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Andrew J. wrote:...

*stabs himself with a spork*
*sees spork break*

Dude, lemme give you a hand. You're British right? Good...Happy 4th of July!

*stabs Andrew to death with his bayonet*

Oh and... *shakes fist at Aerius and jmac*
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Ahhhhh, the site of sexually fustrated teens/early 20s people screaming in unison at every remotely erotic event shared by a group of people not including themselves. And every once in a while, a chronically unsexed group member starts a thread like "Where did you first do it?" or "PICTURES PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

:mrgreen:
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StarshipTitanic wrote:Ahhhhh, the site of sexually fustrated teens/early 20s people screaming in unison at every remotely erotic event shared by a group of people not including themselves. And every once in a while, a chronically unsexed group member starts a thread like "Where did you first do it?" or "PICTURES PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

:mrgreen:
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Gandalf wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Ahhhhh, the site of sexually fustrated teens/early 20s people screaming in unison at every remotely erotic event shared by a group of people not including themselves. And every once in a while, a chronically unsexed group member starts a thread like "Where did you first do it?" or "PICTURES PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

:mrgreen:
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Congradulations to you two, again. :mrgreen:
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Like my GF said, why would you want to see pictures of my butt? As a cyclist I have a pretty firm and shapely butt, but like she said, I don't exactly think it's picture worthy. Or perhaps you're all talking about her butt? :?:
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YT300000 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Ahhhhh, the site of sexually fustrated teens/early 20s people screaming in unison at every remotely erotic event shared by a group of people not including themselves. And every once in a while, a chronically unsexed group member starts a thread like "Where did you first do it?" or "PICTURES PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

:mrgreen:
You die now.
The funny thing is that he is right.
I know, I'm lonely, gotta take out my frustration somewhere.
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Right on.
Glad to hear that you and your GF have a good time.
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jmac wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Have fun! Be sure to show us some pictures this time!
Hmmm...I'm curious as to why you'd want to see pictures of my BF's butt, it's pretty nice and all but it's not exactly photo worthy. :P
I want pix of your hot sister... :D

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So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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StarshipTitanic wrote: Ahhhhh, the site of sexually fustrated teens/early 20s people screaming in unison at every remotely erotic event shared by a group of people not including themselves. And every once in a while, a chronically unsexed group member starts a thread like "Where did you first do it?" or "PICTURES PLEASE I BEG YOU!"

:mrgreen:
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Thanks for all the happy thoughts! Ummm...group hug guys. :D
*hugs all* (except the ones wishing maiming & death, you know who you are!)
Coyote wrote:I want pix of your hot sister... :D

Tell 'er what a great guy I am!
Cute! my sister's cute! There's a difference between "cute" & "hot". :P

Anyways, I'm on the left, and that's my sister on the right.
By the way, she's my younger sister and she's only 20.

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

aerius wrote:Like my GF said, why would you want to see pictures of my butt? As a cyclist I have a pretty firm and shapely butt, but like she said, I don't exactly think it's picture worthy. Or perhaps you're all talking about her butt? :?:
Her butt, obviously. Are you doing it tomorrow?

And for my fellow undersexed board members, don't just sit here and get angry at aerius, try doing it for yourself, er, beg for pictures!
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Well that post got lots of attention... :mrgreen:
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jmac wrote:Cute! my sister's cute! There's a difference between "cute" & "hot". :P

Anyways, I'm on the left, and that's my sister on the right.
By the way, she's my younger sister and she's only 20.

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She is a cutie. Well, tell her I said "Hi"... she probably wouldn't actually be interested in a guy thats 35 but in truth I tend to look about 26 or so (that's what everyone guesses).... hehehehe......and I can keep up on those mountain trails, too....

:D :wink:

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Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Maybe she'll be interested in a single 22 year old. Image
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Vertigo1 wrote:Maybe she'll be interested in a single 22 year old. Image
LOL

That post (especially the smiley) just made my night. Thanks. :mrgreen:
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You guys are all sad. Except for aerius and jmac. They're just mean. :D
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:LOL

That post (especially the smiley) just made my night. Thanks. :mrgreen:
No problem. :) I aim to please. :P
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i think im the only one here jealous of jmad! :D
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