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Darth Wong wrote: As I said, the guys must be at least closeted bisexuals to do that. By definition, your cock has to be rubbing along another guy's cock for you to perform this act.
hmmmm, thats gotta be a wierd sensation, but my sympathies are with the girl, thats gotta hurt after a while, specially the 2 in the anus at once
there's girls that take tremendously huge objects up the ass. i'd imagine they just don't get to taking that size overnight, so they've probably had lots of experience before the video was shot, which would mean it wouldn't be quite that painful.
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Darth Wong wrote:As I said, the guys must be at least closeted bisexuals to do that. By definition, your cock has to be rubbing along another guy's cock for you to perform this act.
hmmmm, thats gotta be a wierd sensation, but my sympathies are with the girl, thats gotta hurt after a while, specially the 2 in the anus at once
Some of these women appear to be in some discomfort, but I've also seen porn actresses who are giggling and smiling while being anally double-dicked, even in the "behind the scenes" footage.
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i hope i NEVER get to that stage myself, having sex with random objects is not a fetish of my own thank you :D
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closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:and when we find Aliens.. yeah.
I find the idea of having sex with aliens erotic actually.

*donates money to SETI to increase my chances of intragalactic coitus. :P*
it's what i've been saying all along, it's all about the hot green alien chicks. 8)
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closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Trytostaydead wrote:and when we find Aliens.. yeah.
I find the idea of having sex with aliens erotic actually.

*donates money to SETI to increase my chances of intragalactic coitus. :P*
If you are talking about sex with "Grey"-type aliens, you are totally fucking nuts. On the other hand, if you are referring to the type of aliens who look exactly like hot Swedish women.... :twisted:
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
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Trytostaydead wrote:and when we find Aliens.. yeah.
I find the idea of having sex with aliens erotic actually.

*donates money to SETI to increase my chances of intragalactic coitus. :P*
If you are talking about sex with "Grey"-type aliens, you are totally fucking nuts. On the other hand, if you are referring to the type of aliens who look exactly like hot Swedish women.... :twisted:
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closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:If you are talking about sex with "Grey"-type aliens, you are totally fucking nuts.
It would be weird but I bet the sex would be magnificient.
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One type of sex that hasn't been documented thoroughly is zero-g sex. I imagine some crazy type of fucking can ocurr in a zero-g environment.
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Bertie Wooster wrote:One type of sex that hasn't been documented thoroughly is zero-g sex. I imagine some crazy type of fucking can ocurr in a zero-g environment.
There are rumours that NASA have experimented with zero-g sex and developed some really weird positions :shock: ... but this is just urban legend. (if a rumour about secret US gov't experiments is so strange that even I refuse to believe it, you know it's bonkers)

Though I imagine that zero-g sex would be like underwater sex without the water. :P
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I think the only "new" kink lately is electro-sex, but that is only because electricity is relativly new.

On a side bar, I have a video clip of a couple having sex on a transparent plastic inflatable chair, and you can see static electric sparks shooting between them. (The guy is wearing a condom, or he would be grounded to her)
Hell, the Romans did most of what goes on today, and that was when?
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If you had the cash, you could try zero G sex, but you would need to be a "minute man," aboard the "vomit comet"! :lol:

You got to wonder about the Russkies, and MIR though, given the number of female cosmonauts. All jokes about ugly Russian women aside, I have met some of the best looking women in the world from those parts. (Very much like the babe on Die Hard 3, drool).
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Stravo wrote:OK, now considering the vast array of fetishes and porn that we have seen do you think we have reached a point where people have just grown bored of your standard sex and are in search of the next fetish? Has the constant bombardment of sexual imagery and the ready access to porn made us sexual cynics. Are we experiencing a "been there done that" attitude?
I'd say we'll have reached that point when you can see shit like this on TV: WARNING- NOT THE LEAST BIT WORK SAFE
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EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:I think the only "new" kink lately is electro-sex, but that is only because electricity is relativly new.

On a side bar, I have a video clip of a couple having sex on a transparent plastic inflatable chair, and you can see static electric sparks shooting between them. (The guy is wearing a condom, or he would be grounded to her)
Hell, the Romans did most of what goes on today, and that was when?
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it's not exactly new, unless by new you mean the last 100 years. for some recent examples, hell, they demonstrate it in a couple of horror movies. bride of chucky and tales from the crypt: demon knight come to mind off the bat. ;)
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That's why I put it quotation marks. Newest is more like it. Compared to orgies, electricity for sexual pleasure is VERY new. Same with bondage. I have seen bondage pictures (paintings and drawings) thousands of years old.
What does that say about human sexuality/morality/inventivness?
I'll bet there were people using it for sexual reasons as soon as the technology made it possible, and widespread enough for the "fringe" to get hold of it.
I seem to recall folks in the 1920s or therabouts shocking themselves for entertainment and "medical" reasons. (like vibrators) Naturtaly we wouldn't hear about the "other" use it was being put to.
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Peregrin Toker wrote: Though I imagine that zero-g sex would be like underwater sex without the water. :P
The difference being that it would be like having no walls on the side of the pool to hold on to. Try taking your girlfriend to the center of a pool and fucking her without holding onto anything for support; it is EXTREMELY awkward.
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YT300000 wrote:
Stravo wrote:OK, now considering the vast array of fetishes and porn that we have seen do you think we have reached a point where people have just grown bored of your standard sex and are in search of the next fetish? Has the constant bombardment of sexual imagery and the ready access to porn made us sexual cynics. Are we experiencing a "been there done that" attitude?
I'd say we'll have reached that point when you can see shit like this on TV: WARNING- NOT THE LEAST BIT WORK SAFE
What the hell was that? The day I see that on TV is the day I let my cat feast on my eyeballs. That's just plain sick!

Oh, and wait until we get true humanoid robots. That will be the new fetish.
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Defiant, that would be what we know as snuff. Horrible stuff.
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verilon wrote:Defiant, that would be what we know as snuff. Horrible stuff.
Never had the desire to see one of those.
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YT300000 wrote:
I'd say we'll have reached that point when you can see shit like this on TV: WARNING- NOT THE LEAST BIT WORK SAFE
Yet another justification for a holocaust against necrophiles.
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Closet sci-fi fan, you certainly have low standards.
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Trytostaydead wrote:and when we find Aliens.. yeah.
I find the idea of having sex with aliens erotic actually.
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Peregrin Toker wrote: Though I imagine that zero-g sex would be like underwater sex without the water. :P
The difference being that it would be like having no walls on the side of the pool to hold on to. Try taking your girlfriend to the center of a pool and fucking her without holding onto anything for support; it is EXTREMELY awkward.
Speaking from experience, I suppose? :P
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote: Though I imagine that zero-g sex would be like underwater sex without the water. :P
The difference being that it would be like having no walls on the side of the pool to hold on to. Try taking your girlfriend to the center of a pool and fucking her without holding onto anything for support; it is EXTREMELY awkward.
Speaking from experience, I suppose? :P
You haven't tried it yet? :D
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YT300000 wrote:I'd say we'll have reached that point when you can see shit like this on TV: WARNING- NOT THE LEAST BIT WORK SAFE
Now that's deep-throating...
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Phantasee wrote: You haven't tried it yet? :D
As I either have notoriously bad social skills or very bad luck with establishing more than just platonic friendships with the female part of the human species.... no. :cry:

But an opportunity will come. That's inevitable. :twisted:
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Tentacle monsters are the future of sex.
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