Ionic bonding erotic fiction???

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2004-01-05 02:07am

fucking funny...that's what

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2004-01-05 08:50am

He had a big, firm nucleus and a 2p orbital to die for. But all that the fluorine atom cared about was his one, lonely electron in his 3s orbital. The fluorine atom stood in the middle of the sidewalk, blocking his path.

now if the govenment made that statement when defending chlorine in the water, I'm sure the whole nation would have no probs with it

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-05 08:59am

ROTFLMAO.

Priceless.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-01-05 09:18am

Now there's something you don't see every day.

It's funny how it works; you don't picture atoms and electronics - you picture two people having dirty sex. English-speakers use so much 'wink-wink', colorful and descriptive slang to describe sexual organs and acts that this seems partway understandable.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-05 10:37am

It is even funnier since I am taking chemistry in my O'level exmanination, I actualy understood the chemical processes invovled. Now if they only taught chemistry like that at school...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-01-05 10:59am

The writer of this ionic-bonding erotica needs to lay off the LSD.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-01-05 04:10pm

I agree with Agent Fisher. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

It was strangely funny, but HOLY CRAP! Who could have taken Chemistry and turned it into a porn story?

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-01-05 04:23pm

I wish this is how it was taught. I may have even passed the second half of it. I was always talking to my friends who were girls about sex and other related topics. Damn, we could have passed.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2004-01-05 04:40pm

Hil-freaking-arious

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2004-01-06 12:15pm

that gave me a giggle that did. think that might do the email rounds in Sheffield ChemSoc.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-06 01:17pm

COMEDY Au!