Please ban me and delete all my posts

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-03 09:15pm

Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.

If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-10-03 09:15pm

Vertigo1 wrote:What next, a monty python skit on this?

"Ban me!"
"No! Ban me!"

(If you haven't seen Holy Grail, you seriously won't understand wtf I just posted.)

I don't think that particular scene works well here

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-03 09:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:OK, Raycav's gone. I can't believe this place was causing him so much stress (I guess that shooting pain in his arms was some kind of warning sign). I thought it was all an act.

EDIT: I'm not going to delete all his posts, though. Not only would that be a HUGE pain in the ass, but lots of people responded to them, and it would seriously fuck up a lot of threads to remove them. Besides, I think people need to take responsibility for the things they say in public.

Has he been banned or what?

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-10-03 09:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.
If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.

I've already suggested he log off and read a book or something. He did so after asking me to ban him. (:?:)

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-03 09:17pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.
If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.

Wonderful idea. I think there are quite a few people around here that could use that advice as well.

Hey, Dalton, let him know, too, that a lot of people here are genuinely worried.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-10-03 09:18pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:Yes, me too. He's a good kid, but he needs help.
If you talk to him, you should seriously tell him to go cold turkey from the entire Internet for a while. He needs to get out, jog in the park, walk down the boardwalk, meet more people, and do other things which ground him a little.
Wonderful idea. I think there are quite a few people around here that could use that advice as well.

Hey, Dalton, let him know, too, that a lot of people here are genuinely worried.

Next time I see him, I'll pass along your concerns. I'm sure he'll appreciate knowing that people do care about him..

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-03 09:23pm

Yes, all thise post infalting fokes

BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM YOUR KING!

Well acutal to be fair as I've said before my chocies are to surf the Web as my Boss can't tell the diffrence inbetween acutal work and websurfing(Or anything else vaugly computeristic) and I don't feel moraly required as I DO my job but unless somthing breaks(My job invovles the fixing of broken things) I have nothing to do and its not my fault they pay me so well for so little..

Anyway, Yes Ray needs some time off for a week or two

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-03 09:26pm

Dalton wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:What next, a monty python skit on this?

"Ban me!"
"No! Ban me!"

(If you haven't seen Holy Grail, you seriously won't understand wtf I just posted.)
I don't think that particular scene works well here

*looks around nervously*

Maybe you're right....

*runs*

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-03 09:28pm

Mr Bean wrote:Yes, all thise post infalting fokes

BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM YOUR KING!

Uh, yeah.

Well acutal to be fair as I've said before my chocies are to surf the Web as my Boss can't tell the diffrence inbetween acutal work and websurfing(Or anything else vaugly computeristic) and I don't feel moraly required as I DO my job but unless somthing breaks(My job invovles the fixing of broken things) I have nothing to do and its not my fault they pay me so well for so little..

Same for me, although I do get scolded on occassion for being on the internet too much... that's when I write more. Helps that I work for my sister and brother-in-law.

Anyway, Yes Ray needs some time off for a week or two

At the least.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-03 09:30pm

Strange shit happens whenever I leave the web for more then an hour. He always was pretty high strung.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-03 09:40pm

man, this is weird...

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-10-03 09:47pm

Mr Bean wrote:Yes, all thise post infalting fokes

BOW BEFORE ME FOR I AM YOUR KING!

[Steve Irwin mode]

Awww crikey! Look at this! This here is the egous humungus, or the over-inflated ego-maniac! These fellows have a tendency to gloat about their supposed prowless to impress the shelas. Unfortunately for them, they tend to be more bark than bite. However, don't let looks decieve you. This particular one has moderator powers! Danga! Danga! You don't want to mess with this fella.

Now this fellow seems to wandered out of his territory. Terri and I are gonna see if we can find him a new home where he can find plenty of shelas with plenty of shade so the sun won't fry his brain anymore than it is already.

Terri, got the net ready?

*silence*

Terri?

*silence*

Guess I'll have to bag this one me-self.

Now, as you can see, this one is ever vigilant so I'll have to distract him somehow.

*Bean steps in a pile of dog shit*

Mr. Bean: WTF?! Ok, what trekkie left this mess?

*jumps out of the bushes and wrestles Bean to the ground and hogties him*

Mr. Bean: What the?! Vertigo, I'm gonna ban you for this!

Steady mate! Steady! This here is a naughty little bugger! I think he needs a Steve-o Education!

Mr. Bean: A WHAT?! Vertigo, have you lost your mind?!

*whips out a tape recorder and plays the Season 3 theme to Farscape*

Mr. Bean: Ohhh man....Mike will never let me live this one down....

*loads Bean up onto the truck*

Now we've chosen a new territory where this fella can roam free to his heart's content.

*camera switches to the truck arriving at Mike Wong's doorsteps*

*Mike Wong steps outside*

Wong: Vertigo, what the hell are you doing here?!

Now as you can see, we've arrived at the new territory for our lost friend.

Wong: Ohhh no, you are NOT dropping off anything here.

Back up mate. I've got a thumb and I know how to use it!

