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Ghost Rider wrote:
Lagmonster wrote: ...properly cooked and seasoned, with a side dish featuring rare waterfowl, delicious cakes and loaves, a flagon of wine, and an entire roast pig.
You forgot the ever precious DONUTS :P
Rare waterfowl, roast pig, wine and DONUTS? :wtf:
Oh wait, we're talking Dalton. Nevermind...

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Chardok wrote:Apone wasn't a MSgt, was he?
Well, he wouldn't have a "MSgt." right before his name in my sig if he wasn't one, would he?
Here's a Link to the script, just search for "Apone".
InnerBrat wrote:species/orientation/fetishes?
mostly human/always towards the enemy/blood and gore. Wanna know more? :twisted:
But please don't think I am sick. In my freezer, I have still got some remnants from the last guy who thought I was (and told me so).
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GySgt. Hartman wrote:
Chardok wrote:Apone wasn't a MSgt, was he?
Well, he wouldn't have a "MSgt." right before his name in my sig if he wasn't one, would he?
Here's a Link to the script, just search for "Apone".
InnerBrat wrote:species/orientation/fetishes?
mostly human/always towards the enemy/blood and gore. Wanna know more? :twisted:
But please don't think I am sick. In my freezer, I have still got some remnants from the last guy who thought I was (and told me so).
You actually leave enough behind to put in the fridge? That's no fun at all. :(
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It's actually just a little burger with an eyeball on it - sometimes I just get sentimental.
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GySgt. Hartman wrote:It's actually just a little burger with an eyeball on it - sometimes I just get sentimental.
That's still more than what gets left behind after I'm through with 'em. Usually, the only trace of them is the blackened outline of their body on the nearest surface.
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Hihi. I'm your resident Starcraft player, so....:)
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Matt Huang wrote:
Zaia wrote:*tosses you an ear of corn*

There. I meant I didn't want him to turn into a troll that we would roast and then munch on. :D
dare I ask?
Dalton has a special love for Trolls. :wink:
We probably still don't want to ask, considering how the words "special" and "love" can be used around here...

Anyway, Gunny Hartman, why don'cha capitalize Marine and Corps in your sig, eh? From what I hear, they get touchy over that for some reason.
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RogueIce wrote:
Anyway, Gunny Hartman, why don'cha capitalize Marine and Corps in your sig, eh? From what I hear, they get touchy over that for some reason.
They? They? You better get used to such quirks there, you Boot. I mean Midshipman, no, I mean boot. What ever the hell you end up being.
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Matt Huang wrote:
Zaia wrote:*tosses you an ear of corn*

There. I meant I didn't want him to turn into a troll that we would roast and then munch on. :D
dare I ask?

I just felt like being creative. :D



And hey, you never answered my PM! Bastardo! :P
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GySgt. Hartman wrote:Hello, I'm new. (could have guessed that, right?)
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