Fantastic Undwear

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-11-13 12:41pm

InnerBrat wrote:Anyway, only really insecure men would worry about looking bigger. Women don't care.

Some apparently do.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-13 12:59pm

Eleas wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Anyway, only really insecure men would worry about looking bigger. Women don't care.
Some apparently do.

To the detriment of most everyone involved...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 01:01pm

It's girth, not length anyway. That's what the chicks tell me. You're perfectly fine with a 1" long dong provided it is 12" wide.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-11-13 01:06pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:We need images of the black type. Zaia, did I ever tell you what a good model you'd make.

Cute. No.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 01:06pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:We need images of the black type. Zaia, did I ever tell you what a good model you'd make.
Cute. No.

Heh. Rats.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-11-13 01:08pm

I like any undies except for boxers with that damn open slit in the front. That drives me absoloutely nuts. The ones that have no button to close it. It's like air conditioning for the penis.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-13 02:46pm

Superman wrote:I like any undies except for boxers with that damn open slit in the front. That drives me absoloutely nuts. The ones that have no button to close it. It's like air conditioning for the penis.

I hate that too, although i wouldn't mind a pic of you in nothing but underwear...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-13 03:06pm

I bet i'd look good in that, actually.

Always wanted to try a corset.

Although the thong looks too confining, and i'd just look ridiculous falling out the side or something. Best to ignore undies altogether methinks.

AV wrote:It's girth, not length anyway. That's what the chicks tell me. You're perfectly fine with a 1" long dong provided it is 12" wide.

That gives me a mental image of a cock like a vinyl record...i rarely say this, but you're weird.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 03:16pm

Rye wrote:
AV wrote:It's girth, not length anyway. That's what the chicks tell me. You're perfectly fine with a 1" long dong provided it is 12" wide.
That gives me a mental image of a cock like a vinyl record...i rarely say this, but you're weird.

My work here is done.

*Walks off into the sunset, the Incredible Hulk piano theme playing.*

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-13 04:06pm

Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:We need images of the black type. Zaia, did I ever tell you what a good model you'd make.
Cute. No.

Is that you in your Avatar Zaia?

It's just im used to seeing fat bored housewives and D+D geeks on-line

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-11-13 04:13pm

Beaker wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:We need images of the black type. Zaia, did I ever tell you what a good model you'd make.
Cute. No.
Is that you in your Avatar Zaia?

It's just im used to seeing fat bored housewives and D+D geeks on-line

Let's put it this way. Is that you in your avatar?

Zaia looks far nicer than any mere supermodel found on the Net.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-13 04:18pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Beaker wrote:
Zaia wrote: Cute. No.
Is that you in your Avatar Zaia?

It's just im used to seeing fat bored housewives and D+D geeks on-line
Let's put it this way. Is that you in your avatar?

Zaia looks far nicer than any mere supermodel found on the Net.

Zaia is a cutey(she's shown her picture...once, for a brief moment)

And that avatar really is me...sure it's a bitch, but it cuts down on haircuts and frightens people

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-13 04:22pm

That, and you can roast marshmellows... WHENEVER YOU WANT.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-11-13 04:23pm

Beaker wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:We need images of the black type. Zaia, did I ever tell you what a good model you'd make.
Cute. No.
Is that you in your Avatar Zaia?

It's just im used to seeing fat bored housewives and D+D geeks on-line

Zaia, if you require me to brutally and horriblely harm him in disturbing and warped ways, just ask and ye shall receive. At some point or another...

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-13 04:32pm

Singular Quartet wrote: Zaia, if you require me to brutally and horriblely harm him in disturbing and warped ways, just ask and ye shall receive. At some point or another...

In your wildest dreams there might be a scenario where this situation would exist...unfortunately....since the following options are viable...I find your bravado rather perturbing...

A) You work in Burger King and are unable to fight due to the commission you make on 'Going Large' is barely able to sustain your stick like frame

B) It was a perfectly legitimate question and a compliment to Zaia...and if indeed it does offend housewives and D+D players world wide...my sincerest condolences...unfortunately your condition will still remain...no matter what words pass my lips

C) And finally...I cant hit you until you take your glasses off...I may be a cad...but I am a gentleman with it

DISCLAIMER-These comments should be taken tongue in cheek...I am really quite an amiable guy when you get to know me

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-11-13 04:54pm

Beaker wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote: Zaia, if you require me to brutally and horriblely harm him in disturbing and warped ways, just ask and ye shall receive. At some point or another...
In your wildest dreams there might be a scenario where this situation would exist...unfortunately....since the following options are viable...I find your bravado rather perturbing...

