Penis Positioning in Underwear

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply

How do you position your dick in your underwear?

Tip up
27
36%
Tip down
37
49%
Other
7
9%
I don't wear underwear
5
7%
 
Total votes: 76
User avatar
Tribun
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2164
Joined: 2003-05-25 10:02am
Location: Lübeck, Germany
Contact:
Contact Tribun

Post by Tribun »

Down is more comfortable.
Top
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Down when I'm soft, but I position it facing up when I have an erection beacuse it's harder to see that way. If only it would stay in that position...
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
Top
User avatar
thecreech
Smasher/Devourer
Posts: 3478
Joined: 2002-08-12 08:39pm
Location: New Mexico... and yes it is a state , Go look at a fucking map of the USA
Contact:
Contact thecreech

Post by thecreech »

Usually i just throw my penis over my shoulder because i don't want anyone to trip over it and sue me
Image
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Tip up? :wtf:

My penis is oriented head down, thank you...
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
InnerBrat
CLIT Commander
Posts: 7469
Joined: 2002-11-26 11:02am
Location: In my own mind.
Contact:
Contact InnerBrat

Post by InnerBrat »

up's always easier to get at, BTW.

Doesn't down get uncomfortable in those, um... awkard moments?
"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose

"Life 's not a song, life isn't bliss, life is just this: it's living." - Spike, Once More with Feeling
Top
User avatar
Wicked Pilot
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 8972
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm

Post by Wicked Pilot »

My penis goes where it wants to. It's the boss.
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

InnerBrat wrote:up's always easier to get at, BTW.

Doesn't down get uncomfortable in those, um... awkard moments?
I've learned to ignore the discomfort of erections in such situations.
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
Singular Quartet
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3896
Joined: 2002-07-04 05:33pm
Location: This is sky. It is made of FUCKING and LIMIT.

Post by Singular Quartet »

InnerBrat wrote:up's always easier to get at, BTW.

Doesn't down get uncomfortable in those, um... awkard moments?
Yes, but with the proper mindset, those awkard situations can generally be confined to less awkard and appropriate moments.
Top
User avatar
Sporkzen
Padawan Learner
Posts: 405
Joined: 2003-04-25 09:07pm
Location: Hell, Holding the only glass of icewater.

Post by Sporkzen »

boxers, to the right down.. if i point upward he tries to force his way out the top of my pants.. though my wife prefers him pointing up for easy access so when i wear briefs which i do when i'm not at work i do what she likes hehe
Sweet jesus on a stick! Hey isnt that what we call easter?
Top
User avatar
Vertigo1
Defender of the Night
Posts: 4720
Joined: 2002-08-12 12:47am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:
Contact Vertigo1

Post by Vertigo1 »

Tip up....cuz thats the only way it'll fit. ;)
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong

Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Top
User avatar
Tribun
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2164
Joined: 2003-05-25 10:02am
Location: Lübeck, Germany
Contact:
Contact Tribun

Post by Tribun »

I had read of some guy in a tabloid, who liked it sidewards.
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Additionally, keeping the penis orriented head upwards leaves the testicles completely unprotected... ;)
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
pellaeons_scion
Jedi Knight
Posts: 601
Joined: 2002-09-25 10:07pm
Location: one shoebox among a whole host of shoeboxes

Post by pellaeons_scion »

tip up, coz Im just built that way. Could never get the angling down thing right.
*cant believe I responded to this thread...ah well. :D
If apathy could be converted to energy, Australia would have an Unlimited power source.
Top
User avatar
Vertigo1
Defender of the Night
Posts: 4720
Joined: 2002-08-12 12:47am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:
Contact Vertigo1

Post by Vertigo1 »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Additionally, keeping the penis orriented head upwards leaves the testicles completely unprotected... ;)
Well, unless your penis is made of kevlar coated titanium.... ;)
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong

Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Every little bit helps. :P
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16369
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

InnerBrat wrote:up's always easier to get at, BTW.

Doesn't down get uncomfortable in those, um... awkard moments?
If I'm facing it down, and something arises, I put my hand in my pocket and grab the side of my boxers, allowing it some room, so I align it up as an effort to hide, long shirts and loose pants help greatly.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Top
User avatar
justifier
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 833
Joined: 2002-08-10 01:53am

Post by justifier »

Down left. I angle it up when an unexpected popler comes and stays up, but I can usually concentrate and force it to go limp again, so it is rare.
KILL BILL and The Punisher coming APRIL 16!
KILL BILL and The Punisher coming APRIL 16!
KILL BILL and The Punisher coming APRIL 16!
Top
User avatar
Vertigo1
Defender of the Night
Posts: 4720
Joined: 2002-08-12 12:47am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:
Contact Vertigo1

Post by Vertigo1 »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Every little bit helps. :P
In that case, I dub thee Darth Hardee. :mrgreen:
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong

Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Top
User avatar
Sr.mal
Jedi Knight
Posts: 713
Joined: 2002-12-08 02:13pm
Location: Antartica

Post by Sr.mal »

What is this underwear that you speak of?
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
-The Salaminzer by GWAR
Top
User avatar
DPDarkPrimus
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 18399
Joined: 2002-11-22 11:02pm
Location: Iowa
Contact:
Contact DPDarkPrimus

Post by DPDarkPrimus »

InnerBrat wrote: Doesn't down get uncomfortable in those, um... awkard moments?
For me, anyways, no. It just angles off down my left leg. :P
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Top
User avatar
J
Kaye Elle Emenopey
Posts: 5836
Joined: 2002-12-14 02:23pm

Post by J »

If I vote other it would imply that I have a dick, which I don't..and if I choose the last option that's a complete lie and I won't be able to live with myself. Of course it's a male targeted poll so I shouldn't be answering it anyways. Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems. :lol:
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects

I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins

When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
Top
User avatar
Wicked Pilot
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 8972
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm

Post by Wicked Pilot »

jmac wrote:If I vote other it would imply that I have a dick, which I don't..and if I choose the last option that's a complete lie and I won't be able to live with myself. Of course it's a male targeted poll so I shouldn't be answering it anyways. Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems. :lol:
Well, you can still participate. Which way do you tuck your boobies? :lol:
The most basic assumption about the world is that it does not contradict itself.
Top
User avatar
The Morrigan
Jedi Knight
Posts: 907
Joined: 2003-12-01 08:31am
Location: Lost, somewhere within the realms of my own fevered imagination
Contact:
Contact The Morrigan

Post by The Morrigan »

Why, oh why did I have to look at this thread? I just can't help myself. Must be some sort of latent masochistic urge. :banghead: :cry:
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!

I hate Matt Damon and there's not a damn thing you can do about it

No, I'm not on drugs. I'm like this all the time.
Image
Top
User avatar
DPDarkPrimus
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 18399
Joined: 2002-11-22 11:02pm
Location: Iowa
Contact:
Contact DPDarkPrimus

Post by DPDarkPrimus »

jmac wrote: Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems. :lol:
*bites tongue to stop from making a joke about placing his penis*
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Top
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16369
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
jmac wrote: Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems. :lol:
*bites tongue to stop from making a joke about placing his penis*
Don't worry, we're all trying to not make jokes about your penis.

Sorry, I know that was mean, it just had to be said.

:P
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”