birds, winged beasts of evil!

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-03-25 02:31pm

Probably a crow, Ravens are HUGE

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-03-25 03:09pm

Aya wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Did the bird look like this?

<starling>
No, it's beak was a few inches longer and as black as the devils heart! It was also curved alittle. Bird was also a bit bigger.

Edit: How was I owned, exactly?

It was either a crow or a grackle, and I'm leaning more towards crow.

Oh and starlings were released by a guy who wanted every bird mentioned in Shakespeare flying around in the United States, and since starlings were mentioned offhandledly in one line in one of the historical plays (I think one of the Henries) he brought over a hundred and released them in New York.

That idiot nearly caused the extinction of bluebirds across the continent.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-25 06:09pm

Mr Bean wrote:Hmmm bird problem?

Sounds like it good old surplus soviet hardware to the resecue!

May I present the Soviet ZSU 23x4 it is equipped with four radar-guided 23mm guns capable of engaging avian targets up to thirty six meters in diameter all the way down to the pint sized littler birds such as a the infamous "Humming Bird"

Quite a few of these are aviable supluss in most old former Soviet Reupiblics as well as the few hundred up for sale now with the fall of Iraq

That's delicious.

Waiting for a German Ghepard to show up.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-25 06:13pm

You should have broken out the shotgun.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-03-25 06:35pm

Bah, I deal with birds that couldn't have fit through that window, even if there wasn't an air conditioner in there, at the place I volunteer. This, and it sounds like a crow to me due to the size of it's beak, is nothing, and should have been easy to catch in a box or with a bedsheet.

Every try to catch a bat? Them fuckers are agile.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2004-03-25 10:39pm

Howedar wrote:You should have broken out the shotgun.

No no, the shotgun is for the flocks of screaming starlings when they invade the backyard. Inside the house you use a sling or a baseball, or a tennis racket if you don't have good aim.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-03-25 11:42pm

Aya wrote:So, how was everyone else's day?

Well, I woke up, went to school, came home, procrastinated my homework, and eventually did it, while listening to music.

EDIT: And about the bird, that's why I practice throwing knives. Well, okay it's not, but it's a good excuse, and still fun.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2004-03-26 04:16pm

Victory? Seems like you got your ass kicked.....

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