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Superman wrote:Has anyone here ever seen that hair removal product called "Nads" from Australia (no, I am not joking)? I see it on infomercials and supposedly it removes body hair by wiping it on and then off. Anyone know about this?

Yup, I do. Apparently it doesn't really do shit. A male friend of mine was used as a guinea pig when another friend of mine got it. She just wanted to borrow a bit of hair on his chest to see how well it worked. So she read the directions, applied the shit, and then went to town. He said it hurt like hell and yet the stuff somehow did NOT manage to pull out any hair. (I still haven't figured out how that's possible, but there it is).

So I'd say no, don't use it.
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Superman's Sig wrote: Who knows what goes on in the old vagina

Kiss my ass

junior college is high school with ashtrays

"Stop talking about masturbation and your infantile rantings." Spanky the Dophin
*Notes Sman's sig*

I don't know about you guys, but that phrase just became really funny to me....[/b]
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ES: Echo Snowbird to Sierra Foxtrot, I have a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on my forward sensors, over. It's a big one! Going to Level 1 EMCON.

SF: Acknowledged, Echo Snowbird; Downloading Target Data and Coordinates now-- HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT THING!?!!??! Echo Snowbird, Hold your position and go to Max EMCON IMMEDIATELY!! We're sending the Fleet in after this thing and we'll pick you up!

ES: Affirmative Sierra Foxtrot! Going to Level 5 EMCON, All systems shutdown in 5 4 3 2 1 <xkxxkkkxxkxkkxkkxkxxkxkxk>

*Sn0's Space Camaro drifts nearly lifelessly in the icy void of Deep Space, all systems completely shut down except minimal life support. Suddenly, fifty Jump Points rip space asunder as four Stormbringer Super Battleships scream out with their menageries of Warlocks, Valkyries, Novas, Omegas, Centurions, Nikes, Gladiums, Lupos, and Parabellums in tow. Suddenly, all ships open up with rage and fury on the target, creating a blizzard of fire with their q-lasers, railguns, fusion cannons, HLPAs, ion cannons, slicer beams, and GOD cannons which dwarfs both Battles of the Line combined! Needless to say, the Target gets shredded nearly instantly...


*note: EMCON = ELectro-Magnetic emission CONtrol as taken from http://efni.org/Styx.htm
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*snip*
Did you actually take the time to type all that out for a single thread?
Tugging a rhythm to the vision that's in my head
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So delighted with a new understanding
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Unmistakable noise I was hearing
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Spent and sighing with a look in your eye
Spent and sighing with a look on your face like

Sweet revelation, sweet surrender
sweet, sweet surrender
Surrender...
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Frito Lay wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*snip*
Did you actually take the time to type all that out for a single thread?
Yup, I've done worse...

EDIT: Mitth, what's wrong with your primary account? :)
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Frito Lay wrote:Did you actually take the time to type all that out for a single thread?
Yup, I've done worse...
You mean that wasn't from your vast library of copy-and-paste-isms?!

Damn, I remember when you posted every single fucking one on the BBS2 "SpamDestroyer.Net" boards... You crashed my damn connection before it was even halfway done!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: EDIT: Mitth, what's wrong with your primary account? :)
The BBS decided to stop liking the ` in my name, I think. I get a big mySQL error message when I try to login :? Oh well, I will just be the Flying Frito for now

EDIT: Dink Dink! Hail Chipage!
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RogueIce wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Frito Lay wrote:Did you actually take the time to type all that out for a single thread?
Yup, I've done worse...
You mean that wasn't from your vast library of copy-and-paste-isms?!

Damn, I remember when you posted every single fucking one on the BBS2 "SpamDestroyer.Net" boards... You crashed my damn connection before it was even halfway done!
Nope, this is newly minted TGOD, Rabid-Fiver-Technowank Style!.

Oh yeah, SpamDestroyer was phun! I still got that text file too. Wanna see its entirety? *watches as RogueIce immediately gets a look of pure and sheer Terror on his face and screams NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!*

I'm kidding!!
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Frito Lay wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: EDIT: Mitth, what's wrong with your primary account? :)
The BBS decided to stop liking the ` in my name, I think. I get a big mySQL error message when I try to login :? Oh well, I will just be the Flying Frito for now

EDIT: Dink Dink! Hail Chipage!
Well that's royally t3h sux0r!
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Frito Lay wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: EDIT: Mitth, what's wrong with your primary account? :)
The BBS decided to stop liking the ` in my name, I think. I get a big mySQL error message when I try to login :? Oh well, I will just be the Flying Frito for now

EDIT: Dink Dink! Hail Chipage!
Have you looked at the SD.Net IRC Sticky?

Your little ` things were turned into dashes ( - ) so it might work now. :)
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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RogueIce wrote:
Frito Lay wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: EDIT: Mitth, what's wrong with your primary account? :)
The BBS decided to stop liking the ` in my name, I think. I get a big mySQL error message when I try to login :? Oh well, I will just be the Flying Frito for now

EDIT: Dink Dink! Hail Chipage!
Have you looked at the SD.Net IRC Sticky?

Your little ` things were turned into dashes ( - ) so it might work now. :)
I know, The Wookie told me. I used the wrong password, so I have to wait before I can login again (i reset it when I was trying to fix it, but then I forgot)
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So delighted with a new understanding
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Spent and sighing with a look in your eye
Spent and sighing with a look on your face like

Sweet revelation, sweet surrender
sweet, sweet surrender
Surrender...
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Well, I have learned something today, and that is that Vertigo is like McGyver when it comes to shaving ass hair. Damn dude, where have you been all my life?

Zaia, I suspected that "Nads" wouldn't work. Anything that has a name that is synonymous with scrotum must have something wrong with it.
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Veet - spray on nair. :)
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Superman wrote:Well, I have learned something today, and that is that Vertigo is like McGyver when it comes to shaving ass hair. Damn dude, where have you been all my life?

Zaia, I suspected that "Nads" wouldn't work. Anything that has a name that is synonymous with scrotum must have something wrong with it.
SCHEISSE! My TGOD didn't work!!!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:SCHEISSE! My TGOD didn't work!!!
Hey, Ein, I had a thought...

If his ass is as hairy as he says, and he were gay...would "it" get stuck? :twisted:
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I'm sure it would probably have lots of traction.
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:wtf:

This isn't the most useless thread I've ever seen, but not for lack of trying.
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Superman wrote:Do any guys here have a hairy ass problem? I do. My ass is so hairy that I once braided it shut on a bet. Wiping is like trying to get peanut butter out of a piece of steel wool. It's bad.

Am I the only one here with this problem? Seriously, I want to know.
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No, I got the hair only on the ass gene. My chest is bare and my arms have a little. It's my ass that has all the hair. For christ's sake, God knew to make monkeys with bald asses, so what the hell happened to me?
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I still think it is a symbol of manliness. If it can't be removed, be proud of it!
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Two words: duct tape.
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Bah, it fits the forum desription and it's not hurting anyone, therfore the thread shall live.
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In my entire life, I have never heard anything like this. I Guess you
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Besides it's always important to help a man and his ass.
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Superman wrote:Zaia, I suspected that "Nads" wouldn't work. Anything that has a name that is synonymous with scrotum must have something wrong with it.
Damn Australians. Only they could name a product--any product--'nads.' :D
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