Your advice...

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-09 09:54pm

*Note: Do not take this advice if you value your health, legal and financail status and reputation.*

Next time you see her, grab her and kiss her. If she pulls away and slaps you... Well there's your answer.

If she kisses back...

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-09 10:38pm

weemadando wrote:*Note: Do not take this advice if you value your health, legal and financail status and reputation.*

Next time you see her, grab her and kiss her. If she pulls away and slaps you... Well there's your answer.

If she kisses back...

I like this idea! Unfortunately, she'll probably knee me to the groin and call the cops.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-09 11:39pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ask her if she takes anal.
I'm sure that'll help him get a date.

Admittedly, it may not be the wisest pick-up line.

And what is with your obsession with anal sex anyway?

I am a very depraved man. There is something about a woman's ass which makes me think illicit thoughts.

Besides, in today's society, with the fashionable tight pants that all the young ladies wear, it's pretty hard NOT to see and then think about womens' asses.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-10-09 11:47pm

I am a very depraved man. There is something about a woman's ass which makes me think illicit thoughts.

Besides, in today's society, with the fashionable tight pants that all the young ladies wear, it's pretty hard NOT to see and then think about womens' asses.

Then you really needed to grab lunch with me today. When I left the sandwhich shop a latin lady with a killer body was crosing the street in white pants, which in the sunlight you could almost see through and it was easy to make out the line of her panties.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-09 11:47pm

Next of Kin: Try being entertaining on the date... If you can make her laugh that's a step in the right direction. And some people have suggested that you just go up and ask her. Well, why not? It may seem like they're insensitiv bastards but you don't really have anything to lose.

CASE 1: NoK doesn't ask her out.
CONSEQUENCES: NoK doesn't get any

... j/kidding. But waiting for too long opens her up to outside influence. I mean, you like her, she can't be undesirable.

CASE 2: NoK asks her out, and gets rejected
CONSEQUENCES: See CASE 1. Do you REALLY lose out? Will you NEVER be able to look her in the face again?

CASE 3: NoK asks her out, and she ACCEPTS!
CONSEQUENCES: Well, break out the champagne, she can stand your ugly face! Now make the good impression last!

~END OF SERMON~

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Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-10 12:09am

Darth Wong wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:And what is with your obsession with anal sex anyway?
I am a very depraved man. There is something about a woman's ass which makes me think illicit thoughts.

Besides, in today's society, with the fashionable tight pants that all the young ladies wear, it's pretty hard NOT to see and then think about womens' asses.

Just wondering since you bring it up constantly.

Nothing wrong with thinking about or staring at a hot woman's ass. It's definetly high on the list of sexy body parts.

And I know this one girl she wears jeans that look painted on, all the time! Real nice curves and a hot ass. And as she admitted to me, frequently goes without panties. Very hot. <Drool>

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-10 01:11am

Stormbringer, which city are you from? Looks like it's got pretty good scenery...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-10 01:54am

............Sorry Just thinking about those 17 to 20 year old German Tourists who come into the park all the time. No bras, Baby Doll Tees, very tight jeans................

What was I talking about again.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-10 05:54pm

Interesting advice. I might still have a chance yet with this gal...