A) You work in Burger King and are unable to fight due to the commission you make on 'Going Large' is barely able to sustain your stick like frame

B) It was a perfectly legitimate question and a compliment to Zaia...and if indeed it does offend housewives and D+D players world wide...my sincerest condolences...unfortunately your condition will still remain...no matter what words pass my lips

C) And finally...I cant hit you until you take your glasses off...I may be a cad...but I am a gentleman with it

DISCLAIMER-These comments should be taken tongue in cheek...I am really quite an amiable guy when you get to know me

1) I most certianly don't work in Burger King. Mostly because I'm a student.

2) I have an, alebit small, colelction of various sharp and pointy objects of varying lengths.

Oh, I know. If I do hpapen to disturb/perturb you, then you've brightened my day at least somewhat. Don't worry about it.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-13 05:10pm

Singular Quartet wrote: 1) I most certianly don't work in Burger King. Mostly because I'm a student.

2) I have an, alebit small, colelction of various sharp and pointy objects of varying lengths.

Oh, I know. If I do hpapen to disturb/perturb you, then you've brightened my day at least somewhat. Don't worry about it.

I find your retort unequivically droll and was hard pressed to reply with restraint...however I shall for the sake of your pressing of the issue...rather than my want of actuall trying

Singular Quartet wrote: 1) I most certianly don't work in Burger King. Mostly because I'm a student.

I certainly do apologise for my mistake...A man of higher learning would not reduce himself to such menial labour...I will change my opinion of your worth to McDonalds supervisor status

Singular Quartet wrote:2) I have an, alebit small, colelction of various sharp and pointy objects of varying lengths.

UM

Ableit

My apologies again...I have it is hard growing up with no friends...you look to other hobbies to fill your time...carving your name in the local Oak tree 'Quartet Loves Quartet' and maiming small animals...hell...It wasn't Jeffrey Dahmars fault...just his lack of popularity and his isolated world that made him the psychopathic sociopath he was

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-11-13 05:25pm

To keep it faguely on topic, this month was FHM's Lingerie Special. And damn.

Any woman here wants to make me happy can send me pics of themselves in similar atire.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-11-13 06:40pm

Beaker wrote:I find your retort unequivically droll and was hard pressed to reply with restraint...however I shall for the sake of your pressing of the issue...rather than my want of actuall trying

Singular Quartet wrote: 1) I most certianly don't work in Burger King. Mostly because I'm a student.
I certainly do apologise for my mistake...A man of higher learning would not reduce himself to such menial labour...I will change my opinion of your worth to McDonalds supervisor status

Singular Quartet wrote:2) I have an, alebit small, colelction of various sharp and pointy objects of varying lengths.
UM

Ableit

I'm into Math, Physics, and Comp Sci. We made spell checkers, and we damn well know how to use them. We just forget to, now shut up before I do go after you.

My apologies again...I have it is hard growing up with no friends...you look to other hobbies to fill your time...carving your name in the local Oak tree 'Quartet Loves Quartet' and maiming small animals...hell...It wasn't Jeffrey Dahmars fault...just his lack of popularity and his isolated world that made him the psychopathic sociopath he was

Actually, I spent my childhood watching Transformers and playing Doom.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-11-13 09:59pm

Lord Pounder wrote:To keep it faguely on topic, this month was FHM's Lingerie Special. And damn.

(snip... although Nitram said 'Damn' many times)

Any woman here wants to make me happy can send me pics of themselves in similar atire.

Nitram keeps those for himself, so ask him for them.

Just watch out for the Haddoken.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-13 10:21pm

Ok back on topic. Everything think of me wearing tight panties with my cock nicely outlined. NOW! Go! Think!

J · Post by J » 2003-11-13 10:32pm

kojikun wrote:Ok back on topic. Everything think of me wearing tight panties with my cock nicely outlined. NOW! Go! Think!

It's not working. I can picture the Speedos but that's about it...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-11-13 10:42pm

kojikun wrote:Ok back on topic. Everything think of me wearing tight panties with my cock nicely outlined. NOW! Go! Think!

That sounds yummy.

I wish I had pics...

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2003-11-13 10:52pm

jmac wrote:
kojikun wrote:Ok back on topic. Everything think of me wearing tight panties with my cock nicely outlined. NOW! Go! Think!
It's not working. I can picture the Speedos but that's about it...

I think I feel sick

*Projectile vomits*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-11-13 11:22pm

aerius wrote:
Metrion Cascade wrote:I fail to see why guys would want their balls compressed in those banana hammocks. What if you get an erection? That looks painful.
It makes their dicks look bigger.

Well, regular bathing trunks with the interior netting kills two birds with one stone, both concealing your bulge and making your penis uncomfortable, or at least from my experiences.