I had Candlelite Sex and Slept with 2 Babes

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-16 11:01pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Okay, now I am deadly serious...

Either you bring me along next time, or I will eat your children.

They don't have any. Yet.

Just one small mistake...

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-16 11:19pm

In other sexual exploits, Betsy and I had sex in one of the rehearsal rooms in the music building the other day.

Yes, others of us get laid, too.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-16 11:22pm

Iceberg wrote:In other sexual exploits, Betsy and I had sex in one of the rehearsal rooms in the music building the other day.

Yes, others of us get laid, too.

You just have the decency to not shove it in our faces.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-08-16 11:24pm

DP, don't eat the children. They're our best hope for revenge! Just think, as soon as they have one, they won't be having any action for a looonnnngggg time!

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-16 11:26pm

RogueIce wrote:
Iceberg wrote:In other sexual exploits, Betsy and I had sex in one of the rehearsal rooms in the music building the other day.

Yes, others of us get laid, too.
You just have the decency to not shove it in our faces.

True. I'm more interested in geeking out on the boards than in bragging about my sex life.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-16 11:48pm

Arrow Mk84 wrote:DP, don't eat the children. They're our best hope for revenge! Just think, as soon as they have one, they won't be having any action for a looonnnngggg time!

*points at Mike Wong and Rebecca*

Those 2 sure haven't slowed down, and they have 2 kids!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-16 11:53pm

Normally, I would feel happy when I knew other people were enjoying their lives in such a manner. For reasons that may yet come to light, I can summon only smoldering hatred and evny.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-17 12:05am

What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives. You don't hear me complaining whenever Aerius and Jmac talk about their sex lives, do you?

PS. I don't like candlelit sex because I'm afraid of the candle being knocked over and starting a fire. Besides, it was unnecessary that night anyway; the moon was bright, and chemical lightsticks are perfectly adequate illumination

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-17 12:07am

Don't you two ever come up for air?

As the official leader of Lonely Men of Sd.net, I say they either be qiet about it, or let me in.

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-08-17 12:12am

Darth Wong wrote:What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives.

Sorry, but there's very few people in my area that I'd screw. Most of them have boyfriends or husbands. So I'm left with complaining. Maybe I'll get transfered to Florida or California one day...

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-17 12:14am

These threads are getting boring now...no one is thinking up new and graphic death threats.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-17 12:18am

Darth Wong wrote:PS. I don't like candlelit sex because I'm afraid of the candle being knocked over and starting a fire. Besides, it was unnecessary that night anyway; the moon was bright, and chemical lightsticks are perfectly adequate illumination

Well, you can use those short fat candles and set them firmly on a ceramic plate or saucer or the ones that come in glass jars. Like these ones. We used the glass jar ones since they're a bit more windproof and we were outdoors afterall.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-17 12:27am

Darth Wong wrote:What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives. You don't hear me complaining whenever Aerius and Jmac talk about their sex lives, do you?

We're talking about lonely, lonely people here...

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-17 12:30am

Universities offer some truly unique opportunities for quasi-risky sexual encounters ("risky" in the sense of risk of being caught, not in the sense of disease - although that's easily available too; there are some girls at WSU I wouldn't fuck with somebody else's dick).

And with this, I bid you all a fond good-night.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-17 12:40am

Iceberg wrote:Universities offer some truly unique opportunities for quasi-risky sexual encounters ("risky" in the sense of risk of being caught, not in the sense of disease - although that's easily available too; there are some girls at WSU I wouldn't fuck with somebody else's dick).

And with this, I bid you all a fond good-night.

Universities are also a good place to meet someone you can have a real relationship with, in addition to the great sex. Only in university can you spend an hour on the couch talking to a girl WITHOUT having to ask her out on a date. Co-ed dormitories are the ultimate pickup apparatus ever invented by mankind. Nothing else comes close.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-08-17 12:42am

You bastard..I am perpetually single and you put this stuff on the board?
I hope your nuts rot!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-17 12:46am

Stuart Mackey wrote:You bastard..I am perpetually single and you put this stuff on the board?
I hope your nuts rot!

I concur.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-08-17 12:50am

jmac wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Hey, he's going out of his way to annoy us. And he knows damned well he is, with all these "look how much I scored!" posts.

And I cannot, for the life of me, recall ANY OTHER MEMBER who makes whole threads about how they scored. At least nowhere NEAR the number of times aerius does so. If other members do, it's usually within a thread, not starting a whole thread about it to pat themselves on the back and brag about it.
Don't mind him too much, me & my sister have plans for him that'll make the beating and tickle-torture he got the other day seem like a walk in the park.

Oops, maybe I should've used the small print option...oh well....

I have a question. It is somewhat personal. But after what he said at the sart of this thread....

Are you and your sis in the habit of doing things of a sexual nature with your BF?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-17 01:14am

Darth Wong wrote:What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives.

That requires money and time, the two commodities I have the least of.

If it worked in real life, I would take the John Nash Approach(TM). Shame it doesn't.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-08-17 01:17am

aerius, I hate you.

Next time something like this happens, I'm coming over, whether you like it or not.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-08-17 01:21am

Darth Wong wrote:Universities are also a good place to meet someone you can have a real relationship with, in addition to the great sex. Only in university can you spend an hour on the couch talking to a girl WITHOUT having to ask her out on a date. Co-ed dormitories are the ultimate pickup apparatus ever invented by mankind. Nothing else comes close.

Oh yeah! I remember when I was looking for a college, I arranged an overnight visit with one particular school. When I showed up, my sponsor said (paraphrased--he basically said this) that they didn't have a dorm room for me to stay in, and asked me if I would mind staying in the rec room with five girls.

Not trying to seem too eager, I said that I guessed that would be okay, and.... well.... it was.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-08-17 01:22am

Alright folks, yes Aerius and jmac get more sex than most of us put together. Yes, he enjoys creating these spam threads which center around how much he and his girlfriend get it.

But, all whining about it is gonna do is inflate postcounts by all this "I hate you Aerius" me-too spam.

(+1)

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-08-17 01:44am

Meh. The avatar and I had dinner at 5 (she cooked), watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, had sex, and went to Steak and Shake for even more food. A good night before I go away for a week. It'll be the longest we've gone without even a phone conversation since probably a year ago.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-17 01:52am

Darth Wong wrote:What are you people getting so upset about? If these stories bother you, then go get your own sex lives. You don't hear me complaining whenever Aerius and Jmac talk about their sex lives, do you?

PS. I don't like candlelit sex because I'm afraid of the candle being knocked over and starting a fire. Besides, it was unnecessary that night anyway; the moon was bright, and chemical lightsticks are perfectly adequate illumination

Nice one Darth Wong.

BTW me and my bf are planning an orgy for next weekend. Who wants to join the Mantrain?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-17 02:03am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Alright folks, yes Aerius and jmac get more sex than most of us put together. Yes, he enjoys creating these spam threads which center around how much he and his girlfriend get it.

But, all whining about it is gonna do is inflate postcounts by all this "I hate you Aerius" me-too spam.

(+1)

I concur.