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I tend to get them for some reason when I'm trying to fall asleep at night, not fun when my GF ain't beside me.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:As for random erections, I always get them when I'm tired. It's quite annoying...
There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?Zaia wrote:Where's the "If I had one, I guess I probably would too" option?
my friend gets boners in his sleep all the time. It can make for fun (or extremely weird) conversations. We all wonder what HE'S dreaming of...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Yeah, usually before or after I masturbate.
As for random erections, I always get them when I'm tired. It's quite annoying...
Clitoris?XaLEv wrote:Labia?aerius wrote: Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
It's because he touches himself at night, not that there's anything wrong with that.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:my friend gets boners in his sleep all the time.
Well, it's just damn annoying to be sitting in a morning or afternoon class and suddenly, bang, I'm hard. Might last for about 5-10 minutes, but it's back right after it goes away. Then the process repeats for an hour or two...aerius wrote:I tend to get them for some reason when I'm trying to fall asleep at night, not fun when my GF ain't beside me.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:As for random erections, I always get them when I'm tired. It's quite annoying...
I said clitoris because it's the penis analogue, looking back, it is pretty stupid.XaLEv wrote:From what I've heard most women can't really do that comfortably when not aroused.Vorlon1701 wrote: Clitoris?
I wish i had time to masturbate but i don't. When i get home i have to take care of my kid, help my wife my dinner, wash dishes, feed and put the baby to sleep. After all that if my wife and i aren't to tired we get it on... but nope, there is no time for masturbation.Frank Hipper wrote:Ice water?thecreech wrote:God i hate the random boner... at least when im at home i can put some ice water on it
Don't you believe in masturbation?
Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
oh oh i know i know pick me (raisng hand enthusiastically)jmac wrote:Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
Ah, so the rumours are true, then...jmac wrote:Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
jmac wrote:Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?aerius wrote:There must be something you chicks can do that's analogous to us men playing with our penises. Playing with your breasts perhaps or something like that?
Hmmm, when I'm that busy my veiny destroyer doesn't have the urge to break my zipper.thecreech wrote:I wish i had time to masturbate but i don't. When i get home i have to take care of my kid, help my wife my dinner, wash dishes, feed and put the baby to sleep. After all that if my wife and i aren't to tired we get it on... but nope, there is no time for masturbation.
All the time, sometimes when I'm masturbating. Sometimes, though, it's just that the air's too cold and it starts hurting anyways, so eh...thecreech wrote:Does anyone get a boner that is so hard that it hurts? I use to get alot when i was about 14.
Because they use the time to stretch their labia minora out into long prehensile tentacles with which they will take the first steps towards world domination.jmac wrote: Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?
...XaLEv wrote:Because they use the time to stretch their labia minora out into long prehensile tentacles with which they will take the first steps towards world domination.jmac wrote: Ummm....how about I answer your question with another question? Do you know why girls usually take longer showers than guys?
