
Jedi Knight
Posts: 593
Joined: 2002-07-09 08:46pm

Post by Antediluvian »

28, Male.
Top
User avatar
2000AD
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6666
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:32pm
Location: Leeds, wishing i was still in Newcastle

Post by 2000AD »

17, soon to be 18, male.
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
Top
Ted
BANNED
Posts: 3522
Joined: 2002-09-04 12:42pm

Post by Ted »

theheap wrote:How old am i? old enough to sleep with women
Means you are atleast 16
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Top
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

22 since... today! happy birthday salm!

ps. actually that´s one and a half hour ago.

cya
i´m drunk
MAHOK!
Top
User avatar
ArmorPierce
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 5904
Joined: 2002-07-04 09:54pm
Location: Born and raised in Brooklyn, unfornately presently in Jersey

Post by ArmorPierce »

Mr. B wrote:Holy Fucking shit. Thirteeen, you are way too fucking young to be fucking here. People fucking swear all the fucking time and there are motherfuckering buttfuckering child molesters like fucking darkstar here. He is a total asshole motherfucker, and deserves to be fucking shot. The fucking bastard motherfucker.
Heh heh, buttfuckering child molesters
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

This body of mine can drive by US law, but my soul has been in this galaxy since the end of the Galactic Republic, for my master, Palpatine, taught me his greatest secret---the soul transfer.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
Dalton
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
Posts: 22637
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:16pm
Location: New York, the Fuck You State
Contact:
Contact Dalton

Post by Dalton »

22, in a couple of months. My very first birthday present was Ronald Reagan :P
Image
Image
To Absent Friends
Dalton | Admin Smash | Knight of the Order of SDN

"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster

May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
Top
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:
Contact Cal Wright

Post by Cal Wright »

I am currently twenty two standard years of age.

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
Top
User avatar
haas mark
Official SD.Net Insomniac
Posts: 16533
Joined: 2002-09-11 04:29pm
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Contact:
Contact haas mark

Post by haas mark »

18...but that means nothing, it seems...I've been given a range anywhere from 16-24 just from people looking at me...all but one person sober. And he said I looked 22.:)
Robert-Conway.com | lunar sun | TotalEnigma.net

Hot Pants à la Zaia | BotM Lord Monkey Mod OOK!
SDNC | WG | GDC | ACPATHNTDWATGODW | GALE | ISARMA | CotK: [mew]

Formerly verilon

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero, 09 October 1967 - 13 November 2005

Image
Top
User avatar
beyond hope
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1608
Joined: 2002-08-19 07:08pm

Post by beyond hope »

theheap wrote:
How old am i? old enough to sleep with women


Means you are atleast 16
Newborns sleep with women too, usually curled up in their arms. You could also take the "old enough to do the deed" interpretation and say "okay, all that tells us is you're older than 12 or so."

This should tell you all you need to know about my age: I saw all 3 of the original versions of the Star Wars films in the theater within the first few months of their release. I also had a huge collection of the toys (alas, mostly broken from having to move every 3 years due to my dad being Air Force.) Apparent age, at my current job I've been asked if I'm temping until high school is back in session.
Top
User avatar
Straha
Lord of the Spam
Posts: 8198
Joined: 2002-07-21 11:59pm
Location: NYC

Post by Straha »

Wow, I ignored this for so long so.


::BUMP:: :D
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic

'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Top
IRG CommandoJoe
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3481
Joined: 2002-07-09 12:51pm

Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

17.
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith

Proud member of the Brotherhood of the Monkey.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”