When do you become a manwhore?
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1 million would probably be the absolute lowest for me, and by that i mean one million pounds stirling not dollars !!!
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If you did some man whorin' and were in a hetero relationship would you consider it infidelity?
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i'm sure Rebecca would appriciate the poetic justice of you taking it in the ass for a change.Darth Wong wrote:Vast sums of money would be necessary, and even then, it would still be out of the question if Rebecca had a problem with it.
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I'm not poor, never have felt lack of money and for me being very rich is not really a primary objective, as opposed to having an active, happy life. So no, in my actual and foreseable state I wouldn't sell my body to men (or women, although negotiable in case of nice girls..), no matter the offer.
Of course, when someone needs the money desperatly, almost all reservations are put aside. There's little I wouldn't do if I needed a million bucks to save my loved ones life, for example.
Of course, when someone needs the money desperatly, almost all reservations are put aside. There's little I wouldn't do if I needed a million bucks to save my loved ones life, for example.
Re: When do you become a manwhore?
The Duchess of Zeon wrote:How much money would you have to be paid to participate in a homosexual clusterfuck?
I'm sorry but the term "clusterfuck" keeps throwing me off because the military uses that term when some opperation has been all messed up.
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It'd be interesting to see if that was because in the original use "clusterfucks" never went as well as people were expecting and the guys often ended up frustrated and disappointed, standing around dick in hand.
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So is this scenerio of the gangbang/train type of thing or is the person involved just going to be one more link in a daisychain?
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Also, is the performance of oral sex involved?
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i don't know... there are many things that this would on.
1. alcohol
2. how desperate i am (i.e a forty year old virgin)
3. if i am doing it for love (i.e to prove my love to my girlfriend by doing anything for her)
in the case of the last one, if i love her enough probably nothing...
i can't think of any more depends... i'll edit this if i come up with any![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
1. alcohol
2. how desperate i am (i.e a forty year old virgin)
3. if i am doing it for love (i.e to prove my love to my girlfriend by doing anything for her)
in the case of the last one, if i love her enough probably nothing...
i can't think of any more depends... i'll edit this if i come up with any
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that wasn't an entirely serious post ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
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lol.... which pic did you see....
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Re: When do you become a manwhore?
This is one of those questions that it's blatantly impossible to answer honestly, Duchess, because no one is waving a wad of cash in our faces. I bet the answer for many changes drastically when the cash is real and present, the "what's actually going to happen to me and for how long" becomes defined, and you see who's participating. At some point, any guy will realize that a billion dollars or so for five minute's work, however distasteful, does not require a lot of thought (considering the things people will put in their mouths on Fear Factor for a fraction of that amount, anyway).The Duchess of Zeon wrote:How much money would you have to be paid to participate in a homosexual clusterfuck?
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i shouldn't have posted that, i was far too drunk lolBoredShirtless wrote:The one which got InnerBrat's motor revving.
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yes you would... but any man who reaches forty and is still a virgin isn't gonna be smart enough to think of that is he
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The way my life is going right now, well, give me enough money to take over north America and I might do it, otherwise, forget it. I'm perfectly happy as an ass-virgin.
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A million bucks buys me a whole lot of stuff that I've wanted to get for a long time - like my debts paid off, a pilot's license and an airplane to fly, a car, a house in a fairly reasonable suburb of the Twin Cities, and a pretty good nest egg for retirement or my kids' college education (or both) after that.
Still, I'd probably bump it up to ten million, just to be on the safe side. And condom use is a definite must. No rubber, no ride.
Still, I'd probably bump it up to ten million, just to be on the safe side. And condom use is a definite must. No rubber, no ride.
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This is a tough question Duchess, and one which I refuse to answer.
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Would the person being paid have to maintain an erection through this, because I don't think I could do that while being molested by other men. The mere thought causes my bile to rise...
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Would the person being paid have to maintain an erection through this, because I don't think I could do that while being molested by other men. The mere thought causes my bile to rise...
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Actually your erection is gonna happen dude. When you get your prostate diddled, you won't be able to help it.Pablo Sanchez wrote:This is a tough question Duchess, and one which I refuse to answer.
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While obviously ten million is a tempting number, I'm going to have to say no. Now, if lives were hanging in the balance, then my answer would change, but not for money.
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$10,000 is enough, provided 1) I get to get drunk as hell and 2) I don't have to be on the receiving end of an ass pounding.
I use $2,500 to take a trip to Las Vegas and spend a lot of time in brothels in order to erase the memory of the experience.
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That was funny considering I hadn't even voted yet...Darth Fanboy wrote: Let Shep have his privacy.
Never! Better to be dirt-poor...is my answer...10 million
really isn't enough to do what I want. Money is cheep.
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