From which end do you peel a banana?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-12-27 09:18pm

I don't eat bananas.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-12-27 09:21pm

Zaia wrote:...And before I leave this thread, has NO ONE seen the Monty Python episode of which I speak? No one?!! *sighs melodramatically* I'm tres disappointed in all of you.

I must confess, I have never watch a single episode/movie by Monty Python.

~Jason

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-12-27 09:31pm

OK, anybody around here ever had their SO do an oral sex tease on them using a banana?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-12-27 09:42pm

Zaia wrote:...And before I leave this thread, has NO ONE seen the Monty Python episode of which I speak? No one?!!

*sighs melodramatically* I'm tres disappointed in all of you.

First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you EAT the banana, thus disarming him!

Of course I've seen it

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-27 10:11pm

Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:<sniiiiiiiip>
First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you EAT the banana, thus disarming him!

Of course I've seen it

Yay!!!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-27 10:13pm

Iceberg wrote:OK, anybody around here ever had their SO do an oral sex tease on them using a banana?

Yup, it's at the point where neither of us can eat a banana in front of the other without looking at each other funny and giggling a bit.

However, the most fun I've had with a banana was with a homophobic co-worker. Everyday I'd bring a banana to work and eat it provocatively and do oral sex motions while giving him the look. It completely creeped him out and he was convinced I was gay and had mental issues. Near the end he was like "OMG get away from me!" every time I walked near him.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-27 10:17pm

The Kernel wrote: What is it with women and their obsession with bananas? Wait, on second thought, I probably don't want to know...

First they insert the banana, then they press the magic button then they add ice cream and finish making their milk shake.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2003-12-27 10:42pm

Will the person who peels bananas from the butt end please step forward and identify himself. And also, why do you peel it from the butt end? This continues to baffle me....

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-12-27 10:48pm

muse wrote:Will the person who peels bananas from the butt end please step forward and identify himself. And also, why do you peel it from the butt end? This continues to baffle me....

While, this being sd.net, I'll probably regret this, I second this motion.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-12-27 10:52pm

*sniffles* I.. I was just raised that way, I never questioned it until around 6th grade.. don't kill me

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-12-27 10:57pm

AnimeJet wrote:*sniffles* I.. I was just raised that way, I never questioned it until around 6th grade.. don't kill me

*kills AnimeJet*
Aren't you forbidden from doing that, Master Bruce?
Aren't you supposed to be unconcious , Alfred?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-12-27 11:10pm

AnimeJet wrote:*sniffles* I.. I was just raised that way, I never questioned it until around 6th grade.. don't kill me

Nah, don't worry about it, I know several people who peel bananas from the butt end, one of them happens to be my cousin's daughter. What I have noticed is that all of them are Asian, strange....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-27 11:13pm

RE: Fellating bananas

What I imagine is really fun is to really get into it, get whoever you are doing at into it, then bite it really hard. See if you can make 'em jump.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-12-27 11:14pm

XaLEv wrote:RE: Fellating bananas

What I imagine is really fun is to really get into it, get whoever you are doing at into it, then bite it really hard. See if you can make 'em jump.

I'm sure if you bit any guy's banana, he'd jump...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-27 11:38pm

Butt end. I hold on to the stem, so it's kinda hard to peel from that end.

And please, stop the puns! My feeble mind can't take any more of this!

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2003-12-27 11:39pm

aerius wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:*sniffles* I.. I was just raised that way, I never questioned it until around 6th grade.. don't kill me
Nah, don't worry about it, I know several people who peel bananas from the butt end, one of them happens to be my cousin's daughter. What I have noticed is that all of them are Asian, strange....

D00d, I'm asian too! But alot of my asian friends also peel bananas from the stem end.. *sigh*

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-28 01:30am

I usually throw the banana up in the air, and with my giant chainsaw I jump and slice it into several perfectly even slices. I open the cages where I keep my trained monkeys, who then proceed to remove the bit of peel of each slice, chew them up and then spit it into a bag, which I then feed myself intravenously.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-28 06:34am

Stem end.

Now to go put Pablo up for another FUQ submission.

~ver

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-12-28 07:33am

Stem end, although I have been known to split if from the middle seams just for the hell of it. And I wouldnt be sporting said moniker if I hadnt seen large quantities of Monty Python sketches.

Now, pay attention, how to deal with a mob who have disillusioned Zaia into questioning the world spanning nature of the foresaid sketch artistes...

*releases tiger*

Darth-Garfield · Post by **Darth-Garfield** » 2003-12-28 09:05am

Why is there no option for those who don't eat banana's?

I have never even tried to peal a banana. And knowing myself, if I would try it I would fail and make a huge mess so I'm not planning on trying it in the near future. Fruits hate me.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2004-01-02 02:24pm

Thread reopened and moved because this is STARDESTROYER.NET.

Also, muse promised me a kiss

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-01-02 02:29pm

Yay! Thanks!

*kisses Colonel Olrik*

The_Lumberjack wrote:Stem end, although I have been known to split if from the middle seams just for the hell of it.

Wow, so wait a minute...is this kinda like Zaia's technique where she breaks the banana in half?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-02 02:32pm

The Kernel wrote: What is it with women and their obsession with bananas?

Banana envy.

I've seen that Python episode, but I didn't see this thread until it appeared in OT

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-02 02:34pm

muse wrote:Yay! Thanks!

*kisses Colonel Olrik*

The_Lumberjack wrote:Stem end, although I have been known to split if from the middle seams just for the hell of it.
Wow, so wait a minute...is this kinda like Zaia's technique where she breaks the banana in half?

Possibily something to do with a monkey fetish

, a lesson from Sir David Attenborough, monkey's split the banana along one seam and eat if out of the skin like a water melon sort of thing, apparently, although I've never experienced it, they taste much sweeter eating them horizontally instead of the vertical method.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-02 07:36pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Possibily something to do with a monkey fetish , a lesson from Sir David Attenborough, monkey's split the banana along one seam and eat if out of the skin like a water melon sort of thing, apparently, although I've never experienced it, they taste much sweeter eating them horizontally instead of the vertical method.

The monkey method, yeah, I remember seeing those David Attenborough specials when I was a kid. I never would've guessed that there's so many ways of opening up a banana.

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