Wife Crushes Husbands Testicles, Kills him

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Agent R wrote:Crushed how? With her bare hands?! :shock:
Apparently

in the article she twisted his nutsack.

What a way to go....youch.
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*arranges for bribe to the Ethiopian court system and flight out of country for recruit number [classified]*
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*arranges for bribe to the Ethiopian court system and flight out of country for recruit number [classified]*
The Truth Is out!

Not that it was ever surprising to begin with...
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Huh. Didn't think it was possible, but shows what I know.

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This is kinda funny to think/read about though, in the train wreck sense.
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At first I thought it was very funny. But then about thirty seconds later while reading through the thread, I started to feel like I was going to vomit for a brief time. Then it went away and I still think it's funny.
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After reading that, my balls involuntarily attempted to retreat into my lower abdomen and huddle there.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*arranges for bribe to the Ethiopian court system and flight out of country for recruit number [classified]*
*The plane is blown from the sky by HAB interceptors*
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Only one word: OUCH! :shock:
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I don't really feel any "sympathy pain". I don't fucking care, that shithead had it coming.

And IIRC, there was a case in India of a man dying from being kicked in the balls, with the cause of death being recorded as "neurologic shock"...
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I fail to see how a minor altercation justifies killing anyone. Two people get in a fight, and automatically one deserves to die? No. Violent though I may be, certain actions require more extreme justification than this.
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I think he deserved death not for his actions, but for his own stupidity in not going to eek medical treatment.
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And maybe because the article suggested he was a wife beating scumbucket?
Sorry, I have no sympathy for husbands who are killed in self defence.
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I fail to see how a minor altercation justifies killing anyone. Two people get in a fight, and automatically one deserves to die? No. Violent though I may be, certain actions require more extreme justification than this.
I guess you missed the part where he decided not to have his injuries treated. He was probably embarrassed by the fact that when he wanted to beat his wife, his wife turned around and kicked his ass. His pride was probably what motivated his violence and ultimately it was his pride that led to his death.

It also doesn't mention specifics about the "melee that ensued"... for all we know he was getting the upper hand until she took more extreme measures to protect herself.

In revision of my earlier statement, I don't think he necessarily should have died, but if he hadn't started shit there would have been none. Quite frankly whenever you get into a fight there's always the possibility that it can lead to severe injury or even death. He didn't realize that, and coupled with the fact that he was enough of an asshole to beat his wife and such a prideful bastard that he couldn't go get help, I still think he had the pain of his testicles being crushed coming to him.
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InnerBrat wrote:And maybe because the article suggested he was a wife beating scumbucket?
Sorry, I have no sympathy for husbands who are killed in self defence.
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Uraniun235 wrote:
I fail to see how a minor altercation justifies killing anyone. Two people get in a fight, and automatically one deserves to die? No. Violent though I may be, certain actions require more extreme justification than this.
I guess you missed the part where he decided not to have his injuries treated. He was probably embarrassed by the fact that when he wanted to beat his wife, his wife turned around and kicked his ass. His pride was probably what motivated his violence and ultimately it was his pride that led to his death.

It also doesn't mention specifics about the "melee that ensued"... for all we know he was getting the upper hand until she took more extreme measures to protect herself.

In revision of my earlier statement, I don't think he necessarily should have died, but if he hadn't started shit there would have been none. Quite frankly whenever you get into a fight there's always the possibility that it can lead to severe injury or even death. He didn't realize that, and coupled with the fact that he was enough of an asshole to beat his wife and such a prideful bastard that he couldn't go get help, I still think he had the pain of his testicles being crushed coming to him.
Well, I do have a bit of a problem with protecting people from their own bad judgement, but that doesn't mean I think they deserve the worst-case scenario.
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Some of us are a bit more draconian in our morals and senses of justice.
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It's not as if she intended to kill him, or that she realised the action would kill him. His stupidity and macho pride in not going for help is what killed him.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Some of us are a bit more draconian in our morals and senses of justice.
I'd certainly love to kill people for all sorts of reasons (ethical or plain ol' hatred). That doesn't mean the law can work that way, or give people infinite license even in self-defense.
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InnerBrat wrote:It's not as if she intended to kill him, or that she realised the action would kill him. His stupidity and macho pride in not going for help is what killed him.
Yes. I'm just saying he didn't automatically deserve to die the second the fight started, which seems to be the general sentiment.
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he deserved it, wife beaters fit into the same categrory as rapists and paedofiles.
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Zac Naloen wrote:he deserved it, wife beaters fit into the same categrory as rapists and paedofiles.
Not by a long shot. I didn't kill the man who raped me (I did gleefully beat him senseless), and I'd say rape is a whole lot worse (psychologically if not always physically) than your run-of-the-mill slap or kick (such as occurs in ordinary street brawls). If a man I were living with hit me ONCE, I'd know to leave or boot him ASAP. It wouldn't translate into being killed unless I stayed. Which would be about as suicidal as this guy's not seeking medical help.
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i don't mean that the crime is as bad.

Its just that people who beat there wives are instantly forfitting themselves to the same punishment as i would give it out. I.E shot on sight
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Zac Naloen wrote:i don't mean that the crime is as bad.

Its just that people who beat there wives are instantly forfitting themselves to the same punishment as i would give it out. I.E shot on sight
Sorry, can't see it that way. If he's accidentally killed in self-defense, too bad for him. But deliberate killing can only be justified by a mortal threat. A pattern of escalating violence certainly denotes a mortal threat, but the solution to that is to leave the first time a fight occurs. I can't find anything more specific about what this situation was.

My concern: I've seen men (including some I'm rather partial to) badly injured in this manner without justification, and can't simply say, "Oh, yes, go for the testicles whenever you think you should." Like any potentially deadly or crippling means of self-defense, it has to be justified. And there are situations where it should be prosecuted as sexual assault if it wasn't justified self-defense (i.e. a verbal argument, or a physical fight the man didn't initiate).
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Metrion Cascade wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:i don't mean that the crime is as bad.

Its just that people who beat there wives are instantly forfitting themselves to the same punishment as i would give it out. I.E shot on sight
Sorry, can't see it that way. If he's accidentally killed in self-defense, too bad for him. But deliberate killing can only be justified by a mortal threat. A pattern of escalating violence certainly denotes a mortal threat, but the solution to that is to leave the first time a fight occurs. I can't find anything more specific about what this situation was.

My concern: I've seen men (including some I'm rather partial to) badly injured in this manner without justification, and can't simply say, "Oh, yes, go for the testicles whenever you think you should." Like any potentially deadly or crippling means of self-defense, it has to be justified. And there are situations where it should be prosecuted as sexual assault if it wasn't justified self-defense (i.e. a verbal argument, or a physical fight the man didn't initiate).

i think you have the wrong idea, this isn't an issue of justification for me.

rapists piss me off

bully's piss me off

paedofiles piss me off

women beaters piss me off

all to the same degree, and if i catch a bully in the act they get a piece of my mind, if i see it again they get my fist connecting with their face and a trip to the hospital.

i haven't encountered the other three, but i can't claim my reaction will be any less or more severe, im thinking more so though.
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