The Greatest Dream Ever!

[RadiO]

I dreamt that I was running a record label from a workshop in an old cement works. It was cool, despite the fact that I had:

a) No artists actually signed.
b) Just one release to push, an album of Smiths re-interpretations by a local nu-metal band.
c)Gone on a interview on the student radio station where I admitted to my public that I had no musical talent whatsoever and little interest in music, save the money and drug-fuelled hedonistic lifestyle.
d) Oh yes, and there was a cel-animated cowboy who kept popping out of the floor, who only I could see.

When I woke up, I actually considered writing up a proposal from all this and sending it to BBC Comedy. They've made a few shite sitcoms lately; maybe they'd bung me some cash, even for a inane concept like this?
Then I woke up properly, and sobriety returned.

[Uraniun235]

Last night I had a rather erotic dream. Damn, I can even remember some of the tactile sensations... which is weird because I've never, ah, been in an 'erotic situation'.

[Demiurge]

Vote Christ!

[IndustrialNoise]

haha wow! damn, i wish i was old enough to vote for the other guy.

[YT300000]

Maybe i should have posted a picture of Karen McDougal nude so you`d understand better you sicko.

Wow. The inability to get a joke.

[Gandalf]

Recently, I've been having dreams where I wake up in the dream, leading me to think I've woken up. When I actually do wake up I've got idea what the hell's happening, thankfully I have the morning shower to get my wits in order.

[Durandal]

When i dream i`m having sex it is with something like this.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/287211/KMcD.jpg

I certainly wouldn't say no, but she's not really worth my valuable REM time. That's reserved for girls who I know personally. It's always better that way because you're thinking, "Hey, this could actually happen!"