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MKSheppard wrote:I'm 22 today!
Friggin bastard just had to be 11 days older than me, well it got compensated when you were made 11 years less mature but neh :D
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Happy Birthday, Shep!

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Frank Hipper wrote:I searched for pics of girls with machine guns for ya, but all the good shit was on a site that was down..... :(
You mean this?
There were also some pictures of her holding an AR-15 but I can't find them.

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Don't quote pictures, FOOLISH MORTAL!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Don't quote pictures, FOOLISH MORTAL!
The mortal part assumes he'll still be alive by time you posted it. You know the bandwidth gods are jealous and vengeful.
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Re: Happy Birthday to me Mk2!

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CmdrWilkens wrote: Friggin bastard just had to be 11 days older than me, well it got compensated when you were made 11 years less mature but neh :D
Ah, only online. See, I make up for my lack of communication skills in real
life by going overboard with you poor gits :D
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How did you get this far into your birthday celebrations without a spanking, Shep? :twisted:

...Or should I just meet you somewhere and do the honours in person? :wink: :D :twisted:
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Happy Birthday Shep, may the color in your mental murals always be garishly bright when viewed from space.
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Heh, you're only three years older than me. I thought you were older.
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Buda damn it, is there ANYONE here that I'm younger than?
I'm 42. Dagnabbit! (Spit-DINK-"Bingo"!)
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Happy Birthday Shep!
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Nathan F wrote:Hey...My kinda gal. Got any contact info? lol
Yeah, head over to http://www.vampiregerbil.com, her dad (who runs the website) even has an application form to date his daughters. Just keep in mind he's a bit loopy, as seen here where he poses with a bayoneted Uzi.

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I also found the chick with AR-15 picture.

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fuck aerius! i was reading the sex positions part of his site and i almost vomited on my keyboard. go see what a chilli dog is and you will understand. :wtf: :wtf:
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Zaia wrote:How did you get this far into your birthday celebrations without a spanking, Shep? :twisted:

...Or should I just meet you somewhere and do the honours in person? :wink: :D :twisted:
Damn now why do people never do things like this on my birthday? Mark what the hell are you waiting for?
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CmdrWilkens wrote:
Zaia wrote:How did you get this far into your birthday celebrations without a spanking, Shep? :twisted:

...Or should I just meet you somewhere and do the honours in person? :wink: :D :twisted:
Damn now why do people never do things like this on my birthday? Mark what the hell are you waiting for?
Pssst! I think he's gay... :P :mrgreen:
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Col. Crackpot wrote:fuck aerius! i was reading the sex positions part of his site and i almost vomited on my keyboard. go see what a chilli dog is and you will understand. :wtf: :wtf:
I certainly hope aerius is giving credit where credit is due for that information! :evil:
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Frank Hipper wrote:I certainly hope aerius is giving credit where credit is due for that information! :evil:
You mean that infamous Dirty Sanchez thread in the Brotherhood that got wiped since it was too disgusting?
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jmac wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Damn now why do people never do things like this on my birthday? Mark what the hell are you waiting for?
Pssst! I think he's gay... :P :mrgreen:
1. Well, Wilkens, when's your birthday? Eh? :D

2. LMAO @ jmac :wink:
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Zaia wrote:
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CmdrWilkens wrote:Damn now why do people never do things like this on my birthday? Mark what the hell are you waiting for?
Pssst! I think he's gay... :P :mrgreen:
1. Well, Wilkens, when's your birthday? Eh? :D
You didn't read the earlier post? 11 days after Mark, two Mondays hence. Heck all that and I'm further north than Mark and more accesible from 95 :D
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CmdrWilkens wrote: You didn't read the earlier post? 11 days after Mark, two Mondays hence. Heck all that and I'm further north than Mark and more accesible from 95 :D
I'll say it


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Is that a CAR-15 or an M4?
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aerius wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I certainly hope aerius is giving credit where credit is due for that information! :evil:
You mean that infamous Dirty Sanchez thread in the Brotherhood that got wiped since it was too disgusting?
the chilli dog is FAR MORE DISGUSTING than the dirty sanchez. by an order of magnitude.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
aerius wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I certainly hope aerius is giving credit where credit is due for that information! :evil:
You mean that infamous Dirty Sanchez thread in the Brotherhood that got wiped since it was too disgusting?
the chilli dog is FAR MORE DISGUSTING than the dirty sanchez. by an order of magnitude.
Ah, but my point is who was it that described the chili dog? Also, did you miss "ducking"? :twisted:
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