*Wong backs up slowly with a

look on his face*

*hauls Bean out of the back of the truck and cuts the ropes holding him still*

Wong: Bean?! What the hell did he do to you?
Mr. Bean: You REALLY don't want to know....
Wong: I think you're right. Want a cold one?
Mr. Bean: After what I just went through, I could use a dozen!

*both Bean and Wong walk inside*

Now as you can see here folks, our lost friend appears to be adapting to his new surroundings.

Be sure to catch our next episode as we transplant DarkStar to his new environment. See ya!
[/ Steve Irwin mode]

*looks around*

*runs as Mr. Bean reaches for the red button*

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-03 09:49pm

Holy shit...I thought this was just another spam-type post...before in a post he said he got mood swings, but you can never tell if someone really means something or if they're sarcastic on the Internet.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-03 09:58pm

Except you forget Bean Carrys a Gun

, And Cricky! Moderator Powers to!

Browning MK III to be exact and two spare clips at all times

And seriously don't tell me you don't think I don't know how to use it

That or the Akido or Tai-Streetfighting that I know, Hell I even learned a bit of basic Karate

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-10-03 09:59pm

Interestingly, RayCav is not the first person to request banning. That seems to happen surprisingly often here for some reason. Strange.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-03 10:03pm

of course! they think that it´s a good way to get rid of their addiction until they find out that there are a million more boards where you can post.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-03 10:04pm

Mr Bean wrote:Except you forget Bean Carrys a Gun, And Cricky! Moderator Powers to!

Browning MK III to be exact and two spare clips at all times

Skipper missiles locked on target..

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-03 10:19pm

Damn... I go away for a while and come back to this...

Bye, Ray...

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-03 10:36pm

Skipper missiles locked on target..

Ooops to bad you flew over my Aegis Line

The first of six friends I'll be sending your way

That is of cours assuming you make it past the ACP up at the moment

Heck I even have a pair of Seawolfs out if you realy wanted to play

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-10-03 10:39pm

So what, did he ask to be banned because he's addicted to the forum and it's hurting his life?

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-03 10:45pm

[Steve Irwin mode]

Awww crikey! Look at this! This here is the egous humungus, or the over-inflated ego-maniac! These fellows have a tendency to gloat about their supposed prowless to impress the shelas. Unfortunately for them, they tend to be more bark than bite. However, don't let looks decieve you. This particular one has moderator powers! Danga! Danga! You don't want to mess with this fella.

Now this fellow seems to wandered out of his territory. Terri and I are gonna see if we can find him a new home where he can find plenty of shelas with plenty of shade so the sun won't fry his brain anymore than it is already.

Terri, got the net ready?

*silence*

Terri?

*silence*

Guess I'll have to bag this one me-self.

Now, as you can see, this one is ever vigilant so I'll have to distract him somehow.

*Bean steps in a pile of dog shit*

Mr. Bean: WTF?! Ok, what trekkie left this mess?

*jumps out of the bushes and wrestles Bean to the ground and hogties him*

Mr. Bean: What the?! Vertigo, I'm gonna ban you for this!

Steady mate! Steady! This here is a naughty little bugger! I think he needs a Steve-o Education!

Mr. Bean: A WHAT ?! Vertigo, have you lost your mind?!

*whips out a tape recorder and plays the Season 3 theme to Farscape*

Mr. Bean: Ohhh man....Mike will never let me live this one down....

*loads Bean up onto the truck*

Now we've chosen a new territory where this fella can roam free to his heart's content.

*camera switches to the truck arriving at Mike Wong's doorsteps*

*Mike Wong steps outside*

Wong: Vertigo, what the hell are you doing here?!

Now as you can see, we've arrived at the new territory for our lost friend.

Wong: Ohhh no, you are NOT dropping off anything here.

Back up mate. I've got a thumb and I know how to use it!

*Wong backs up slowly with a look on his face*

*hauls Bean out of the back of the truck and cuts the ropes holding him still*

Wong: Bean?! What the hell did he do to you?
Mr. Bean: You REALLY don't want to know....
Wong: I think you're right. Want a cold one?
Mr. Bean: After what I just went through, I could use a dozen!

*both Bean and Wong walk inside*

Now as you can see here folks, our lost friend appears to be adapting to his new surroundings.

Be sure to catch our next episode as we transplant DarkStar to his new environment. See ya!
[/ Steve Irwin mode]

*looks around*

*runs as Mr. Bean reaches for the red button*

ROFLMFAO!!!!! That is THE funniest thing I have ever read here!!!!!!

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-03 10:58pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:please

thats a negative, ray. Just take a break.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-03 10:58pm

Maybe the guy doesn't like his screen name and wants to get banned so he can get a new one. But then he could just ask Wong to delete his account or something.

OR......

Maybe he's doing this just to gain attention...

But anyway, the matter's settled anyway I believe.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2002-10-03 11:03pm

in all seriousness, i saw yall saying that he might have, um, mental stability problems, were you just kidding bout that or were you being serious?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-10-03 11:04pm

He's done some fucked-up stuff and doesn't appear to be bluffing.

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