What is your alignment?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-13 03:37am

Or in the Neutral way or preserving the balance I summon forth a horde of demons and celestials. They kill each other off and destroy him. preserving the balance by keeping good and evil in check. Or i just teleport onto his bridge myself and kill him myself which would be the more simple and most intellegent solution.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-07-13 05:10pm

I'm uh...I'm a neutral good guy...Kinda quiet, I'm pretty nice though...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-13 05:25pm

Thats the beauty of my ship multiple everything
+5 Dancings Swords VS Venting the Atmosphere VS Turning the heat up to 200 C VS Simply Having my Guards shoot them VS Force fields, slice and dice VS Using the Defense Counter Measurse, VS Spells of Protection, VS Hit em with Holy water they will be to Confused to Doing Anything VS Sending Bunnys at them, I dought they would be able to kill cut cuddly bunnies as that would not be a *good thing to do

I possese the third most poweful abilitys in the unvierse
Great Knowledge and lack of Eithics

Number Two of Course is infinite wishing ability
Number one of course
Dumb Luck
Which is why I have Connan Defending the Bridge

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2002-07-13 06:49pm

Mr Bean wrote:Thats the beauty of my ship multiple everything
+5 Dancings Swords VS Venting the Atmosphere VS Turning the heat up to 200 C VS Simply Having my Guards shoot them VS Force fields, slice and dice VS Using the Defense Counter Measurse, VS Spells of Protection, VS Hit em with Holy water they will be to Confused to Doing Anything VS Sending Bunnys at them, I dought they would be able to kill cut cuddly bunnies as that would not be a *good thing to do

I possese the third most poweful abilitys in the unvierse
Great Knowledge and lack of Eithics
Number Two of Course is infinite wishing ability
Number one of course
Dumb Luck
Which is why I have Connan Defending the Bridge

Then havn't you, as the evil guy just condemned yourself, I'm sure it was you who pointed out Conan's unstopable anti-Evil powers... Dispite in theory beimg on your side he will somehow end up taking out your bridge just as at the critical moment in the battle, delaying your orders and allowing the enemy to win, in the after math the universe thinks he was being extremly clever, he gets rewarded and is the saviour of the universe... think of the poulling potential of line... 'Then their was the time I singlehandly changed the course of battle....'

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-13 07:01pm

Ahh but I'm not LAWFUL Evil nor CHAOTIC Evil, Those are the often featured evil super villians

Besides Good and I have an understanding , I promised I would not kill of any main charaters and they promissed they would look the other way

As for Connan
I am bringer of Mead and Women! And large ugly things to have there arse kicked what more could he Want?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-13 07:39pm

Both have demons and celestials have per strike damage reduction. Dont need to breath, are capable of astral travel, are unaffected by temp extremes, disease doesnt work, and Holy water doesnt matter.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-13 07:48pm

Its sure as hell confuse them

HAH! EAT HOLLY WATER!
*Now Wet Celelstial
Umm Holly Water does not work on us
Me
I know its mearly a disctration
Wet Celestal
Eh?
Me
(Release the Monkeys)
Wet Celestal
Eepp

My Defense rests on the redicuiulus
After them Tapoca Monster!

When that fails I go Military
Me
Oooh +10 Mail of Hard to Get but worth it ness
Nice but nothing VS my
+50 WWII Machine Gun!
Them
Eeep

And if all Else fails I'll send Connan

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-13 09:58pm

Nothing above a +5 is possible(correction bracers of armor are capable of boasting a +10 armor bonus). And um that machine gun wouldn't ever be fired after i cast imprisonment on you(gotta love those time stop imprisonment combos.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-13 10:02pm

What is the base character class and level of your alter ego?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-13 10:27pm

Alter Ego?
Depends on the Unverise he's in
D&D He would be a level 50 Demni God Of Irony(Thats right its screws you and its funny!

) Also know as my DM Charaters(I got the idea from all things from ST and Q), Sure its fun to have a normal DM around but how much funner if the DM is an acutal Charater and even better an God of Somthing, Somthing that could lead to funny and unexpected things,, My quest for a God of was short and sweet
Irony
It would be what I forge my Empire on!
err oh and my regular charaters when I was not DMing was a good old lvl 9 Human Thief Mage(Level 8 Thief Level 9 and Climing Mage)
Been quite a few years since D&D however never played with 3rd Edition though I keep most of the old books, gifts anyway

I keep my options open and my eyes as well
(I try to get the most out of life by doing everything at least once, I will however skip Bunge jumping, Para-saling, and skydiving where enough)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-14 11:21am

My favorite player character is My namesake Alyrium Denryle avariel elf sorcerer level 17. My favorite NPC is Alyskarian Moonblade avariel elf sorcerer 20/war wizard 5/ archmage 2 he carries the title chosen of mystra and that of the magister.

My Dm alter ego also carries my namesake and is a level 70 sorcerer/ greater god of planes(the Dms title.) *Multipoint emination God voice*
Iam the greater god of planes!
Every monster you fight, I put there!
Every potion you drink, I create!
I control your fate, so bow down and worship me!
*Multipoint emination god voice ends*

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-14 01:15pm

Heh I never tried the Worship part
But then agian I have Irony on my Side, A strong Ally it is

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-07-14 03:29pm

When they anger me I pull a goa'uld(sp?) and call them filthy mortal slave worms in a deeep scary voice.

I am a mean DM. Iam lenient with the rules of stacking and skill points. I will let a magic user use spells to raise his/her/its ability scores into the high 20's-mid 30's if they can find the right spell combos. I also allow them to take cross class skills without penalty. And everyone has max ranks in spot listen and search(you shouldnt have to spend skill points on mastering the 5 senses). But if they do something contrary to thier alignment or dont play thier characters i bring down the wrath of elminster or a dimensional portal opens up and Balors try to kill them.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-14 08:41pm

I've never played D&D, but some friends do. Is it fun?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-14 08:56pm

Good bunch of people and a smart DM and it can be like nothing else you ever played(NTM two thirds of the game is usal everyone cracking some idiotic joke that at the time when your loaded with Caffine and Cheezy Poofs sounds reaaaly funny)

Never-Winter Nights is Supposed to Allow nearly 3/4 of what makes good D&D possible in a video game

Dunno have not had a chance to play it yet but I will
Oh I will

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-14 09:12pm

Caffine and Cheezy Puffs? Sounds like paradise.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-07-14 09:35pm

Its is friend, A Glorius Place
Of course unlike most D&D Groups mind would precead each game with a brisk three mile run in the Hills of Apapalacha but then I've always been able to find odd people for those groups

Its to offset the Cheezy-Poofs

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-10-31 06:22am

Alignment Test Results

According to our alignment test, your alignment is Neutral Neutral

Law : 30
Chaos: 32
Good : 27
Evil : 28

Hmm...
*Tries for Neutral Evil*

*Double take*
Damn, another VERY old thread... Oh well, I'm posting this anyway.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-31 06:29am

Law : 29
Chaos: 31
Good : 24
Evil : 35

And then you wonder why I call myself evil!

(I got neutral evil, btw)

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-31 06:32am

Law : 19
Chaos: 36
Good : 31
Evil : 32

Apparantly, I'm "Chaotic Neutral." I have no fucking clue what that means.

EDIT: Some of those questions were really crazy, especially number seven.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-31 06:34am

Robert Treder wrote:Law : 19
Chaos: 36
Good : 31
Evil : 32

Apparantly, I'm "Chaotic Neutral." I have no fucking clue what that means.

EDIT: Some of those questions were really crazy, especially number seven.

You're neither good nor evil but you are really eccentic and sporadic. RP rulez...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2002-10-31 06:38am

Alignment Test Results

According to our alignment test, your alignment is Neutral (with lawful tendencies) Evil

Law : 32
Chaos: 26
Good : 19
Evil : 41

Wooohooo!
Got room for 2 on that Imperious-class, Mr. Bean?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-31 06:42am

verilon wrote:You're neither good nor evil but you are really eccentic and sporadic. RP rulez...

I guess that's pretty cool. That's the results for my RP character. I just tried to do it for my real self, but I found that none of the questions really apply to real life. So I guess I'll just pretend that I'd be Chaotic Neutral if I started going on quests with my merry men in real life.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-31 06:43am

Robert Treder wrote:
verilon wrote:You're neither good nor evil but you are really eccentic and sporadic. RP rulez...
I guess that's pretty cool. That's the results for my RP character. I just tried to do it for my real self, but I found that none of the questions really apply to real life. So I guess I'll just pretend that I'd be Chaotic Neutral if I started going on quests with my merry men in real life.

Haha! LOL....You tried to apply them to real life...!? You don't RP much, do you...?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-31 06:44am

YEEEHAW!!! i´m natural EVIL!

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