Sex with idiots (Split from Astrology)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-18 10:25pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Or *shudders* Anna Nicole Smith....

Dammit, I'm gonna get myself plastered just to get that rotten image out of my mind! ARRGH!!!

Just be careful where you get wasted, you don't want to wake up and find that your mental image has becomre reality.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-08-19 12:53am

Vertigo1 wrote:Or *shudders* Anna Nicole Smith....

Dammit, I'm gonna get myself plastered just to get that rotten image out of my mind! ARRGH!!!

No! It is your fate to have the mental image of your straddling Vickie Smith (as of today, not when she originally posed for playboy) for all eternity!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-19 04:01am

Wow. I wish I knew whether I was ugly or stupid

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-08-19 08:42am

innerbrat wrote:Wow. I wish I knew whether I was ugly or stupid.

This thread...it's like holding a firecracker in your hand...and watching someone slowly walk up and light it...like you're hypnotically watching the fuse without any thought of throwing the thing away.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-08-19 08:48am

Darth Wong wrote:Anyway, on the subject of looks and beauty, I would hasten to point out that it's not just women. Prettyboys tend to be dumb too.

It's been a wonderous amusement to me to know that we encourage the most genetically attractive among us to exert themselves as little as possible in life, and place few intellectual or other demands on them, so long as they promise to breed for us (and if possible, with us).

"No, no, don't strain yourself. Your measurements are divine and your skin is perfect. Put down that book and have sex immediately. I'll give you a house."

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-08-19 04:54pm

Stravo wrote:You found Christina Appelgate's character in Married with Children unappealing??

Actually, yes. Bimbos are huge turn-offs for me.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-19 06:27pm

innerbrat wrote:Wow. I wish I knew whether I was ugly or stupid

*chuckles* I'd say 'me too,' but I'm pretty sure I'm not stupid, which means I'm ugly. Wheeeee!

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-19 06:39pm

Montcalm wrote:
aerius wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?
Lower your standards by having a few beers.
Then you risk having sex with something that look like Sheila Copps

For that you'd have to drain Labatt's and Molson breweries combined.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-08-19 09:08pm

Enigma wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
aerius wrote: Lower your standards by having a few beers.
Then you risk having sex with something that look like Sheila Copps
For that you'd have to drain Labatt's and Molson breweries combined.

You know...someone, somewhere, is probably Sheila Copps' husband, and he probably finds her sexually attractive. I bet he gives it to her up the ass with a 12-inch dildo, and leaves the thing in there to influence her political career.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-19 09:58pm

Lagmonster wrote:
Enigma wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Then you risk having sex with something that look like Sheila Copps
For that you'd have to drain Labatt's and Molson breweries combined.
You know...someone, somewhere, is probably Sheila Copps' husband, and he probably finds her sexually attractive. I bet he gives it to her up the ass with a 12-inch dildo, and leaves the thing in there to influence her political career.

Nah. She'd just take that dildo and shove it up the taxpayers asses. And I think her husband *MUST* be both blind and lost the sense of touch. Either that or he lost a bet..... big time.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-08-20 11:06am

aerius wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?
Lower your standards by having a few beers.

Can't. I don't drink. My body has enough problems without adding poison to it.

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2003-08-20 02:29pm

Stravo wrote: Dumb women on average are far better looking than the smart ones.

I disagree.

Looks have nothing to do with intellegence. There are plenty of dumb ugly women out there, it is just that you (refferring to your typical guy) don't pay as much attention to them. Good looks and being dumb is a sterotype and nothing more.

I caught myself sterotyping this beautiful girl I used to work with. I thought they hired her because of her looks. She looked like a cross between Natalie Portman and Sandra Bullock with red hair. (And her last name was MacLeod to top it off). One of the prettiest girls I have seen. I always thought she was a bit stuck up, and got the job on looks alone. Then I was assigned midshift with her. She turned out to be extremely intelligent. She turned out to be a manager at her last job, a major call center, and they did not have the software needed, so she wrote and coded it by herself. She also knows electronic theory, is excellant at Unix. She also plays RPG's, and a complete computer geek, but is still a girl about everything, she still went out to clubs and she makes her own clothes. And she was not stuck up, just really really quiet.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2003-08-20 03:08pm

I think dumb people in general are usually better looking than smart ones. Good looking people seem to realize early on they can skate through life on their good looks (or at least try) and stop trying to be smart. Or maybe it's the other way around. Maybe ugly people know they can't get through life on looks and study really hard to make up for it.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-08-20 10:40pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Stravo wrote: Dumb women on average are far better looking than the smart ones.
I disagree.

Looks have nothing to do with intellegence. There are plenty of dumb ugly women out there, it is just that you (refferring to your typical guy) don't pay as much attention to them. Good looks and being dumb is a sterotype and nothing more.

I caught myself sterotyping this beautiful girl I used to work with. I thought they hired her because of her looks. She looked like a cross between Natalie Portman and Sandra Bullock with red hair. (And her last name was MacLeod to top it off). One of the prettiest girls I have seen. I always thought she was a bit stuck up, and got the job on looks alone. Then I was assigned midshift with her. She turned out to be extremely intelligent. She turned out to be a manager at her last job, a major call center, and they did not have the software needed, so she wrote and coded it by herself. She also knows electronic theory, is excellant at Unix. She also plays RPG's, and a complete computer geek, but is still a girl about everything, she still went out to clubs and she makes her own clothes. And she was not stuck up, just really really quiet.

wow. now that's the type of girl I'd like to meet

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-08-21 12:35am

Zaia wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Wow. I wish I knew whether I was ugly or stupid

*chuckles* I'd say 'me too,' but I'm pretty sure I'm not stupid, which means I'm ugly. Wheeeee!

The operative word was 'average'.

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None of the women of SD.net are average women.
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