OW, Oh f***, Christ!

David · Post by **David** » 2002-09-25 01:18am

Had right knee cap go to the other side of my leg, complements of TaeKwonDo.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-25 01:21am

Let's see...
When I was around two or so, I was at some person's house, and I went into the back yard to look at the birds. The dogs that were out there attacked me. I have rather large scar on my back from this.
When I was about 5, this little shit from across the street threw a rock at the back of my head. It split my scalp open and required around a dozen stitches, IIRC.
When I was seven or eight, I was over at the neighbors house playing with a friend. We were standing on a sawhorse and jumping off it and grabbing onto the end support of a clothesline, pulling the sawhorse further away from it each time. We pulled it too far back and I swung too far when I grabbed the T bar. I lost my grip and hit my head on the concrete. Got a concussion for my troubles.
When I was around ten, I was jumping on a trampoline while visiting my cousins and bent my right knee backwards.
When I was 15, I was cutting up a tomato with a very sharp knife, and cut pretty deep into my left index finger. Bled for a long time.

All I can think of at the moment.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-25 03:14am

As far as cuts and burns...I can't remember all of them...But I have plenty of scars on my head, fingers, and wrists from various accidents...most having to do with knives and ovens and popcorn (a work thing).

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-25 03:32am

Yeah, I am a cook too, I didn't even bother mentioning my knife and burn scars.

If you only knew what happens to yoir hamburgers, and fries kids.

Akm72 · Post by **Akm72** » 2002-09-25 08:20am

Middle finger of my left hand had the tip cut off in a slammed door when I was a rug-rat - sewn back on, though the scar is still there and the tip is at a slight angle to the rest of the finger.

Right hand has a scar from a dog's tooth, which I got when trying to separate my parent's dog and another. Kind of funny cause the owner of the other dog asked me if I was okey, and not realising I'd been bitten I relied 'Yeah, okey,...' (then saw all the blood and the tooth-sized hole) '...NOT!!!' I accidently said it with such force that the poor woman must've thought I was going to hit her, and she retreated at very high speed

The funniest accident I've seen was at school on the rugby pitch when one of the other kid's ran into one of the end-posts at high speed while looking backwards. The whole thing went KLOONNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! and reverberated for like 10 seconds afterwards in a highly humerous way

The guy was knocked out cold and had to be taken to hospital, while I was struggling to avoid laughing out load.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 10:51am

RayCav of ASVS wrote:Ummmm....

*coughBeanOrDaltonDeleteThisUselessAndDisgustingThread!cough*

*coughBeanorDaltondeleteRayCav'suselessposts*

hehehehe

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 10:51am

IG-88E wrote:*sigh*

No, not a lawnmower. Let's just say that in wasn't an accident, and leave it at that, unless you want to ask me privately.

Which you don't *evil glare*

I tried the same thing once.
Though the nurse was pretty hot at the hospital.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 10:53am

I was once sitting on a chair, rocking a bit, and it fell backwards and my head hit the radiator. I had to have 5 staples in my head.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 10:55am

weemadando wrote:One night at a party...

*door opens briskly straight into my face*

me: "Shit!" [probably didn't sound at all like that due to the fact that a large door was buried halfway into my fucking mouth]

*I spin and go face first into a hardwood dining table behind me losing the better part of A (singular remarkably) tooth in the process*

[Guys on other side of the room doing some martial arts look over as I go down into a table (for some reason they though they were responsible)] Guy1: "Whoa! Cool!"
Guy2: "Jedi mind trick!""

*edit* Also I have done many other stupid things... Notably:
-Receiving a nice electrical shock while fixing a washing machine that resulted in my arm being numb for about 2 hours.
-Stacking my mountain bike on an absolutely perfectly flat bit of asphalt on the way back from a days riding, getting caught up in the clips and sliding along the road for 10m wearing my right knee down to the bone.
-Breaking each and every one of my fingers at least once.

I won't bore you with any more of my silliness.

Comon you Tasmanian Devil, tell us more.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 11:00am

I've cut myself alot with Xacto knives. Once cut my right thumb through to the bone, over the joint. The knife blade was stuck in the joint as it was to painful to bend the thumb to release it.
Atleast half of my fingers have scars criss crossing them.
I've got about a half dozen scars on the top of my head.
Once got a splinter about 6" long in the foot. Had to go to hospital to have it taken out.
Had a saw clean the skin off of my thumb once. The bone was cut up a bit and the shards of bone had to be plucked out of the skin.

Plus some other gruesome things I dont want to think about.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 06:29pm

*growls 'too bad it didn't take the rest of your hand with it, then you wouldn't be padding these threads'

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 06:34pm

IG-88E wrote:*growls 'too bad it didn't take the rest of your hand with it, then you wouldn't be padding these threads'

Well, theres still me other hand.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 06:35pm

That's what my lightsaber's for! *hiss

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-09-25 07:23pm

Here's my advice: go get yourself a quart of Jim Beam and several volumes of the Encyclopaedia Britannica. Drink the whiskey. Pound on the toe. Pass out.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 07:24pm

IG-88E wrote:That's what my lightsaber's for! *hiss

Well..uh.. thats what my..uh..OWN lightsabers for, yeah, thats it.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 07:28pm

It took you that lokng to remember you lightsaber??@?!1!?!#/1/1/??????

*hits him over the head*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-25 07:44pm

The funnest Non-injury I have had, was when we did archery in the football stadium at my High School. This one kid hit the square metal railing in the stand just perfectly, the arrow rebouned and passed right between my legs.....

Female Gym Coach: Are you ok?
Me: I don't know
FGC: Move your legs so I can see
Me: I can't, Too scared.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-25 07:47pm

IG-88E wrote:It took you that lokng to remember you lightsaber??@?!1!?!#/1/1/??????

*hits him over the head*

Meanie.
*Zaps IG-88E with force lightning*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 07:48pm

Idiot
*deflect lightning back to Ted with lightsaber*

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-09-25 08:15pm

I've only run into a giant letter P while at disney world, struck unconcousious momentarily, started leaving a big blood stain on the floor, and sent to the hospital to get about 10 staples put in my head. Oh, and also had my little pinky's second joint be bent backwards to about a 135 degree angle realtive to the rest of my hand...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 08:20pm

Intersting bit of Trivia....no one has ever been pronounced dead on Disney grounds! They always wiat until they're at the hospital, even if the victim's been squashed flat!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-25 08:53pm

I've also got a couple of inch long scars on my right forearm. I have no idea where they came from.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 08:55pm

you gotta stop that heavy drinking, man.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-09-25 09:08pm

IG-88E wrote:you gotta stop that heavy drinking, man.

I assume you're talking to me. I don't drink, never have.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-25 09:09pm

it was a JOKE.