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How many of you have paid for it?
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In and of itself it isn't, but there are loads of offences related to it that are, like asking for itInnerBrat wrote:no, it isn't.Rye wrote:Nope, never. Not even when i've been excessively horny, plus it's illegal here.
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When I was a virgin in highschool, I gave the matter some serious thought on several occasions. If highschool had lasted another year I probably would've done it, but fortunately I went off to university and discovered the joys of wild kinky chicks. Since then I haven't even considered it.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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No I haven't, but I was offered it free once. I was in Amsterdam with a team of IT folks doing product research for a potential purchase when I was 15 and the company we were considering buying from sent a couple of girls up to our hotel room to "keep us company". Out of the four of us I was the only one who DIDN'T partake, although this was probably due more to fear then any moral objections.
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That's called "mixing business with pleasure." Never fuck the company girl before you close a deal.The Kernel wrote:No I haven't, but I was offered it free once. I was in Amsterdam with a team of IT folks doing product research for a potential purchase when I was 15 and the company we were considering buying from sent a couple of girls up to our hotel room to "keep us company". Out of the four of us I was the only one who DIDN'T partake, although this was probably due more to fear then any moral objections.
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Bah, it's not as if we had the final say anyways, we were just there to make a recommendation to the CFO.Durandal wrote: That's called "mixing business with pleasure." Never fuck the company girl before you close a deal.
From what I've been told though, this is a somewhat common practice, especially in Europe. Back when my mom worked for Legato, they sent girls over for her entire marketing team and even offered her a male prostitute.
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That's not surprising at all. I'm sure it goes on here in America with "escort services," as well. Even so, they're not doing it out of the goodness of their own hearts.The Kernel wrote:Bah, it's not as if we had the final say anyways, we were just there to make a recommendation to the CFO.Durandal wrote:That's called "mixing business with pleasure." Never fuck the company girl before you close a deal.
From what I've been told though, this is a somewhat common practice, especially in Europe. Back when my mom worked for Legato, they sent girls over for her entire marketing team and even offered her a male prostitute.
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When i was in 4th grade...i paid a girl (my now girlfreind) to jack me off while we were on some kind of field trip to a pumpkin farm one Holloween. Best four quaters i ever spent
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EDIT: forgive my retardness...it was just BEFORE Holloween, not on Holloween.
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She later put out for free in 1999, to me of course
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Well, considering that I am still 14, the answer is (believe it or not
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Well, I humbly volunteer my services.....muse wrote:No, just no. If I ever needed to get laid that bad I'd rather seduce some unwitting guy into fulfilling my needs.
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Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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Does it mean "yes"?jmac wrote:Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
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Yes. Yes it does.jmac wrote:Does the word "NO" mean anything..?
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Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!Tsyroc wrote:If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods.InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
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You're a real piece of work, you know that?h0rus wrote:Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!Tsyroc wrote:If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods.InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
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*Gets out the torches and acid.* GET BACK UNDER THAT GOD DAMNED BRIDGE, YOU STUPID TROLL!h0rus wrote:Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!Tsyroc wrote:If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods.InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
Edit: How long until an admin looks at his custom title poll in HoS? He heartily deserves the results, like right now.
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How is that called for?h0rus wrote:Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!Tsyroc wrote:If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods.InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
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Thin ice, chuckles. Another personal attack like that and you won't even get the benefit of a ban poll.h0rus wrote:Or they have good taste in women. Fish and chips! Fish and chips!Tsyroc wrote:If you ever had to pay for it there is definately something wrong with the guys in your neck of the woods.InnerBrat wrote:My feminine mystique prevents me from answering any question where "I'm not telling you" is an option
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