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you mean to tell me that you don't know what tubgirl is?Joe wrote:Dammit, crackpot! I'm in a library!Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl
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Dolcett
The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett. Child porn might be more disgusting, but I haven't actually seen that.
What is Dolcett?
Consenual impalement, spit-roasting and canabalism intermixed with oral-anal-vaginal sex. Also fantasies of dildo/electric chair combinations, enema triggered guillitines, and other debauchery.
Actually, he's a pretty decent comic artist - I just wish he'd draw something less revolting.
Google on the name if you really want to see it.
The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett. Child porn might be more disgusting, but I haven't actually seen that.
What is Dolcett?
Consenual impalement, spit-roasting and canabalism intermixed with oral-anal-vaginal sex. Also fantasies of dildo/electric chair combinations, enema triggered guillitines, and other debauchery.
Actually, he's a pretty decent comic artist - I just wish he'd draw something less revolting.
Google on the name if you really want to see it.
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Back in the early days of file-sharing programs, a friend of mine got ahold of a snuff film. Dude raped a chick with a knife, then slit her throat. Talk about your gag reflexes.
I don't know if it was real or not... I know a lot of crazy mofos get off on that kind of stuff, so it's produced ala Bollywood, but it's still gross.
I don't know if it was real or not... I know a lot of crazy mofos get off on that kind of stuff, so it's produced ala Bollywood, but it's still gross.
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There's no such thing as a real snuff film (IE, a commercial film where a participant is actually murdered on camera). There have been cases were murderes record their exploits or the occasional accidental death is captured on film/tape, but those aren't snuff films.Queeb Salaron wrote:Back in the early days of file-sharing programs, a friend of mine got ahold of a snuff film. Dude raped a chick with a knife, then slit her throat. Talk about your gag reflexes.
I don't know if it was real or not... I know a lot of crazy mofos get off on that kind of stuff, so it's produced ala Bollywood, but it's still gross.
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nobody mentioned cool devices ? xD
but the man said hardcore, not disgusting ...
so imma have to say " Little white chicks, Big black monster dicks " ... Dressy link ... i belive they've made 8 of them or something already ... but i like the gwen summers one the best![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
but the man said hardcore, not disgusting ...
so imma have to say " Little white chicks, Big black monster dicks " ... Dressy link ... i belive they've made 8 of them or something already ... but i like the gwen summers one the best
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Why did I click on that link? *groan* I don't feel so good...Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl
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You really haven't seen much of the genre if you think he's the worst.Broomstick wrote: Dolcett
The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett.
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He sort of retired around 15 years ago, so any new art from him is not likely to happened.Actually, he's a pretty decent comic artist - I just wish he'd draw something less revolting.
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That's quite alright, I've seen enough. If that makes me a vanilla flavored prude, so be it.Rubberanvil wrote:You really haven't seen much of the genre if you think he's the worst.Broomstick wrote: Dolcett
The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett.
Seems a minor quibble - "oh, no one intended to make any money, so it's not a snuff film". Just because the murderer made it for private viewing doesn't mean someone else down the line won't sell it and profit off it. Pretty fucking sick either way.Spanky the Dolphin wrote:There's no such thing as a real snuff film (IE, a commercial film where a participant is actually murdered on camera). There have been cases were murderes record their exploits or the occasional accidental death is captured on film/tape, but those aren't snuff films.
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So, like an idiot, I click on the link as I'm eating a snack. I've now lost my entire appetite. Thanks, Crackpot. I'll get your for that!!!!!!!Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl
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my work here is doneDefiant wrote:So, like an idiot, I click on the link as I'm eating a snack. I've now lost my entire appetite. Thanks, Crackpot. I'll get your for that!!!!!!!Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl
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..... Am I strange for not finding tubgirl that incredibly revolting?
The worst I'VE personally seen was snuff (yeah, fake, I know, but damn convincing.)
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The worst I'VE personally seen was snuff (yeah, fake, I know, but damn convincing.)
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And, that's about as bad as I've seen
And, that's about as bad as I've seen
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