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Colonel Olrik wrote:So, let's make a poll to decide her title.

First option: "Nice Person"
second option: "mom" (don't like this one, though)
Anymore?
what are these female robots in austin powers called?
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his arm goes whacky, and he is typing on a keyboard with 1 hand writhing in pain? Can anyone be that stupid?
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Hell, If I had a computer I'd proably post some to the board to while waiting for the amblance

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salm wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:So, let's make a poll to decide her title.

First option: "Nice Person"
second option: "mom" (don't like this one, though)
Anymore?
what are these female robots in austin powers called?
Fembots, I believe.
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Yes Fembots.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
salm wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:So, let's make a poll to decide her title.

First option: "Nice Person"
second option: "mom" (don't like this one, though)
Anymore?
what are these female robots in austin powers called?
Fembots, I believe.
That would be them of the machine gun jumblies and the short sleepwear skirts.
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We are NOT naming Kelly fembot. She's too human for that.
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Alternatively you could have the Britney Spears fembot model.
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Nice person sounds good. Fembot would make her sound like a killer harlot.
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The "Nice Person" one sounds the best so far.

"Mom" could be to easily turned into "M.I.L.F." by some of the pervs on
the forum and I don't think we want to try an scare her away with stuff like that. :)
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Well, at least there's one nice person on the boards... Sure hope Raycav is OK...

IMO Kelly should be dubbed "Nice Person"
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Hmm...Just for future notes in case another one of our board members comes to a heart attack, I believe that a heart attack starts with pains and numbness in the limbs or shoulders that move toward the chest, though they can also begin in the chest.

And I think that "She who speaks softly and carries big stick" would fit better, because Kelly can really put the *slap* in bitch slap to someone.
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Sounds a lot like my friend Mike. They had me and him working 6 days a week, one of which the shift lasted 12 hours. At the end of the summer the two of us had ruined health, due to the stress factors....

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In some cases, chest pains can be indictive of lack of sleep, especially if you have allergies or something similar.
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heart attacks can also inflict pain in your right arm.
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Sienthal wrote: And I think that "She who speaks softly and carries big stick" would fit better, because Kelly can really put the *slap* in bitch slap to someone.
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SolidSnake wrote:
Sienthal wrote: And I think that "She who speaks softly and carries big stick" would fit better, because Kelly can really put the *slap* in bitch slap to someone.
Heh heh heh.... Kelly Rules.....
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Hmm, strange... First, you were talking about poor RayCav having a heart attack, and now, you're talking about how much Kelly rules (you do rule very much BTW, Kelly :wink: ). I wonder how RayCav would appreciate this if he acctually did have a heart attack and then comes back to read this...
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Dooey Jo wrote:Hmm, strange... First, you were talking about poor RayCav having a heart attack, and now, you're talking about how much Kelly rules (you do rule very much BTW, Kelly :wink: ). I wonder how RayCav would appreciate this if he acctually did have a heart attack and then comes back to read this...
Hopefully he will read the other thread and realize just how much we do care.

(and thanks, btw)
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Heart Attack= Sharp pain starting in upper left torso region, middle to upper back, or left arm that spreads out. Nausia, shortness of breath, fatigue, feeling of temperature extremes. Thats the symptoms I remember,anyway...

Hope its just killer heartburn with arm cramps.
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Thats the symptoms I remember,anyway...
you´ve had an heart attack?

(btw, is it an or a heart)
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Salm said...
you´ve had an heart attack?

(btw, is it an or a heart)
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i may not know who ray is, but i do hope he's ok...

i know how badly any kind of funkyness with the body can freak someone out...from experience.
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yeah, you're not shitting, there.
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i had a problem a couple days ago where it felt like my heart wasn't operating right (felt "imbalanced" and "out of sync") it felt like it was only beating like once every second or so, so VERY low, and i had no energy at all... freaked me out a bit even though this was only one of many dozens of times it has happened.
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