Boxers or Briefs

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Boxers or Briefs

Boxers
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Briefs
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8%
 
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Durandal wrote:If I'm going to wear briefs, I might as well put a rubber band around my dick and a clamp on my scrotum. Boxers all the way.
Hey don't knock it until you try it. :D
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Tsyroc wrote:
Durandal wrote:If I'm going to wear briefs, I might as well put a rubber band around my dick and a clamp on my scrotum. Boxers all the way.
Hey don't knock it until you try it. :D
I have (tried briefs).
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Boxers. It's part of the life cycle. At age 1, you wear diapers. At age 7, you wear underpants. At 17, you wear boxers. At 47, you wear underpants. At 97, you wear diapers again.
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Leather codpiece.

IN REALITY, though, boxers.
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Durandal wrote:I have (tried briefs).
I think he meant the rubber band and clamps. It IS fun yanno. ;D
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Boxer-briefs. Just enough to feel snug and not too tight.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Boxers. It's part of the life cycle. At age 1, you wear diapers. At age 7, you wear underpants. At 17, you wear boxers. At 47, you wear underpants. At 97, you wear diapers again.
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Durandal wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
Durandal wrote:If I'm going to wear briefs, I might as well put a rubber band around my dick and a clamp on my scrotum. Boxers all the way.
Hey don't knock it until you try it. :D
I have (tried briefs).
:oops: I meant the rubber band and clamp thing. :wink: :D
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Panties. Thanks for havin' an option up there for me. Sheesh. What even happened to women's lib? :P :D
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I personally like to wear boxer briefs, they give both freedom and security. Except if I'm doing PE, because everyone can get a good look at my equipment in the change room (Stupid boxers aren't long enough.)
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Why is there no thong option?
That's mostly a woman's option :twisted:


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Boxers. Better for my horde of swimmers. :lol:
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freeballing.
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Zaia wrote:Panties. Thanks for havin' an option up there for me. Sheesh. What even happened to women's lib? :P :D
Hmmm...good question...oh well...no snuggles for them!
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Boxer-briefs.. Boxers too loose (they hurt cos they tend to ride, as well, given the clothes I wear), and briefs are too constricting. Which is also why I never wear jeans, by the way.

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Zaia wrote:Panties. Thanks for havin' an option up there for me. Sheesh. What even happened to women's lib? :P :D
With panties we'd have to go into a whole other list of options. Standard, T-Bar, Granny Panties, the list goes on and on.
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Zaia wrote:Panties. Thanks for havin' an option up there for me. Sheesh. What even happened to women's lib? :P :D
I've never heard of these 'panties' you speak of. Perhaps you posting a picture of yourself modeling them will enlighten me as to their properties.
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Boxer briefs here too....
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Wicked Pilot wrote:
Zaia wrote:Panties. Thanks for havin' an option up there for me. Sheesh. What even happened to women's lib? :P :D
I've never heard of these 'panties' you speak of. Perhaps you posting a picture of yourself modeling them will enlighten me as to their properties.
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Zaia wrote:Panties. Thanks for havin' an option up there for me. Sheesh. What even happened to women's lib? :P :D
Those would fall under the category of briefs, if I'm not mistaken.
Also, panties come in a far greater variety than male briefs. We'd have to have the ladies specify as to whether or not their panties were lace, satin, silk, lace with a satin inset, lace with satin inset and/or with little frills on the sides, side-tie panties, a thong, whether or not they are wearing a matching bra and/or have a garter with stockings, what brand they are (Victoria's Secret, Sears, et cetera), if there are any designs on them, and if so, what kind, and whether or not they're edible.

So feel free to make a poll. :)
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You forgot crotchless
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Well can't get 'em all. But I got edible, didn't I? :)
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Durandal wrote:Well can't get 'em all. But I got edible, didn't I? :)
Yep. But I still can't believe he forgot to put boxer-briefs. I lack pollage options...
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Where the fuck is the boxer-briefs option? :evil: :evil: :evil:
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