So I drew my pistol, aimed, squeezed the trigger, and...

[Shinova]

The gun I've been shooting the most in my life is a 20 gauge shotgun. Apparently I'm a shotgun guy rather than a pistol person, which could explain why I frequent the XM in counterstrike.


And I have a 10 gauge in my closet that I haven't even tried firing yet. Hmmm.

[Baron Scarpia]

I always will remember,
'Twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a morning bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day!
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say "There's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now:
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow!