$545,000 stolen from moron lotto winner at strip club

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Robert Treder wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:The current topic around town is how long before his wifey files for divorce. :twisted:
Why would a woman married to a hundred-millionaire ever file for divorce?

EDIT: Especially if she married him before he was rich; there wouldn't have been a pre-nup.
Yes but in a divorce like this, can't she still get a bit?
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Gandalf wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:The current topic around town is how long before his wifey files for divorce. :twisted:
Why would a woman married to a hundred-millionaire ever file for divorce?

EDIT: Especially if she married him before he was rich; there wouldn't have been a pre-nup.
Yes but in a divorce like this, can't she still get a bit?
I suppose, but it's a lot less than what she'd get if she just didn't divorce the guy. If she has any brains, she'll stick around as long as he lets her.
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BoredShirtless wrote:What kind of criminal breaks into a car, finds half a million, then flings it in a dumpster?!
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UPDATE: Manager of the Pink Pony and his girlfriend drugged Whittaker and plotted to steal the money after the girlfriend (a dancer) walked the millionaire out to his car to fetch more money earlier in the evening.

The girlfriend was heard to state "Somebody should rob him", before she mixed the contents of two blue capsules (substance unknown at this time) into Whittaker's drink.

Source: http://wvgazette.com/section/News/2003080719
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