Riddles

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-10-09 08:05pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Here's one:

I occur once every minute, twice every moment, but not once in a hundred thousand years.

Yeesh, that's even easier than the coin one.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:05pm

Then there's the old classic:

Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came sweetness.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:06pm

Mr Bean wrote:I sing and scream
I am everywhere and nowhere
I bring Storms or are driven before them
I am biting cold or oven hot
I can freeze you to the bone or sorch you

WAI?(What am I?)

PLease don't say "God"!

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:06pm

Mr Bean wrote:I sing and scream
I am everywhere and nowhere
I bring Storms or are driven before them
I am biting cold or oven hot
I can freeze you to the bone or sorch you

WAI?(What am I?)

Wind.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2002-10-09 08:07pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
I am stronger than God, more Evil than the devil; eat me and you shall perish.

NOTHING

I can't believe no body else got this. It's one of THE basic riddles that elementary school kids know. It's right up there with "what's black and white and red all over?"

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:07pm

verilon wrote:PLease don't say "God"!

Nope, it's not God... but it is from the Bible. Samson's riddle. The answer: a lion's skull containing a beehive.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:09pm

Shadow WarChief wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
I am stronger than God, more Evil than the devil; eat me and you shall perish.

NOTHING

I can't believe no body else got this. It's one of THE basic riddles that elementary school kids know. It's right up there with "what's black and white and red all over?"

I have seriously not heard that joke until about six weeks ago...and I gave up on it.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-10-09 08:10pm

Shadow WarChief wrote:
NOTHING

I can't believe no body else got this. It's one of THE basic riddles that elementary school kids know. It's right up there with "what's black and white and red all over?"

Really? I never learned that one, although it does remind me of the way to prove a ham sandwich is better than eternal bliss, but that's more of a logic trick...

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:11pm

(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-10-09 08:12pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?

Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:12pm

Little Kids.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:12pm

The answer to mine was...the human brain.

I don't know this new one...babies?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:16pm

hm... baby riddles

fun but disgusting!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-09 08:16pm

Yep Wind

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:17pm

salm wrote:hm... baby riddles

fun but disgusting!

Not to mention evil...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:19pm

verilon wrote:Not to mention evil...

Like you!

*ruffles hair*

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:20pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?
Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?

Baby in a microwave, actually.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of woodchucks?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:22pm

What's green, red, and goes 1,000 MPH?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:24pm

A martian in a blender?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:25pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:(Let's degenerate a little...) What pees and cries and taps on glass?
Uh...a baby trapped in a glass cage?
Baby in a microwave, actually.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of woodchucks?

ROFLMMFPAO!!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:26pm

IG-88E wrote:
verilon wrote:Not to mention evil...
Like you! *ruffles hair*

Thankee!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-09 08:27pm

what´s red and white and screaming?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-09 08:27pm

Your avatar?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-09 08:28pm

A penguin who's done a thousand push-ups.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2002-10-09 08:29pm

salm wrote:what´s red and white and screaming?

A nun caught in a woodchipper.