Like a 5-year-old with a Super Soaker

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I ponder what bizzaro reaction I would get if I were to shine one such device through a magnifying glass or a prism...

RAINBOWS! :)
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I ponder what bizzaro reaction I would get if I were to shine one such device through a magnifying glass or a prism...

RAINBOWS! :)
All you'd get is a thin band of light on the wall rather than a dot.
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Don't gimme dat. Your destroying the dreams of an innocent young man; give me hope! Give me rainbows!

But no. You bring me death, pain, pestilence, and light wavelengths.

Well to hell with laser-pointers than! I don't need them! You don't need them! BAN LASER POINTERS! And hunt down the dogs who make them.

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I got a keyring laser pointer for christmas a few years ago. I hooked it up to a cannibalized pen light so I could power it with AAA's.
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Kuja wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Those things are great fun with cats....god they go nuts.
Yeah, I did it to my friend's cat, she was running in circles and pouncing all over the place. I even got her to try crawling up my friend's leg, at which point he told me to knock it off. :lol:
*Whistles innocently* I have done that so many times...it's great and never gets old. My cats are lazy so I usually did it with my sisters cats...great fun.
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What else is fun is getting four mirrors facing each other with the laser pointer in the middle, then breath or get smoke somehow. Great fun.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Don't gimme dat. Your destroying the dreams of an innocent young man; give me hope! Give me rainbows!

But no. You bring me death, pain, pestilence, and light wavelengths.

Well to hell with laser-pointers than! I don't need them! You don't need them! BAN LASER POINTERS! And hunt down the dogs who make them.

I will have my rainbows....in this life or the next...
You're only jealous of those with laser pointers, and although you can't get rainbows, if you shine a laser pointer at a crystal at the right angle its pretty cool.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
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Montcalm wrote:About blinding laser it reminded me of those so called non-lethal weapons i heard the US military were interested in a few years back,sure they`re non-lethal they just blind someone for life,kill him it would be more humane.

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How about shutting up? The US military has never considered such a device, and blinding weapons are specifically illegal.
Which can't be said for some third world nations and even Iraq that enjoyed the idea of using such weapons to disorient the enemy, conventions or no.
i think soldiers, at least western army soldiers, have anti laser stuff in their goggles.
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Kuja wrote:At this rate, I'll probably wear the batteries out within the week. :mrgreen:
>< Bad, BAD images, considering one of my friends and how she uses batteries within a week.. or a day.. or a matter of a few hours... ><

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salm wrote:i think soldiers, at least western army soldiers, have anti laser stuff in their goggles.
Only works if you know what intensity and wavelength the laser is at. If they have variables of the two, then they could just switch and bypass the goggles. Plus wearing such goggles would be a disadvantage anyway.
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What you want is a 60mW class IIIb green laser. The beam is fully visible without any fog or mist and has a range of several miles. Unfortunately it's rather expensive...anyone got $600 burning a hole in their pockets?
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aerius wrote:What you want is a 60mW class IIIb green laser. The beam is fully visible without any fog or mist and has a range of several miles. Unfortunately it's rather expensive...anyone got $600 burning a hole in their pockets?
I have, but that's purely boogey money at university. I can always use one of the physics lab lasers if I want to burn stuff.
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You can do some fun light interference experiments with lasers. Quantum mechanics is fun. :D
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kojikun wrote:You can do some fun light interference experiments with lasers. Quantum mechanics is fun. :D
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Heh, my dog used to chase the little red dot around the floor. It was always fun to watch.
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Kuja wrote:I bought a laser pointer on Saturday and have been having nonstop fun with it ever since. I've got it attached to my keychain so I can carry it everywhere.
*Sheppard pulls out a spiked baseball bat and beats the shit out of Kuja*

Don't be swinging a god damn laser pointer in my area, fool.
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MKSheppard wrote:
Kuja wrote:I bought a laser pointer on Saturday and have been having nonstop fun with it ever since. I've got it attached to my keychain so I can carry it everywhere.
*Sheppard pulls out a spiked baseball bat and beats the shit out of Kuja*

Don't be swinging a god damn laser pointer in my area, fool.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Those things are great fun with cats....god they go nuts.
Bah, you don't need fancy laser pointers.

Bit of sunlight, and your watch (assuming it's shiny)
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