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Nova Andromeda wrote:--The stuff found and SDnet is absolutely amazing ... hummm ... perhaps amazing isn't the word I'm looking for...

Yeah, I'm not exactly sure there is simply one word that, on its own, can convey how alarmingly bizarre some of the things posted here are.
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It's killing me! AARG! GET IT OFF! GET IF OFF! GET THE DAMN BELT OFF!


But yeah, 'pink foam' would be funny as hell.
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Zaia wrote:Yeah, I'm not exactly sure there is simply one word that, on its own, can convey how alarmingly bizarre some of the things posted here are.
Maybe I should make it my mission to do so.

Please point me to all the wierd, whacked out threads on this board.

And remember, this is for purely scientific means, not because I want to see it for any, um, "personal enjoyment" or anything... Yeah...

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Tsyroc wrote:That's a good one. :D

I was going to suggest "Faster than a Speeding Bullet".

It goes with his name and his hobby. :D
Don't you mean "Faster than a speeding steak"? ;)
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Vertigo1 wrote:Don't you mean "Faster than a speeding steak"? ;)
What the...? :wtf:

Do I even want to know?

(BTW, the Pink Foam thread wasn't that bad...)
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Well, whatever title we give him, it needs to be something appropriately deserving for such a child...
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I am sure that I am older than you, spank.
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RogueIce wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Don't you mean "Faster than a speeding steak"? ;)
What the...? :wtf:

Do I even want to know?

(BTW, the Pink Foam thread wasn't that bad...)
Supes here wanted to make fun of a fat woman when he was at a restaurant, and so he threw a steak from his doggy bag at her. I don't remember if he shouted anything rude or not...or if he even had a reason for doing so, other than to make that woman feel awful.

And I guess the pink foam thing wouldn't be all that bad when you have some warning that something weird is coming. Those poor folk, like myself, who stumbled onto it expecting something sane were confused--still are, probably :D --but ultimately found the whole thread hysterical.
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RogueIce wrote:What the...? :wtf:

Do I even want to know?

(BTW, the Pink Foam thread wasn't that bad...)
reference to the steak throwing incident. Remember? ;)
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Superman wrote:I am sure that I am older than you, spank.
Perhaps physically, but definately not mentally.

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Superman wrote:I am sure that I am older than you, spank.
Just because you might be older than him doesn't mean you don't act like a child, which is what he was referring to.
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OK, I was in HIGH SCHOOL when the steak incident happened, and I feel badly about it! No more steak.
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Yeah, but we don't care. You posted it here, making a fool of yourself, and we're giving you a good ribbing for it. :)
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Oh and Zaia, it was a doggy BOX not a doggy bag.
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Hm... how about Hairy Assed Bigot.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Hm... how about Hairy Assed Bigot.
:lol:

Good one. :mrgreen:
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Kelly, define "bigot."
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Bigot : a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
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Zaia wrote:And I guess the pink foam thing wouldn't be all that bad when you have some warning that something weird is coming. Those poor folk, like myself, who stumbled onto it expecting something sane were confused--still are, probably :D --but ultimately found the whole thread hysterical.
Actually, I got to see it first hand. It was that water in the "area" thread. I just forgot that was the thread, and it wasn't it's own.

Anyway, some women do have pink foam down there according to DW? :shock:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Hm... how about Hairy Assed Bigot.
How do you know Superman's ass is...
Nevermind. There are some things man was not meant to know.

I was thinking hypothetically the pink foam (which I think is still the front-runner) would have a faint citrus taste.
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Sriad wrote: How do you know Superman's ass is...
Nevermind. There are some things man was not meant to know.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=24186
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Superman wrote:Oh and Zaia, it was a doggy BOX not a doggy bag.
Dude. You felt the need to correct that? Besides, I don't give a shit if you actually had a bag or a box: calling something a doggy BAG is a generic term for bringing leftover food home from a restaurant. See, look, it's even in the dictionary--
Dictionary.com wrote:doggy bag or doggie bag
n.
A bag for leftover food that a customer of a restaurant may take home after a meal.
There was no entry for 'doggy box,' so there was no need for you to correct me, since I was already right.
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Zaia wrote:
Superman wrote:Oh and Zaia, it was a doggy BOX not a doggy bag.
Dude. You felt the need to correct that? Besides, I don't give a shit if you actually had a bag or a box: calling something a doggy BAG is a generic term for bringing leftover food home from a restaurant. See, look, it's even in the dictionary--
Dictionary.com wrote:doggy bag or doggie bag
n.
A bag for leftover food that a customer of a restaurant may take home after a meal.
There was no entry for 'doggy box,' so there was no need for you to correct me, since I was already right.
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Zaia wrote:
Vympel wrote:Just run a search

In the name field, type Superman.

In the keyword field, type in pink and foam.

You'll find it post haste.
For those of you too lazy to do that, just click here. :D
Oh, and don't forget to look at the top half of Page 3 of that thread either... ;) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Sriad wrote: How do you know Superman's ass is...
Nevermind. There are some things man was not meant to know.
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=24186
I TGODED that thread off track to spare you guys any more of Superman's Ass crap :) (Pun VERY Intended!)
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