Which commercials on TV do you really hate?

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Car ads annoy me. Especially all the ones that have disclaimers saying either not to do what's being shown or that the company does not endorse them driving methods. So it’s a bad idea but you'll use it to push your crappy car? I'll start liking car adds when they show the competition being smashed with a 4000 ton freight train.
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Insurance ads
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Ads involving cliches. I'm not much for narrowing things down :wink:
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Ads about medicine in which if you aren't informed about them because A. They're either new or B. You just never heard of them....NEVER FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO FOR YOU!!! *Although there are some that do....maybe one....that's all*~Jason
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Soontir C'boath wrote:Ads about medicine in which if you aren't informed about them because A. They're either new or B. You just never heard of them....NEVER FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO FOR YOU!!! *Although there are some that do....maybe one....that's all*~Jason
Speaking of medicine ads, I find it funny that there are all of those commercials that say "4 out of 5 doctors prefer our medication for the same illness". And then, there are those commercials that spend half the time detailing the side effects. One said "Serious infections may occur, some fatal...", for example.
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