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Post by zombie84 »

They all suck donkey balls. They're a bunch of pop star posers who shouldnt even be considered artists. Ranking them is giving them too much credit.

Though i can listen to some of Creed and the older Blink 182 stuff without tearing out my hair. That doesnt mean i like them though.
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I like Linkin Park. Creed has some good songs, and the rest are shit.
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Nelly. I can't stand rap.
Avril. I can't stand pop punk rock.
Blink 182. See above.
Justin Timberlake. Ex-Backstreet Boy... Need I say more?
John Mayer. Never liked his stuff.
Limp Bizkit.
Linkin Park. Music itself wasn't bad the first time, but it got repetitive... Their second album was just the first one remixed, how cheap is that?
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Creed. Tolerable.
William Shatner.

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Starting from the least worst (Since I've never heard William Shatner, I'm not including him):

1. Blink-182 (I've heard some of their stuff, and it isn't that bad)
2. Creed (Wouldn't be too bad if their lead singer didn't sound like he was gurgling broken glass)
3. John Mayer (I've heard one or two of his songs, and although they're probably not bad the first few times, being played over and over would drive me nuts)
4. Celine Dion (I've heard more jokes about her than actual songs)
5. Linkin Park (Wouldn't be too bad if their lead singer didn't sound like nails on a chalkboard)
6. Nelly
7. Limp Bizkit (Pretty overrated, and Fred Durst should be considred a rapper with his style. However, they have a few listenable items)
8. Avril Lavigne (The only thing more annoying than her singing are all the critics who think she's so much better than Britney Spears just because she wears a boy's tank top. Considering that they appeal to the same ten year-old girls and have the same (utter lack) of singing abilities, I don't see the difference).
9. Justin Timberlake (Why would Britney Spears date someone like her?
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"You can't polish a turd, even if you try it still fucking stinks". I'm not familiar with John Mayer, but the rest of them I can't tolerate. If I hear any of them on the radio I'm changing the station or putting on a CD.
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John Mayer has some good songs and William Shatner has camp value. That's it.

I'm surprised there isn't more animus towards Blink 182. They're the worst fucking band ever.
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zombie84 wrote:They all suck donkey balls. They're a bunch of pop star posers who shouldnt even be considered artists. Ranking them is giving them too much credit.

Though i can listen to some of Creed and the older Blink 182 stuff without tearing out my hair. That doesnt mean i like them though.
I second that. I can listen to some of this mainstream music, but I generally find it too bland for my tastes.

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Exonerate wrote:Linkin Park. Music itself wasn't bad the first time, but it got repetitive... Their second album was just the first one remixed, how cheap is that?
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Of the ones I know:

Blink 182 - what can I say? I have a soft spot for pop punk.
Avril Lavigne - I like her. So shoot me. (I dont' listen to the radio, so popularity doesn't matter to me)
Creed
Linkin Park
Justin Timberlake
Celine Dion
Limp Bizkit
- Worst Live band EVER
William Shatner - sorry, but that just ain't music.
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Blink 192 has some funny shit oo. Especially the great classic "PRincess Leia Where are you".

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Ever heard the bonus tracks on "Take Off your Pants an Jacket" depending on what color you got, you got a different song.

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It seems none of you understand or appreciate the avant-garde genius that is William Shatner. Seriously, that little talentless bitch Avril higher than Captain James Tiberius "William Shatner" Kirk! 13|_4$P|-|3/\/\`/!!!1!1
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Post by Kyle »

Worst

Justin Timberlake
Celeine Dion
Avril
William Shatner
Limp Bizkit
John Mayer
Creed
Linkin Park
Nelly
Blink 182
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