Dave's Bar & Grill

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-07-20 01:11am

I'm now a....Youngling?! ohhhh...

fgalkin2 · Post by **fgalkin2** » 2002-07-20 01:23am

I am now a Youngling!

Due to having achieved my goal for today, this post will not contain "+1 post"

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-07-20 01:44am

David, I just have to ask...what exactly is it that you have for monkeys?, you seem quite obsessed with them.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-20 07:51am

Monkeys are cool, and they dance when I play music, and they throw their poop at on commmand!

Emperor Norton II · Post by **Emperor Norton II** » 2002-07-21 04:09am

I just need a drink after visiting this zoo

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-07-21 06:01am

*Shifts into Werebear, Form, waves frying pan menacingly*

Your Hiring?

oh, I also make a mean Chilli, Espressos, Capachinos, Fried Fish, and Sheperd's Pie.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-07-21 07:30am

"*Shifts into Werebear, Form, waves frying pan menacingly*

Your Hiring?

oh, I also make a mean Chilli, Espressos, Capachinos, Fried Fish, and Sheperd's Pie."

*shambles into bar*

Colin? Whaddaheck are ya doin' here...?
*gulps down another keg of mead, then plops down in a chair*

Anyway, you know very jolly well that if anyw...anyh...anyone is gonna be chef issgonna be me. *burps and unsheathes sword* My katana, see? Don't need no cleaver.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-21 09:06am

Emperor Norton II wrote:I just need a drink after visiting this zoo

Don't we all

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-21 09:09am

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:*Shifts into Werebear, Form, waves frying pan menacingly*

Your Hiring?

oh, I also make a mean Chilli, Espressos, Capachinos, Fried Fish, and Sheperd's Pie.

Espressos? Yummy. Well, your not a monkey, but I guess a werebear is pretty good. Plus, with a werebear in the kitchen, I won't have to hire a bouncer

Your hired!

Although I warn you that I pay in bananas

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-07-21 10:28am

"Espressos? Yummy. Well, your not a monkey, but I guess a werebear is pretty good. Plus, with a werebear in the kitchen, I won't have to hire a bouncer

Your hired!

Although I warn you that I pay in bananas "

Hey, I want to be in too! I can fix drinks... Piña Malibu, Piña Patata, Piña Cucaracha... you name it! And I can fry meat. I have lots of practice frying meat.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-07-21 12:08pm

Sensitive liver

But mebbe a burger would be nice...

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-21 02:08pm

I want a Nerf steak and a bottle of Corellian whisky!!!!!

On the double monkey boy!!!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-07-21 03:14pm

Give me 100 cheese sticks and half a donut! And, how many people does your bar and grill seat? I've been waiting for an hour!

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-21 10:42pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Give me 100 cheese sticks and half a donut! And, how many people does your bar and grill seat? I've been waiting for an hour!

An hour

. what happened to the sexy waitress I hired? Here's your cheesy sticks, free of charge. I guess I'll need a bartender that's here more than me, so your hired Eleas

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-07-22 07:18am

Banana's ehh, Oh, well, no problem.

(Looks over larder of Honey, Fish, Berries, etc.)

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-22 01:16pm

Mr. B wrote: I want a Nerf steak and a bottle of Corellian whisky!!!!!

On the double monkey boy!!!!

Wheres my food!!!!!

I've been waiting for over a day now!!!!!

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 01:23pm

Tell it to the Werebear, he is the cook now, and ...........

WHAT the hell happened to the larder????????

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-23 12:35am

I still don't have my God Damn food.

That does it I am leaving.

(knocks over table and storms out muttering something about monkeys)

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-23 12:41am

@ Mr.B

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-07-23 12:52am

::swaggers into bar, seven-point star glinting briefly in the light...::

Hallo hallo...what's all this then?

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-23 12:58am

Officer?!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

::Hides the illegal immigrant werebears in kitchen::

What can I do for you sir?

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-23 01:00am

Mr. B walks back into restaurant and points out illegals.

(muttering more about monkeys)

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-23 01:03am

Werebear eats Padawan, then has a tummy ache

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-23 01:06am

Werebear vomits out Mr. B and tells sherriff about health code violations of the staff.

Emperor Norton II · Post by **Emperor Norton II** » 2002-07-23 01:33am

What we really need here is a Hunter S. Thompson moment.

[Then we all pound a quart of Jack and mescaline followed by pukeing on a midget in a Vegas Casino]

"How much for the Ape??? Bats, Bats, Bats quick bring me a gun!!!