A mouse? I thought this involved masturbating while using a radar gun? Like in Super Troopers.fgalkin wrote:<snip>
Are you using a mouse?
Have a very nice day.
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Poke it
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ASSCRAVATS!
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Same, anyone know what it is called?theheap wrote:I love the music that it plays when you spank it really hard. It sounds like porno music
BTW best for me was 410MPH!! ~Jason
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I think the poke the bunny is fucking hilarious.
Especially after it bites you, and you try to poke it.
Especially after it bites you, and you try to poke it.
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842!
beat that ya pretenders!
And i took a screenshot! I'll see if i can upload it to whiteskies soon so y'all can see it.
Ack..as if i just used the word "y'all".
beat that ya pretenders!
And i took a screenshot! I'll see if i can upload it to whiteskies soon so y'all can see it.
Ack..as if i just used the word "y'all".
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Montcalm
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Coyote
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401 mph. Not bad. Guess I still got a lot of good monkey-spankin' days ahead of me yet.....
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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SyntaxVorlon
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The secret to spanking the monkey is to turn your mouse speed and acceleration way up high. Your pointer and thus the spanker will move faster that way. As you can see, I have much experience in spanking the monkey. 
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
i can only get about 250mph, even with mouse accel at max. i even find that if i do twitch-speed by jerking my hand REAL fast, i get lower speeds on the thing then if i just smoothly and slowly swipt my hand. the thing is damaged and not a good indicator of anything.
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GrandMasterTerwynn
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445 miles per hour. And it's quite possible to cheat at that game.SyntaxVorlon wrote:In that case
Spank it!
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635 MPH.
Imagine being able to really spank a monkey that fast...
Imagine being able to really spank a monkey that fast...
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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514 miles per hour. You all suck.
EDIT: Except for YT, that bastard.
EDIT: Except for YT, that bastard.
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*snicker*
Oh look! A goup circle jerk!
*snicker*
I'm sorry, I really am, but I just couldn't resist cracking a joke at you guys. Spanking the monkey indeed...
Oh look! A goup circle jerk!
*snicker*
I'm sorry, I really am, but I just couldn't resist cracking a joke at you guys. Spanking the monkey indeed...
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Re: Poke it
Ahaha, it certainly made me laugh. I guess it tickled my fancy.SyntaxVorlon wrote:This will literally make you shit yourself.
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo
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784
I beat you all!
It's hard to explain, but you have to like pass over the monkey the first time, and the hand hits it on the way back.
I've been trying to duplicate it, but so far it seems like a once in a lifetime thing.
EDIT: Best I've gotten since that so far is 400-something. I took a screenshot.
I beat you all!
It's hard to explain, but you have to like pass over the monkey the first time, and the hand hits it on the way back.
I've been trying to duplicate it, but so far it seems like a once in a lifetime thing.
EDIT: Best I've gotten since that so far is 400-something. I took a screenshot.
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Aaaahhh! Friction burns!YT300000 wrote:635 MPH.
Imagine being able to really spank a monkey that fast...
Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Do you smoke after sex?"
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Damn...my best thus far is 381mph... And that's WITH turning my pointer speed up.
I got 402 once, but THAT WAS A GLITCH!!!! The one where you overshoot the monkey, bring it back and hit again...
I must suck at spanking the monkey...
I AM WORTHLESS!!!
I got 402 once, but THAT WAS A GLITCH!!!! The one where you overshoot the monkey, bring it back and hit again...
I must suck at spanking the monkey...
I AM WORTHLESS!!!
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo
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lmao, I got 784 with a normal mouse... read onRogueIce wrote:Damn...my best thus far is 381mph... And that's WITH turning my pointer speed up.
That glitch gave me 784... if you start to "spank the monkey", and the let your cursor go off of the flash animation, and come back behind the monkey, you can get luck like I did.I got 402 once, but THAT WAS A GLITCH!!!! The one where you overshoot the monkey, bring it back and hit again...
That is sig-worthy, I think...I must suck at spanking the monkey...
No, you, uh... you... Okay, you're rightI AM WORTHLESS!!!
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710 MPH!
If you hit the monkey in the head, it goes a little faster.
If you hit the monkey in the head, it goes a little faster.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
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Mitth`raw`nuruodo
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still didn't beat my 784YT300000 wrote:710 MPH!
If you hit the monkey in the head, it goes a little faster.
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