Are there any chicks here

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-07-21 12:51pm

Darth Wong wrote:I suppose I could get Rebecca to post here just to raise the "chick count" (she does like Star Wars, although not as much as I do), but she's not big on the Internet discussion-group phenomenon. She doesn't even like sitting in front of a computer for long periods of time (unlike us, obviously).

That's probably a bad idea. I can picture it now, Laird signing up here just so he can repost his pictures for her to see...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-07-21 01:04pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I suppose I could get Rebecca to post here just to raise the "chick count" (she does like Star Wars, although not as much as I do), but she's not big on the Internet discussion-group phenomenon. She doesn't even like sitting in front of a computer for long periods of time (unlike us, obviously).
That's probably a bad idea. I can picture it now, Laird signing up here just so he can repost his pictures for her to see...

Ouch!

Damn Laird.

In anycase, this is our territory and Mr. Wong has all the cards whenever anyone comes here.

I wonder if there are any transexuals here or drag queens...

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2002-07-21 03:16pm

--So the ratio seems to be 359/1 male/female? Considering the denizens and topics of this board I'd say that is just about right. After all if there were more females here there would be more threads about interpersonal relationship and character type things as opposed to who can anhilate who and how exactly would they go about doing it. I have say though any "chick" that can stand the topics found here let alone consider them entertaining MUST be kick ass!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-07-21 05:53pm

I've never dated, but I have advice for dating, from my experiences with women.

Women like dumb, gullible, arrogant jocks. They don't really care much for good looks, and don't care if you will forget her birthday, date someone else, or lie to others about your relationship.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-07-21 05:53pm

I'm a member of a Gundam discussion board that's roughly 10% female.

Geek-Girls do exist, but they're a rare breed.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-07-21 06:16pm

http://members.aol.com/monsterwax/Main.htm

How big is Chick? Well friends, he's SOOOO big, that even the
Country of Canada is scared of him! The following is the true story
of how our big proud Neighbors in the North drew up their draw
bridge on Chick's gospel efforts and deprived themselves not
only of classic comics, but also free speech.

I just love JTC tracts........

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-07-21 06:26pm

Raven Ford and Marina O'Leary

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-07-21 06:30pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I've never dated, but I have advice for dating, from my experiences with women.

Ummm ... what experiences would those be, if you've never dated?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-07-21 06:31pm

MKSheppard wrote:The following is the true story
of how our big proud Neighbors in the North drew up their draw
bridge on Chick's gospel efforts and deprived themselves not
only of classic comics, but also free speech.

We have anti-hate literature laws in Canada. Mind you, I suppose that doesn't mean much to someone who once said that the annihilation of Africa would be "no great loss".

Doomriser · Post by **Doomriser** » 2002-07-21 06:50pm

MKSheppard wrote:http://members.aol.com/monsterwax/Main.htm

How big is Chick? Well friends, he's SOOOO big, that even the
Country of Canada is scared of him! The following is the true story
of how our big proud Neighbors in the North drew up their draw
bridge on Chick's gospel efforts and deprived themselves not
only of classic comics, but also free speech.

I just love JTC tracts........

You mean if someone tries to hand out that crap to me, I can citizens-arrest them? Swwwwweeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-07-21 07:21pm

Darth Wong wrote: We have anti-hate literature laws in Canada. Mind you, I suppose that doesn't mean much to someone who once said that the annihilation of Africa would be "no great loss".

Yea, you have laws designed to muzzle freedom of speech. "Anti-Hate"
laws are such a crock of shit. What difference does it make if someone is
screaming ethnic slurs at you or not as he beats your head in with a baseball
bat? You're still gonna end up with a fractured skull in the end.

As for Africa, well, they're going to kill themselves off soon, I only wish
we didn't have to pour another few BILLION down the shithole that is
sub-saharan Africa.

http://www.zwnews.com/issuefull.cfm?ArticleID=4717
How Mugabe is destroying Rhodesia

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGA7P1NEK3D.html
US to spend $5 Billion US on Int'l AIDS funding

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-21 07:46pm

--So the ratio seems to be 359/1 male/female? Considering the denizens and topics of this board I'd say that is just about right. After all if there were more females here there would be more threads about interpersonal relationship and character type things as opposed to who can anhilate who and how exactly would they go about doing it. I have say though any "chick" that can stand the topics found here let alone consider them entertaining MUST be kick ass!

I think all the Geek girls want to go and blow things up too - or at least they do in my experience. So the only reall difference would be one would say "Oh no, lets not blow up Korea, they have a sext soccer team."

Of course, I only know three geek girls (not counting myself), so I can't really make any judgements.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-07-21 08:18pm

Lusankya wrote:I think all the Geek girls want to go and blow things up too - or at least they do in my experience. So the only reall difference would be one would say "Oh no, lets not blow up Korea, they have a sext soccer team."

Of course, I only know three geek girls (not counting myself), so I can't really make any judgements.

Does Rebecca count as a geek girl? She talks about Star Wars with me. But she doesn't like blowing things up. She said that the big ground battle in AOTC was "boring" until the big lightsabre rumble at the end.

Rebecca just likes strong-willed male characters rather than blowing things up, which is why she probably wouldn't get much out of this board. She likes Picard because he's so authoritative, she likes Denzel Washington's character in "Crimson Tide" because he's so resolute about his ideals, she likes the "strength and honour" of Maximus in "Gladiator", etc.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-21 08:22pm

I wouldn't really know. I haven't met her.

BUt strangely enough, I can't rewatch TNG episodes (the ones without Q) because of Picard. I watch them once, and I go "Oooh! Patrick Stewart." and I just listen to his voice, but the second time I watch I actually take stuff in, and I realise that he just speaks a load of rot. THen I cringe and feel like throwing up, it's so sickening.

Q episodes on the other hand are just funny, so I can watch them over and over.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-21 10:50pm

A chick??????????????????????????

Quick Mike, use your dark powers to keep her here!!!!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-21 11:07pm

David wrote:A chick??????????????????????????

Quick Mike, use your dark powers to keep her here!!!!

I think it's been official she's a chick for a while. Lot back a page on this thread.

Lusankya wrote:I think all the Geek girls want to go and blow things up too - or at least they do in my experience. So the only reall difference would be one would say "Oh no, lets not blow up Korea, they have a sext soccer team."

Fire is cool. I once shove a stick up this Barney stuffed doll, of my nieghbors, ass and stuck it in a fire pit. Then I threw a bottle filled with lighter fluid, gasoline, and lawnmower oil into the fire and I never saw the retched thing again.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-21 11:42pm

Barney is evil. Look at this:

http://www.piett.org/fiction/humour-purplesith.html

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-21 11:43pm

Hey, put some bleach in a pot and then put a styrophome cup in side on the bleach. Then fill the cup with gasoline. Then run like hell.

The gasoline eats the styrophome and reacts with the bleach. Rather violently.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:00am

Nice. How far away do you have to run?

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:10am

Well, my friend got about ten feet and jumped over a rock wall. He goyt hit by the blast as he was jumping over and he still has the scars from the clay pot pieces. It depends on how thick the styrophome is I guess.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:13am

I'll have to tell my friends about it. I'm certain I could talk one of them into being the one who has to run. I'll just hide and watch.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:21am

from a safe distance I hope

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:23am

Naturally. I have a lackey who'd do all of the Dangerous stuff for me.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:30am

My infinite supply of monkeys do my bidding.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:36am

I've just got the one lackey. But I'm worried that he might soon become an ex-lackey because he can't stand my boyfriend.

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