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Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl :twisted:
Dammit, crackpot! I'm in a library!
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Joe wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl :twisted:
Dammit, crackpot! I'm in a library!
you mean to tell me that you don't know what tubgirl is?

i'll put a disclaimer just in case
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Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl :twisted:
:oops: Damn, I just had to click on that link....
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Dolcett

The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett. Child porn might be more disgusting, but I haven't actually seen that.

What is Dolcett?

Consenual impalement, spit-roasting and canabalism intermixed with oral-anal-vaginal sex. Also fantasies of dildo/electric chair combinations, enema triggered guillitines, and other debauchery.

Actually, he's a pretty decent comic artist - I just wish he'd draw something less revolting.

Google on the name if you really want to see it.
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Back in the early days of file-sharing programs, a friend of mine got ahold of a snuff film. Dude raped a chick with a knife, then slit her throat. Talk about your gag reflexes.

I don't know if it was real or not... I know a lot of crazy mofos get off on that kind of stuff, so it's produced ala Bollywood, but it's still gross.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Back in the early days of file-sharing programs, a friend of mine got ahold of a snuff film. Dude raped a chick with a knife, then slit her throat. Talk about your gag reflexes.

I don't know if it was real or not... I know a lot of crazy mofos get off on that kind of stuff, so it's produced ala Bollywood, but it's still gross.
There's no such thing as a real snuff film (IE, a commercial film where a participant is actually murdered on camera). There have been cases were murderes record their exploits or the occasional accidental death is captured on film/tape, but those aren't snuff films.
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jenat-lai wrote:Why do they make porn that makes you want to be sick? What's the point? It's not fun or pleasuarble, thus has no purpose.
Just because no sane person considers a bunch of guys defecating, urinating, vomiting, and ejaculating onto a midget with a penis bisection tied to a wall arousing doesn't mean that there isn't at least one sick that likes it.
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nobody mentioned cool devices ? xD


but the man said hardcore, not disgusting ...



so imma have to say " Little white chicks, Big black monster dicks " ... Dressy link ... i belive they've made 8 of them or something already ... but i like the gwen summers one the best ;)
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Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl :twisted:
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Broomstick wrote: Dolcett

The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett.
You really haven't seen much of the genre if you think he's the worst. :)
Actually, he's a pretty decent comic artist - I just wish he'd draw something less revolting.
He sort of retired around 15 years ago, so any new art from him is not likely to happened.
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aphexmonster wrote:nobody mentioned cool devices ? xD
Probably because it is rather tame and is just a conventional hardcore hentai.
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Cool Devices is just screwed up with it's subject matter, that's all.
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Hardest I've seen is some German flick of a guy screwing a chicken... :shock:

And no, it was not my flick.
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My girl friend has a copy of overfiend.....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:My girl friend has a copy of overfiend.....
Really? Wow.
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Rubberanvil wrote:
Broomstick wrote: Dolcett
The worst I've seen is definitely Dolcett.
You really haven't seen much of the genre if you think he's the worst. :)
That's quite alright, I've seen enough. If that makes me a vanilla flavored prude, so be it.
Spanky the Dolphin wrote:There's no such thing as a real snuff film (IE, a commercial film where a participant is actually murdered on camera). There have been cases were murderes record their exploits or the occasional accidental death is captured on film/tape, but those aren't snuff films.
Seems a minor quibble - "oh, no one intended to make any money, so it's not a snuff film". Just because the murderer made it for private viewing doesn't mean someone else down the line won't sell it and profit off it. Pretty fucking sick either way.
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Broomstick wrote:That's quite alright, I've seen enough.
Imvho you ain't missing very much. :)
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:My girl friend has a copy of overfiend.....
overfiend? :?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:My girl friend has a copy of overfiend.....
overfiend? :?
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend, I'm assuming. Hentai/horror anime.
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I'm not even gonna look at what the posts are on this thread after reading 1 page of the penis bisection thread..... learned my lesson

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Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl :twisted:


warning: do not click link on a public computer!!! i you do, then don't say i didn't warn you. ~crackpot
So, like an idiot, I click on the link as I'm eating a snack. I've now lost my entire appetite. Thanks, Crackpot. I'll get your for that!!!!!!!
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Defiant wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl :twisted:


warning: do not click link on a public computer!!! i you do, then don't say i didn't warn you. ~crackpot
So, like an idiot, I click on the link as I'm eating a snack. I've now lost my entire appetite. Thanks, Crackpot. I'll get your for that!!!!!!!
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..... Am I strange for not finding tubgirl that incredibly revolting? :? :P

The worst I'VE personally seen was snuff (yeah, fake, I know, but damn convincing.)
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During my AOL days back in '97, my brother downloaded a pic of a teenage girl pooping in some middle-aged man's mouth

And, that's about as bad as I've seen
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