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Eh, Grolsch Premium Lager mixed with Marston's Single Malt Pale Golden Ale would just look like beer. Not very exciting.
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An open bag of milk in a pitcher...and 2 unopened bags of milk. How exciting. I am so thrilled I can't control myself. At least the milk's cold.
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jmac wrote:An open bag of milk in a pitcher...and 2 unopened bags of milk. How exciting. I am so thrilled I can't control myself. At least the milk's cold.
*giggles* Bags of milk... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*giggles* Bags of milk... :lol: :lol: :lol:
What's so funny? Have you not seen milk that's packaged in clear plastic bags?
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jmac wrote:What's so funny? Have you not seen milk that's packaged in clear plastic bags?
No, I have. But it's just so darn funny! I mean, why oh why would you put milk in a bag? Such an alien concept. Give me a good 'ol fashioned carton any day of the week.

Bags... :lol:
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or a jug
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:But it's just so darn funny! I mean, why oh why would you put milk in a bag? Such an alien concept. Give me a good 'ol fashioned carton any day of the week.

Bags... :lol:
Economics. One can buy 4 liters of milk packaged in bags for a few cents more than the cost of a 2 liter carton. You get 4 liters of milk packed into 3 clear plastic bags which then go into a larger plastic bag. Our family goes through a ton of milk, a 2 liter carton will be lucky to last longer than a day or 2.
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Let's see.
Beer in the top left.
Carrots in the lower right.

I think I'll pass.
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I've never seen a bag of milk, it seems rather bizarre.
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Milk and turkey lunch meat... i guess i can chop that up and eat it but im not going to
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Gandalf wrote:I've never seen a bag of milk, it seems rather bizarre.
Allow me to instruct you in the ways of the milk bag.

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For full instructions see this website, which is where I got the pictures from.
http://www.subneural.com/articles/milk/
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Never tried beans and orange juice together before. Should I put them in a bowl?
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jmac wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I've never seen a bag of milk, it seems rather bizarre.
Allow me to instruct you in the ways of the milk bag.
It's liquid crack.
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Gandalf wrote:I've never seen a bag of milk, it seems rather bizarre.
Unless you've seen a naked woman, but I'm very sure that's not the definition that's being discussed here. :P
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
jmac wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I've never seen a bag of milk, it seems rather bizarre.
Allow me to instruct you in the ways of the milk bag.
It's liquid crack.
ROFLMAO!!!

Hey that's exactly how my elementary school did their milk, except the baggies were much smaller. They hyped it up as what the Space Shuttle astronauts use: considering the school's mascot (the Challenger space shuttle) this naturally worked wonders. Now every school uses milk baggies! Anyway, you skewer it with a pointy straw through the air bubble and suck the blood^H^H^H^Hmilk out. Then when that was done you had the option of blowing up the thing like a balloon, forcing the pointy end of the straw out through the other side, and then stomping the whole contraption flat, which would then result in a very satisfying -+{POP!}+- which would echo across the schoolyard!! The teachers weren't too thrilled with that. Ah those were the days...
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blueberries and mayonaise. thanks, but no thanks. :wink:
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Chillis and beer. Like Organge juice and vodka, they don't mix :wink:
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Strawberry jelly and leftover spaghetti meatballs, no thank you.
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I ate something.. SEE? OVER HERE! NOTICE ME! :D
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