If you were a serial killer, who would you serial kill?

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I wouldn't be a serial killer but I'd be a mass murderer. I'd be known as the "Crazed Bomber". I've already figured out how I'd commit my crimes. Since I am a delivery driver, I'd rent vans and pack them with explosives and bits of metal. I'd go to the loading docks of several government buildings (you can't believe how lax security is at some government buildings) and park the vans there. Then I'd go in and exit from the front entrance. Then I'd get more bomb vans and place them along key streets in the downtown core.

Then I'd leave the downtown area and press the detonator and "KABOOM", there goes downtown Ottawa.
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aerius wrote:I would kill cereal of course, what else would a cereal killer kill? Oh...you said "Serial" not "Cereal"...nevermind... :oops:
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People who participate in SciFi Vs Debates.

They'd make such easy targets. :D
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Is there a 'mass murder' option? Because if ever truly snap enough to kill someone I know it's gonna just be killing anyone I can.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Is there a 'mass murder' option? Because if ever truly snap enough to kill someone I know it's gonna just be killing anyone I can.
Please say there is! I just can't limit myself to a single group of people!
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Kuja wrote:Highway murderer of slow drivers. :evil:
Just don't try it in New Jersey. You'll kill off the entire state if you kill the moron drivers.
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