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muse
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And let's not forget that masturbation killed the dinosaurs.
From Family Guy:

Young Peter Griffin: Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Museum Curator: Because you touch yourself at night.
*Peter looks down at his crotch*
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every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
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darthdavid wrote:every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
Damn you...you beat me too it...
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