Support PETA

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-02-05 06:39am

He's a paranoid, private, vegan. and he's after my girl. and it looks like she's falling for him too.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-02-05 06:24pm

I like vegans.

They're a little stringyand bland, but still...

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-02-05 06:36pm

Hypothetical scenario:

Suppose you have an ungodly massive amount of money. Go to the PETA, and offer to buy a slaughterhouse/ranch or whatever, and turn it into a cow sanctuary, with full veterinaty staff, etc. etc. In exchange, however, you present them a calf from a veal farm and a hunting knife. In order for you to buy the farm, they must kill, dress, cook, and eat the calf.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-05 06:44pm

jenat-lai wrote:
Nathan F wrote:Find if he's a PETA member. If so, tell the lady what an idiot he is, then go do something horrid to a rat and sit it on his doorstep.

OK, maybe not, but still...
Well his name is Peter. Peter the PETA Vegan makes sense.

and yes he is an idiot. but he buys her lots of expensive things, so he trumps me there dammit, I need more money. Who would have thought, girl wars with a vegan.

Ah, well then, pull out all the stops if he IS a PETAite. Find the most disgusting and reviling thing that PETA has done and show it to your lady friend, and about what utter idiots PETA members are. Or somehow sneak copious amounts of animal products into this guy's food.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-02-05 07:29pm

Frappin bastard apparently eats pussymeat....

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-05 08:03pm

jenat-lai wrote:Frappin bastard apparently eats pussymeat....

OK, time to pull out the heavy artillery. Doesn't matter if he's a PETAite or not, start putting roadkill on his porch.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-02-05 08:56pm

I concur

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-02-05 09:09pm

I doubt PETA accomplishes more than making impressionable little children cry after they see pictures of dead cows.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-06 05:23pm

Well, you could always print this out and use it as a bumper sticker.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-07 05:26am

Reminds me of a "You Might Be An Animal-Rights Activist If..." list I once found, and one of the symptoms was:

"You actually ponder the veganity of oral sex."

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-02-08 09:38pm

AAAH He's made her a vegitarian!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-02-08 09:48pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i can only imagine the rampant violence that would result if the PETA posted this billboard in texas.

My friends have enough disregard of the law and are easily manipulated, so should one of those things appear around here, there will be trouble.

If you hear on the news about a group of teens refering to themselves as the Crack Pack vandalized a PETA billboard in San Antonio, know I played a part in it.

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2004-02-11 03:04pm

There is a *very* appropriate song for PETA I have here....

"And the angel of the lord came unto me
snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high and higher still
until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possessed me then.
And I begged "Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard,
tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary."

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2004-02-11 03:11pm

Cal Wright wrote:yeah, but Vegans are pussies. You shouldn't have much trouble.

Yeah, lack of protien will have that effect on a human....

Also, and this is in reguards to all of PETA as well, apparently lack of protien to the brain *does* induce extreme stupidity.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-02-11 06:29pm

jenat-lai wrote:AAAH He's made her a vegitarian!

Kill him.

No, not really, but you gotta do something about that.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-12 12:21am

jenat-lai wrote:AAAH He's made her a vegitarian!

Okay, this is serious. Roll out the strike team, boys!

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2004-02-12 01:10am

BBQ time!