Saddam challenges Bush for Duell

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Well, since they made the duel, we get to pick the weapons..F-103 Starfighters!!
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hmm Bush VS Saddam, Weapons?

Hmm these would be intresting...

Soak both contestants in Oil each of them gets 1 BIC Lighter :D

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both will die then...
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I think that´s the idea. For humanity it would be a win/win situation anyway.
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er... i was reffering to the starfighters in my "both will die then post".
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Lets see Saddam reaches in his pocket and yells with aload roar
"SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU"

Bush laughs and says"You idiot, i'd knew you pick him, PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU, water types are vunerable to electric types"
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Think about it though, how would the world be if every conflict in the past century had been settled by a duel between leaders?

Churchill vs Hitler vs Stalin
Nixon vs Kennedy
Kennedy vs Khruschev

How amusing would they all be?
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weemadando wrote:Think about it though, how would the world be if every conflict in the past century had been settled by a duel between leaders?

Churchill vs Hitler vs Stalin
Nixon vs Kennedy
Kennedy vs Khruschev

How amusing would they all be?
Since most of those leaders had formal military infantry training, not very. Churchill is very fucked, his accracy when he tired out a submachine gun along with several top US Army Generals was just awful.
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World leaders would become the stars of the WWF.
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weemadando wrote:Think about it though, how would the world be if every conflict in the past century had been settled by a duel between leaders?

Churchill vs Hitler vs Stalin
No clue.
Nixon vs Kennedy
Kennedy's younger, he wins.
Kennedy vs Khruschev
Most unfair. Duel at 8000km, Kennedy uses the might of the SAC to crush Kruschev.
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phongn wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Kennedy vs Khruschev
Most unfair. Duel at 8000km, Kennedy uses the might of the SAC to crush Kruschev.
Given a week's notice Khruschev might get one of his four ICBM's working.
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Maybe. Though the RVs on the things were rather primitive. I wonder how Nike Hercules would fair against it?
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Give both of them a frag grenade with a 20m kill radius.

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Sebastin wrote:Has anyone heard about this? It´s in the german news but i havn´t found it in any american source yet.

Apparantly Saddam Hussein proposed that the leaderships of irak and the us meet on neutral ground with equal weapons and fight their differences out face to face. He said this is to spare both nations the hardships of an war.
The white house declined and said this is not worthy of discussion.

I´m total serious about this, i have read several press clippings on it and they don´t seem to be joking, but it really looks odd to me Thats why i´m asking for more sources.
Finally some honorable combat. It almost makes saddam a superiour leader. It would make him a superiour leader, but hes far more capitalist and fascist than dubya.
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Like I said, this would have been great if they acutal did it :D

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Sea Skimmer wrote:
phongn wrote:
weemadando wrote: Most unfair. Duel at 8000km, Kennedy uses the might of the SAC to crush Kruschev.
Given a week's notice Khruschev might get one of his four ICBM's working.
But you have to remember MAD. if Khruschev uses an ICBM, Kennedy's supporters will strike back.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
phongn wrote: Given a week's notice Khruschev might get one of his four ICBM's working.
But you have to remember MAD. if Khruschev uses an ICBM, Kennedy's supporters will strike back.
This is a duel, silly. Both sides are supposed to shoot :p
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