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What is the worst Christmas song ever?

Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey
2
7%
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
3
11%
Holy Shit, It's Christmas
0
No votes
Feliz Navidad
6
21%
Any sappy crap by Celine Dion
4
14%
Those friggin' dogs that bark Jingle Bells
2
7%
Please Christmas Don't Be Late (Alvin & The Chipmunks)
4
14%
other (please specify)
7
25%
 
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Morrigan wrote:Christmas music list of shame
New addition to List of Shame: The Australian Version of Jingle Bells. I would never have thought it possible that someone could find a way to make this song more annoying, but there you go.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

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Does anyone have an MP3 of "Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey" or anything? I just want to see how bad it is.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Does anyone have an MP3 of "Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey" or anything? I just want to see how bad it is.
it's easy to find on P2P
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I want a hippopotamus for christmas.......
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C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
Dalton wrote:Chipmunks, definitely chipmunks.

My favorite? Why, Weird Al's song The Night Santa Went Crazy, of course.
Most hated: Blue Christmas by Porky Pig
Favourite: Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al
I'd like to change my answer for Favourite to 12 Days of Christmas by Bob and Doug McKenzie
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I hate "Feliz Navidad." My elementary school music teacher made us sing that damn song over and over and over...
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What about this one ??
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about this one ??
:wtf: What the hell was that all about?
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Jingle Bell Fucking Rock. GAAAAH!
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How dare you insult Feliz Navidad!
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about this one ??
:wtf: What the hell was that all about?
It's from a rather surreal 1959 movie where Santa Claus teams up with Merlin The Magician to fight against The Devil over the fate of Mexico. This very movie was actually made into an episode of "Mystery Science Theater 3000".

Here's the lyrics:


SANTA'S HELPERS:
Merry Christmas everybody, everybody,
Let's fly to Santa Claus!
He is waiting with his sleigh, and with his reindeer,
And his sack of Christmas Toys!

Bring lots of chocolates, bring lots of goodies,
So he can fill up those stockings with candies!
Cute little dollies, lots of surprises,
Put them in boxes of different sizes!

SANTA CLAUS:
Hurry up, my children,
Get on with your packing!
It's the night for Santa Claus,
To fill all those stockings!

SANTA'S HELPERS:
Then we may pack away, rifles on shoulders,
Scooter and airplanes and big, silver holsters!
Dolls that say "mamma", teddies for babies,
And little dollhouses for little ladies!

SANTA CLAUS:
Merry, merry greetings,
I take to one and all,
So hurry if you want to,
Enjoy the yuletide fun!

SANTA'S HELPERS:
Yo-Yos and rockets, marbles and play tools,
Ponies with magic, and handcuffs and pistols!
Packing is finished, Santa is happy!
Thanks to his helpers, the job went real snappy!
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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