What is Einy to you?

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Must run away now AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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What is Einhander Sn0m4n to me?

Alias: Einhander Sn0m4n
Real Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Place of Birth/Origin: Unknown
Gender: N/A :twisted:
Level of Sanity: Really low
Affiliation: Quake, unknown home country, Quake, railguns, Quake, insane people, Quake
Favorite Phrase: [rainbow letters]ROTFLMMFGDQQAO[/rainbow letters]

Thats about it.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I love you guyz too! *hugs everyone* :D
So long as you don't *boing* in the middle of it, I'll accept your hug. :wink:
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

ROFL!!!

Um guys, shouldn't this be in HoS? After all:
AdmiralKanos wrote:This forum is for threads which were either:


1. Started by a troll, misanthrope, spammer, or idiot
2. Hijacked by a troll, misanthrope, spammer, or idiot
3. Intended to discuss the antics of a troll, misanthrope, spammer, or idiot
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So I take it Item 3 applies then? :twisted:
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YT3x0, Eins real name is Dale Cox. Seriously.
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I picture a guy in a sort of Barney costume, but pink. On the back is inscribed "Tyrannosaurus Sex". He is on speed and viagra both.

The head of the costume is removed, however, to reveal a pale, freckled redhead guy with camo paint on and a Kevlar helmet. He runs around with a railgun killing all kinds of nasties.

While devoted to his mission, he is very easily distracted by sweaty, hardbodied young lads in catsuits, which he seems to find by some innate magical tracking sense.

He's the guy in the adventuring party that always has energy, always carousing, and always getting the party into deep, deep trouble but also somehow fighting back out as well. Sometimes they love to hate him but he's always there.

You crazy bastard, I would never be you but I am glad you're around.

*arranges 21 railgun salute*
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A crazy guy named Dale who plays WAAAAAAAAAY too much Quake and is attracted to any human being with a penis that is over 16. :wink:
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Dalton wrote:Remember that Mike Meyers character, the hyperactive kid in a harness? Remember the time he yanked the jungle gym out of its mount?

That's Einy to me.
So



True.


Your the DEVIL woman!!!

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XaLEv wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: Perma-wood for sure! And proud of it!
Go Einy! :D
Einy is like a Juraian Warship. :)

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Post by Peregrin Toker »

MKSheppard wrote:Einhander to me is...

A guy in a pink tutu running around like mad in the middle of a Christian
Coalition convention, giving everyone sloppy kisses and shouting Quake
slogans. :lol:

*no railgun, sorry, railguns don't exist in real life :D *
Well, to me he has a fondness for railguns which borders on fetish.
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Coyote wrote:I picture a guy in a sort of Barney costume, but pink. On the back is inscribed "Tyrannosaurus Sex". He is on speed and viagra both.

The head of the costume is removed, however, to reveal a pale, freckled redhead guy with camo paint on and a Kevlar helmet. He runs around with a railgun killing all kinds of nasties.

While devoted to his mission, he is very easily distracted by sweaty, hardbodied young lads in catsuits, which he seems to find by some innate magical tracking sense.

He's the guy in the adventuring party that always has energy, always carousing, and always getting the party into deep, deep trouble but also somehow fighting back out as well. Sometimes they love to hate him but he's always there.

You crazy bastard, I would never be you but I am glad you're around.

*arranges 21 railgun salute*
That's poetic, almost brought a tear to my eye. :D
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Einy to me is an inspiration. Seeing his posts made me confidant enough to admit my sexuality. He is also responsible for me developing a taste for Nine Inch Nails. Dale is a really cool guy and a great friend. When we talk on MSN i feel i can tell him anything. He is the best friend i've never met yet. However i'll be saving up for a trip to New Orleans and i should get there by 2008. I love ya Einy.
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Lord Pounder wrote:Einy to me is an inspiration. Seeing his posts made me confidant enough to admit my sexuality. He is also responsible for me developing a taste for Nine Inch Nails. Dale is a really cool guy and a great friend. When we talk on MSN i feel i can tell him anything. He is the best friend i've never met yet. However i'll be saving up for a trip to New Orleans and i should get there by 2008. I love ya Einy.
Thanks Lord Pounder... *hug*


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What's Einy to me?

1. He's that guy I always call 'Einy' because I couldn't spell his name right if my life depended on it.
2. He's that guy I really hope doesn't mind me calling him Einy because
3. He's got a railgun. Bulletproof or not I'm SO not trusting this suit against a railgun slug...
4. He's living proof that my computer game addiction coud be much much worse...
5. He's gay so he is one less competitor in the quest for the desireable females of this world :wink:
6. He's just plain cool.
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kojikun wrote:YT3x0, Eins real name is Dale Cox. Seriously.
In that case, an update:

Alias: Einhander Sn0m4n
Real Name: Dale Cox
Age: Unknown
Place of Birth/Origin: Unknown
Gender: Male
Level of Sanity: Really low
Affiliation: Quake, unknown home country, Quake, railguns, Quake, insane people, Quake
Favorite Phrase: [rainbow letters]ROTFLMMFGDQQAO[/rainbow letters]
Batman wrote:What's Einy to me?

1. He's that guy I always call 'Einy' because I couldn't spell his name right if my life depended on it.
2. He's that guy I really hope doesn't mind me calling him Einy because
3. He's got a railgun. Bulletproof or not I'm SO not trusting this suit against a railgun slug...
4. He's living proof that my computer game addiction coud be much much worse...
5. He's gay so he is one less competitor in the quest for the desireable females of this world
6. He's just plain cool.
I never thought of 5. But I agree.
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To me, Einy is one of those guys who makes things interesting. 8)
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Irritating, mostly.

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I FUCKING HATE THAT EINY GUY! I JUST WANT TO RIP HIS FUCKING -- Oh. Wait -- were we...were we talking about...oh, THAT Einhander Sn0m4n. Heh...sorry. Disregard that.

As for the real deal, I can't see how anybody couldn't like him. I still remember when he first joined, and I started seeing pink triangles everywhere, and I was thinking, "What the fuck is going on here?" (in a good way)
He manages to be incessantly upbeat without coming off as one-dimensional or annoying.

Einy, this one's for you: LATA AND HAPPY FRAGGING!
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Dale Cox? :shock: really?
The only way that could possibly be more amusing would be if his boyfriend changed his name to Bob Swallows. :wink:
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The Cox part is amazingly appropriate. Have you considered a Porn career Dale? Christ knows your built for it. :twisted:
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Robert Treder wrote:I still remember when he first joined, and I started seeing pink triangles everywhere, and I was thinking, "What the fuck is going on here?" (in a good way)
Pink triangles? Do I even want to know?
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Hmmm Einhander snom4n to me...

actually complemented me on my picture...which was nice...

Hyperactive

Quake references in his posts...

talks in 14/\/\3r 1337 sp34k. 7h47 i5 t3h fux0r.

exchanges words that end in x with x0r.

More humourous once shep stole his railgun...as now i imagine shep as a big gay love wagon...

Spammer. A post by him is usually the trigger for olrik to move in on his prey...

Probably has two penises... :D
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I think of Einy as a gay Tigger. :D
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