KELLY'S NEW TITLE!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 04:47pm

Ted wrote:If you think we're immature horny bastards, you've never seen anything yet.

And the scary thing is, Ted's not joking.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 04:50pm

This is the "this one time at band camp" movie, right?

I didn't like it.

Correct. I can never look at Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer the same way after that. Then again, she's a lesbian now, so it's not a big deal. :)

Did any of you guys ever catch the American Pie/Phantom Menace parody trailer? American Jedi, I recall. It's an amateur flick but it's undeniably hilarious. You'd probably love the Star Wars connection. Picture the deadpan Obi Wan as a horny teenager trying to get laid.

Yes. The guy playing Obi-Wan Kenobi is my cousin, so I saw it when it debuted at the University of Michigan. He graduated last year.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 04:52pm

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-22 04:53pm

Durandal wrote:Yes. The guy playing Obi-Wan Kenobi is my cousin, so I saw it when it debuted at the University of Michigan. He graduated last year.

Seriously? How neat. I vaguely know the folks who made Duality, but that's about it. I don't think enough people have seen that short, and it's really quite funny.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 04:54pm

It's already posted online.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 04:54pm

Seriously? How neat. I vaguely know the folks who made Duality, but that's about it. I don't think enough people have seen that short, and it's really quite funny.

Duality was excellent.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-22 05:04pm

Durandal wrote:Duality was excellent.

Agreed. As was The Killer Bean 2: The Party. Okay, I just watched the American Jedi again...I always laugh my ass off watching Obi Wan use the force to lift skirts and play lacrosse, culminating with a lacrosse duel against Darth Maul with a double-edged lacrosse stick.

Yoda: "I sense much beer in you. Beer leads to intoxication. Intoxication leads to hangovers. Hangovers lead to suffering."

Okay, I think I've derailed this thread enough.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-22 05:28pm

Kitsune: 'fox' in Japanese

Peronsaly I'd vote for this one as it strangly, very strangly fits Kelly pretty perfeclty(I happen to know some of the Kitsune legends though not well as a result of an large accident at an Oil Change place left myself and a student of Asian Fokelore traped in the same 12x6 room for around three hours while the Mechanics reminded the new guy of why one does not drop hammers into the building electrical wiring and thusly short out the neighbor-hood and blew a Transformer I belive

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-22 05:29pm

Mr Bean wrote:
Kitsune: 'fox' in Japanese
Peronsaly I'd vote for this one as it strangly, very strangly fits Kelly pretty perfeclty(I happen to know some of the Kitsune legends though not well as a result of an large accident at an Oil Change place left myself and a student of Asian Fokelore traped in the same 12x6 room for around three hours while the Mechanics reminded the new guy of why one does not drop hammers into the building electrical wiring and thusly short out the neighbor-hood and blew a Transformer I belive

Run-on sentences are cool.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 05:32pm

I didn't like the double-bladed lightsaber fight sequence in Duality. I thought it was ridiculously overdone, with way too much twirling and useless bullshit. However, the fight sequences after they both switched to regular sabers were very good, and the ending was just awesome.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-22 05:34pm

Run-on sentences are cool.

Periods are the work of the Devil!

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2002-10-22 05:57pm

Depending on how you mean that Bean, I agree wholeheartedly

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 06:52pm

LOL, I'm with that!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 2002-10-22 06:59pm

I voted Kitsune. Admitidly i've only been here a while but it seems to fit from the posts i've seen. Silent and timid but when shes pissed she bites.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 07:01pm

Kelly might be quiet but I'd never call her timid. But yeah, when she's pissed, get out of the way!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 07:03pm

Kitsune

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-10-22 07:14pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I'm not that much younger than you Lag. Remember that.

Exactly how old are you?

And out of curiousity, when are you gonna post your pic for us to see. You know, to put a face to a username.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 07:17pm

I just imagine she looks like her AV. I wish.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 07:19pm

Aye, same here. :)

Kelly, could you show us the full picture of that avatar? I like the style, and I'd like to see the rest of it.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-10-22 07:21pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I'm not that much younger than you Lag. Remember that.
Exactly how old are you?

And out of curiousity, when are you gonna post your pic for us to see. You know, to put a face to a username.

She's older than that pullet Clinton has for a daughter, and a bit younger than the moon. I'd tell you, but then she might tell you how old *I* am, and nobody wants that.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 07:22pm

Durandal wrote:Aye, same here.

Kelly, could you show us the full picture of that avatar? I like the style, and I'd like to see the rest of it.

I'd prefer a picture of her. In as skimpy of clothing as possible.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-10-22 07:24pm

Ok, all I must ask*Gets Napeonlic-French Phsyco Midget(Non-Napeonlic)-DuGaulle quick pyhsco voice* Huhe huhe, where's damn custom rank?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 07:24pm

You don't just jump in like that! Take it slow, you might scare her off. :)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-10-22 07:26pm

Hitting on a Mom*Slps forehead, all loud like* Thats below my moral ethics line and I'm a porno addict.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 07:27pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Hitting on a Mom*Slps forehead, all loud like* Thats below my moral ethics line and I'm a porno addict.

*ties up Lennox*

BAD monkey!

*whips Lennox and throws him in the closet*

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KELLY'S NEW TITLE!

New title for Kelly?