Girl wins fake orgasm contest

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Peregrin Toker wrote:
aerius wrote:They have all kinds of stuff at the sex show, the one I went to a couple years back had an erotic massage booth. That was fun. 8)
Your GF allowed you to?
She was out of town at university at the time, and besides, it's not like I can get laid in some back booth at the sex show. I got a nice massage from a hot chick in a bikini who talked dirty with me, it's not like I got a blowjob behind the curtains. It's a sex-related convention as Mike pointed out, they have product displays, adult movie stars to sign autographs, and information seminars (the care & cleaning of sex toys) as well as various shows & contests on the stage. It's not a brothel in there or anything close to that. Going to a sex show is just no big deal for us.
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Lord Pounder wrote:I live in a country dominated by Catholic and Protestant fundies like you wouldn't believe. For the last 10 years they've jointly protested outside the only well know gay bar and finally got it closed down. If there was a sex show in Belfast they'd go apeshit and ruin all the fun.
Thats just...insane.
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insane but very true, unfortunately...
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aerius, I want to pull your testicles out through your mouth. That is all.
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Too bad there is no video attached..... :(
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:aerius, I want to pull your testicles out through your mouth. That is all.
I must say I find reactions like this quite funny.
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Just audio would be enough. :P
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:I live in a country dominated by Catholic and Protestant fundies like you wouldn't believe. For the last 10 years they've jointly protested outside the only well know gay bar and finally got it closed down. If there was a sex show in Belfast they'd go apeshit and ruin all the fun.
Thats just...insane.
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Darth_Zod wrote:damn. . . .i'm going to have to visit toronto next year then. i'm kinda jealous though. why should just girls get to be able to fake orgasms? guys should be able to have multiple fake orgasms too!
It's difficult to fake ejaculation, although the girl can't really feel the semen spray, so I suppose you could try to get away with pretending you dropped a load. But she would probably notice if she went to the toilet afterwards, and no white milky stuff came out.
there needs to seriously be a sarcasm font. . . .or something similar. i was hardly being serious. *s*
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Gotta love Toronto... if only I was legal age. Horrible pun at end of article.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:aerius, I want to pull your testicles out through your mouth. That is all.
Because he has a girlfriend and went to a sex show? You really need to get out more.
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Darth Wong wrote:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:aerius, I want to pull your testicles out through your mouth. That is all.
Because he has a girlfriend and went to a sex show? You really need to get out more.
I wasn't serious. Well, not that serious anyway.
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