My most painful injury ever was when I was a teenager. I ODed on 'shrooms, lost consciousness (I stopped breathing or something), fell down and cut my head open on a door frame, thus getting a concussion and a vagina-shaped wound on my forehead, then when I realized what happened (a half-hour later) I decided it would be best to drive 100 miles to see my sister so she could bring me to the hospital.
That hurt a lot, and it really, really, really sucked.
Do you know what hurts?
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Do you really want to know whats the most painfull thing that could happen[size=0]accidently squeezing you left ball that really really hurt.....don`t ask me how it happen i`m still trying to figure it ,even after 20 year i don`t know how.[/size] 
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Not the most painful thing that's ever happened to me, but my house is currently being renovated & there are lots of nails lying around the house that have been snipped off at about 5mm from the head, so they're extra sharp & lie with the pointy bit facing up. I keep treading on the wretched things at the most unexpected moments. It's the sheer unexpectedness that's the worst thing about it. Fortunately, I have not done any serious damage so far, thanks to my calloused, hobbit-like feet.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!
I hate Matt Damon and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
No, I'm not on drugs. I'm like this all the time.
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Re: Do you know what hurts?
Trytostaydead wrote:A blister on your ass from burning it on the heating pad because it was freakin cold last night.
Do you know what hurts more than a blister on your ass?
Two of them.
Do you know what hurts more than two blisters on your ass?
Three of them.
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666th Post: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:59 am
Faram wrote:Busting a knee, dislocating a shoulder.
Dislocating a shoulder.
Hurts like a mother when you do it. Hurts until you pop it back into place and then it hurts like a mother again and then it aches for a very long time. It also tends to give you nice little pain reminders for a long time.
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.