Superman: Excuse me, don't you think lifting weights with a toothpick in your mouth is kind of dangerous?
Answer #1: *wtf expression* Yeah ok thanks.
Answer #2: Who are you, my mother?
Answer #3: Mind your own business.
Answer #4: Fuck off.
And with all the choices above, that guy wouldn't have taken that toothpick out. Guys who lift weights are generally on an ego trip for the duration of the session, what with all those mirrors. No one's gonna pay attention to some stranger giving out unasked for advice. Especially for something so fucking obvious. OF COURSE the guy knew it was dangerous; he'd have to have an IQ way way south of Forrest Gumps to not know that.
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Great read Superman, my coworkers gave me funny looks when I laughed out loud here
Great read Superman, my coworkers gave me funny looks when I laughed out loud here
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius